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 Post subject: Miller Lite
PostPosted: Sat Aug 24, 2024 9:25 pm 
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I was watching a six hour RFK Jr. interview on YouTube when an ad popped up extolling the virtues of a beer called Miller Lite. The ad boasted that Miller Lite “tastes great” and is “less filling” as compared to other domestically produced American lagers.

Turns out this Miller company is selling us all a lie. After drinking a few dozen at a Jelly Roll concert this weekend, I can say with authority that this beverage neither “tastes great” nor is it “less filling” as was promised.

I think this entire “advertising” thing needs to be monitored.

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 Post subject: Re: Miller Lite
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 Post subject: Re: Miller Lite
PostPosted: Sat Aug 24, 2024 10:32 pm 
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I've had this argument before. Few means 3. It can't mean 2(couple) and by sheer instinct it doesn't mean 4. By saying you had a few dozen Miller Lites, and this is a perfect example, you've had 36, or a number close that can either be rounded up to 36, or rounded down to 36. 4 dozen Miller Lites isn't a few.

Is there a proper term for a middling amount? Somewhere between a few and a shitload and/or fuck ton?
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 Post subject: Re: Miller Lite
PostPosted: Sat Aug 24, 2024 10:41 pm 
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Nardi wrote:
I've had this argument before. Few means 3. It can't mean 2(couple) and by sheer instinct it doesn't mean 4. By saying you had a few dozen Miller Lites, and this is a perfect example, you've had 36, or a number close that can either be rounded up to 36, or rounded down to 36. 4 dozen Miller Lites isn't a few.

Is there a proper term for a middling amount? Somewhere between a few and a shitload and/or fuck ton?

Shut up nerd. You sound like Brick

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 Post subject: Re: Miller Lite
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SpiralStairs wrote:
Nardi wrote:
I've had this argument before. Few means 3. It can't mean 2(couple) and by sheer instinct it doesn't mean 4. By saying you had a few dozen Miller Lites, and this is a perfect example, you've had 36, or a number close that can either be rounded up to 36, or rounded down to 36. 4 dozen Miller Lites isn't a few.

Is there a proper term for a middling amount? Somewhere between a few and a shitload and/or fuck ton?

Shut up nerd. You sound like Brick

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 Post subject: Re: Miller Lite
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Nardi wrote:
SpiralStairs wrote:
Nardi wrote:
I've had this argument before. Few means 3. It can't mean 2(couple) and by sheer instinct it doesn't mean 4. By saying you had a few dozen Miller Lites, and this is a perfect example, you've had 36, or a number close that can either be rounded up to 36, or rounded down to 36. 4 dozen Miller Lites isn't a few.

Is there a proper term for a middling amount? Somewhere between a few and a shitload and/or fuck ton?

Shut up nerd. You sound like Brick

I could whoop your ass in pickleball.

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 Post subject: Re: Miller Lite
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Nardi wrote:
I've had this argument before. Few means 3. It can't mean 2(couple) and by sheer instinct it doesn't mean 4. By saying you had a few dozen Miller Lites, and this is a perfect example, you've had 36, or a number close that can either be rounded up to 36, or rounded down to 36. 4 dozen Miller Lites isn't a few.

Is there a proper term for a middling amount? Somewhere between a few and a shitload and/or fuck ton?



I think you are just asking a bit much of a guy who just admitted drinking more than one dozen beers.
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