…and the cicadas that allow them to flourish, and the people who like cicadas, and anything associated with cicadas.

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Learn to love bugs. You'll be eating them soon. So I'm told.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

What about you people down there eating them with malort, we aren’t that fucking stupid up here.

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Who the hell drinks malort? I don't get that shit. I bet even wz can't do it

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

I take a shower anytime I walk under a tree.

We had soccer all weekend and I opted to sit in full sun & 90+ degrees rather than go near a tree. I look like a tomato.

I’ve since learned that these things are apparently airborne.

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I…plead the fifth. Not of Malort.

...or they mites not

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

If they are airborne, we have to lock down our cities. Shelter in place people.

wash your hands, wear a mask. imagine all the people...

They're out of control. I picked up bites on my neck this weekend, which is a feat no mosquito has ever accomplished. They've also managed to get under my shirt and bite me in the stomach.

Is that what this shit is????



This is the third one of these I've gotten. They take forever to go away.

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Only listen to doctors and *sigh* to people who listen to doctors!

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

First thing I thought of when I saw your pic JORR

George Costanza : What if the pilot gets picked up, and it becomes a series?

Dana Foley : That would be wonderful, George. You'll be rich and successful.

George Costanza : Yeah, that's exactly what I'm worried about. God would never let me be successful. He'd kill me first. He'd never let me be happy.

Dana Foley : I thought you didn't believe in God.

George Costanza : I do for the bad things.

Dana Foley : Do you hear what you're saying? God isn't out to get you, George. What... What is that on your lip?

George Costanza : What?

Dana Foley : It's like a discoloration. It's white.

George Costanza : [looks in a mirror] Yes. Yes, it's white. Why is it white?

Dana Foley : You'd better get that checked out.

George Costanza : "Better get that checked out"?

Dana Foley : I would.

George Costanza : What kind of a therapist are you? I'm telling you I'm scared that something terrible is gonna happen to me. Right away you start looking for tumors?

Dana Foley : I'm trying to help.

George Costanza : What are you, like a sadist? No matter how bad somebody feels, you can make 'em feel worse? I'll bet you're rootin' for the tumor!

Dana Foley : I think you'd better go.

George Costanza : Well, I'm going, baby! I'm goin'!

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you have 3 nipples ?

I had something similar -- actually two of them right next to each other -- on my right arm. But they healed in a week. I thought I got them on the plane a week ago Sunday; at least it was right after that when I first noticed. the.

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"I honestly don't see a good bet on the board here."

Monkey pox. Call that Daskalakis guy that's into bondage and get a vaccine. Don't stop having anal sex though, wouldn't want to stop you from loving anybody.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

what the fuck nobody wants to see your nasty ass nipples, what the fuck is wrong with you?

who are you talking to ?

That's not a nipple, you fuckin' shithead. It's apparently an oak mite bite.

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Oak mite bit your nipple?

that's what it sounds like

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