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Author:  This Ends in Antioch [ Mon Aug 26, 2024 8:46 pm ]
Post subject:  Oak Mites

…and the cicadas that allow them to flourish, and the people who like cicadas, and anything associated with cicadas.

Author:  Darkside [ Mon Aug 26, 2024 8:49 pm ]
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This Ends in Antioch wrote:
…and the cicadas that allow them to flourish, and the people who like cicadas, and anything associated with cicadas.

Learn to love bugs. You'll be eating them soon. So I'm told.

Author:  Hawg Ass [ Mon Aug 26, 2024 8:52 pm ]
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Darkside wrote:
This Ends in Antioch wrote:
…and the cicadas that allow them to flourish, and the people who like cicadas, and anything associated with cicadas.

Learn to love bugs. You'll be eating them soon. So I'm told.

What about you people down there eating them with malort, we aren’t that fucking stupid up here.

Author:  Darkside [ Mon Aug 26, 2024 8:57 pm ]
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Hawg Ass wrote:
Darkside wrote:
This Ends in Antioch wrote:
…and the cicadas that allow them to flourish, and the people who like cicadas, and anything associated with cicadas.

Learn to love bugs. You'll be eating them soon. So I'm told.

What about you people down there eating them with malort, we aren’t that fucking stupid up here.

Who the hell drinks malort? I don't get that shit. I bet even wz can't do it

Author:  KDdidit [ Mon Aug 26, 2024 9:06 pm ]
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I take a shower anytime I walk under a tree.

Author:  This Ends in Antioch [ Mon Aug 26, 2024 9:11 pm ]
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KDdidit wrote:
I take a shower anytime I walk under a tree.

We had soccer all weekend and I opted to sit in full sun & 90+ degrees rather than go near a tree. I look like a tomato.

I’ve since learned that these things are apparently airborne.

Author:  W_Z [ Mon Aug 26, 2024 9:27 pm ]
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Darkside wrote:
Hawg Ass wrote:
Darkside wrote:
This Ends in Antioch wrote:
…and the cicadas that allow them to flourish, and the people who like cicadas, and anything associated with cicadas.

Learn to love bugs. You'll be eating them soon. So I'm told.

What about you people down there eating them with malort, we aren’t that fucking stupid up here.

Who the hell drinks malort? I don't get that shit. I bet even wz can't do it


I…plead the fifth. Not of Malort.

Author:  good dolphin [ Tue Aug 27, 2024 5:34 am ]
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...or they mites not

Author:  Cashman [ Tue Aug 27, 2024 5:47 am ]
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This Ends in Antioch wrote:
KDdidit wrote:
I take a shower anytime I walk under a tree.

We had soccer all weekend and I opted to sit in full sun & 90+ degrees rather than go near a tree. I look like a tomato.

I’ve since learned that these things are apparently airborne.



If they are airborne, we have to lock down our cities. Shelter in place people.

Author:  W_Z [ Tue Aug 27, 2024 6:57 am ]
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wash your hands, wear a mask. imagine all the people...

Author:  Warren Newson [ Tue Aug 27, 2024 7:44 am ]
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They're out of control. I picked up bites on my neck this weekend, which is a feat no mosquito has ever accomplished. They've also managed to get under my shirt and bite me in the stomach.

Author:  JORR [ Tue Aug 27, 2024 8:02 am ]
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Is that what this shit is????

Image

This is the third one of these I've gotten. They take forever to go away.

Author:  RFDC [ Tue Aug 27, 2024 8:24 am ]
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W_Z wrote:
wash your hands, wear a mask. imagine all the people...

Only listen to doctors and *sigh* to people who listen to doctors!

Author:  T-Bone [ Tue Aug 27, 2024 8:30 am ]
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First thing I thought of when I saw your pic JORR :lol:

George Costanza : What if the pilot gets picked up, and it becomes a series?

Dana Foley : That would be wonderful, George. You'll be rich and successful.

George Costanza : Yeah, that's exactly what I'm worried about. God would never let me be successful. He'd kill me first. He'd never let me be happy.

Dana Foley : I thought you didn't believe in God.

George Costanza : I do for the bad things.

Dana Foley : Do you hear what you're saying? God isn't out to get you, George. What... What is that on your lip?

George Costanza : What?

Dana Foley : It's like a discoloration. It's white.

George Costanza : [looks in a mirror] Yes. Yes, it's white. Why is it white?

Dana Foley : You'd better get that checked out.

George Costanza : "Better get that checked out"?

Dana Foley : I would.

George Costanza : What kind of a therapist are you? I'm telling you I'm scared that something terrible is gonna happen to me. Right away you start looking for tumors?

Dana Foley : I'm trying to help.

George Costanza : What are you, like a sadist? No matter how bad somebody feels, you can make 'em feel worse? I'll bet you're rootin' for the tumor!

Dana Foley : I think you'd better go.

George Costanza : Well, I'm going, baby! I'm goin'!

Author:  Bagels [ Tue Aug 27, 2024 9:18 am ]
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JORR wrote:
Is that what this shit is????

Image

This is the third one of these I've gotten. They take forever to go away.


you have 3 nipples ?

Author:  a retard [ Tue Aug 27, 2024 9:35 am ]
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I had something similar -- actually two of them right next to each other -- on my right arm. But they healed in a week. I thought I got them on the plane a week ago Sunday; at least it was right after that when I first noticed. the.

Author:  Spaulding [ Tue Aug 27, 2024 4:06 pm ]
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Bagels wrote:
JORR wrote:
Is that what this shit is????

Image

This is the third one of these I've gotten. They take forever to go away.


you have 3 nipples ?


Monkey pox. Call that Daskalakis guy that's into bondage and get a vaccine. Don't stop having anal sex though, wouldn't want to stop you from loving anybody.

Author:  Brick [ Tue Aug 27, 2024 4:08 pm ]
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Image

Author:  Caller Bob [ Tue Aug 27, 2024 4:09 pm ]
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what the fuck nobody wants to see your nasty ass nipples, what the fuck is wrong with you?

Author:  Bagels [ Tue Aug 27, 2024 4:12 pm ]
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who are you talking to ?

Author:  JORR [ Tue Aug 27, 2024 8:00 pm ]
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Caller Bob wrote:
what the fuck nobody wants to see your nasty ass nipples, what the fuck is wrong with you?



That's not a nipple, you fuckin' shithead. It's apparently an oak mite bite.

Author:  Nardi [ Wed Aug 28, 2024 8:42 am ]
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Oak mite bit your nipple?

Author:  Bagels [ Wed Aug 28, 2024 10:26 am ]
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that's what it sounds like

Author:  JORR [ Wed Aug 28, 2024 7:34 pm ]
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https://www.nbcchicago.com/cicadas-illi ... a/3533849/

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