First, allow me to thank BigFan for giving us polls in the Douchebag section again. Many of you remember the Douchebag of the week election process, well not much has changed. Please vote for the individual who most earned the title of Douchebag of the Week!
Also, I will try to have an election each Friday but I might need a guest-poller next week, so PM me if you have a chance to put it together.

Elton John and his Foreign Ilk: Darkside thought that Sir Elton John should stay out of the United States electoral process. What do you think, should the honorable Knight be Douchebagged? Or is he more of a teabagger?
Monique Davis: Matt in the Crown thinks that Rep. Davis earns a Douchebagging for claiming that it is dangerous for children to even know that an athiest philosophy exists. Is Matt onto something here? Or should children be brainwashed into a set of beliefs early in life?
Illinois Tollways: W_Z does not like 2 year old fines on violations he was not aware of. He also adds that since the equipment tends not to work that these violations are not valid. We all know that the tollway has been harsh on violators this week, but are they Douchebags? You decide.
Italian Female: Nominated by a douchebag himself, Evil J.A.C.K. He claims that italianfemale has been causing his gout to act up. Apparantly there is little else to support his nomination but several regulars also chimed in. Is italianfemale this weeks douchebag?
Some Chick's Bitch Friend: Elmer Fudd got shot down by a wingman. He didn't follow the guy rules of finding an occupying force for the wingman, but still believes that the fatty got in the way of some fluid transfer. Was FavreFan the victim of a Douchebagging Wingman? Was the wingman just doing her job? You decide!

Thanks for voting in this week's poll. Never forget that you are performing your CSFMB civic duty to report on and vote for any and all Douchebag behavior. Thank you.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

some chick's bitch friend was the funniest thread.

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Wasn't this supposed to be Frank Drebin's job? He's gonna be pissed when he gets outta the clink.

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

Now see, i come on this board to see just what my man is doing on here, and i get accused of being a male, FAT, HAIRY, and keeping score. How sad, Now it's been days since i've posted, and you guys are still talking about me.... So Shit, FUCK... Please vote for me.

Italianfemale definitely caused a stir earlier this week but I don't think that makes her a douchebag...especially if she's a hottie.

Italianfemale, are you a hottie?

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

Mmmm, yeah...can I change my vote?

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Seriously?

Hey italianfemale!

How's it hangin'?

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This is my signature...

This is gonna get you douchebagged again. Why don't you let you man have a little personal space?

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

I'm definitely,not fat, or hairy!!!! I tan on a regular basis, and try to exercise (tone) my LITTLE BODY......

And besides keeping score has been okay with it for years now! Why kid you want some!!!!!!

is this opened for discussion?
You know the personal space?

Fat and hairy can be dealt with, though. If you're one of the other 2, you're outta luck.

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Sure.
What?

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

I just need to feed my imagination. If paper towels could get pregnant, I'm sure I'd have a bunch of little Brawnys running around.

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

fixed

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This is my signature...

I might have a new quote.

Glad I could help you Vince.

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

Well tanning on a regular bassis is a great way to age the body really fast and damage skin. I did it for like 3 months before my wedding and stopped it because It dried and irratated my skin so much it drove me up a wall.

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I'm sure you could write a book on dealing with fat and hairy. What a dork.

Your follow through on the retirement was almost Boilermaker Rickian. At least that was a joke...

Your gayness is almost Elton Johnian. That's no joke....

Jerry:

The quoota of bitter former Score producers on the board has been reduced to one.

So you, SID and Kessler get together, decide who's leavin, and let everyone else know by Tuesday.

Thanks,