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Sillyass: pees sitting down?
Definitely 65%  65%  [ 15 ]
Maybe not, but his douche status is well-established 35%  35%  [ 8 ]
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The whole not finding Angelina Jolie attractive thing is questionable. But Marie Osmond? That does it. I would bet the farm that this guy pees sitting down. This guy is making a serious run at the "biggest douche in the Universe" title.

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So you're nominating him because he doesn't find Marie Osmond attractive?

Are you a little bit country, or a little bit rock and roll?

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So you're nominating him because he doesn't find Marie Osmond attractive?

Are you a little bit country, or a little bit rock and roll?

No, I'm nominating him because he does find Marie Osmond attractive; that fact or the fact that he doesn't find Jolie attractive, or the fact that he does find Osmond attractive, by themselves, could be brushed off as an idiosyncrasy. But the two taken together? Man, what a douche.

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I know. I was just joking around because the way you phrased the nomination struck me as funny. :wink:

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I wouldn't have been able to listen to that fingernails-on-chalkboard tone long enough to hear his entire statement.

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The whole not finding Angelina Jolie attractive thing is questionable.

Well, 8 to 10 years ago I would've been with you. But she's starting to show some hard mileage. She's been looking a little haggard.

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Miguel Kid Cairo wrote:
MattInTheCrown wrote:
The whole not finding Angelina Jolie attractive thing is questionable.

Well, 8 to 10 years ago I would've been with you. But she's starting to show some hard mileage. She's been looking a little haggard.


And a little anorexic....

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id still hit.

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id still hit.


we know...

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No comment on whether or not I'd hit it. I no longer want the title of "Horniest CSFMB Poster."

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No comment on whether or not I'd hit it. I no longer want the title of "Horniest CSFMB Poster."


You may not want it but I think you are stuck with it until a slumpbuster comes along.....

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Miguel Kid Cairo wrote:
No comment on whether or not I'd hit it. I no longer want the title of "Horniest CSFMB Poster."


You may not want it but I think you are stuck with it until a slumpbuster comes along.....

Well Jake, I set up a MySpace page on Saturday so hopefully I'll be engaging in meaningless, uncommitted sex at some point before the end of the calendar year. I don't have any friends on MySpace yet but we all gotta start somewhere.

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Miguel Kid Cairo wrote:
HappyHour Jason wrote:
Miguel Kid Cairo wrote:
No comment on whether or not I'd hit it. I no longer want the title of "Horniest CSFMB Poster."


You may not want it but I think you are stuck with it until a slumpbuster comes along.....

Well Jake, I set up a MySpace page on Saturday so hopefully I'll be engaging in meaningless, uncommitted sex at some point before the end of the calendar year. I don't have any friends on there yet but we all gotta start somewhere.


I'll keep my fingers crossed for you....

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What's wrong with sitting down to take a wizz? You get yourself the newspaper and just let go. It's the best way to read Mariotti.
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What's wrong with sitting down to take a wizz? You get yourself the newspaper and just let go. It's the best way to read Mariotti.

Most apropos, at any rate.

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Well, back in the day, Marie was attractive. Back in the day, Angelina was attractive.



Then she had sex with Billy Bob Thorton.

Immediately off my hot list then. I wouldn't want to risk whatever Billy Bob has and passing it onto me.

And yes, I think whatever creep factor Billy Bob has would bypass any protection.
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