Well Good morning CSFMB! It's going to be a pretty day, with plenty of sunshine, warmer weather, and plenty of Douchebags to talk about.
This week we've got politicians, stoners, beaurocrats, money, ourselves... Well we sure have a lot of Douchelike people to talk about so let's get started.
Some Guy at my Job: Kid Cairo naps in the pooper and he does not like neighbors while doing it. 5 empty stalls and he chooses the one right next to our sleepy friend. He waits 10 minutes for "guy" to finish recycling dinner before....leaving. Without washing his hands. Or flushing. Leaving KC to sit in the wafting aroma that is mudbutt. Was this guy a douche? Should he have washed his hands? Does KC get cramps in his legs while napping on the toilet? We need answers.
The Members of this Site: Mr. Pickles makes a less than triumphant return in his nomination of the entire community of CSFMB. From his punctuation skills, we now suspect Mr. Pickles of being Jurko. It seems that he has lost some of his original skills, preferring profanity over clever, intelligent discourse. Hmm, it has also been rumored that Evil J.A.C.K. has lost some zip on his heater too, (cuddleparty?
). Anyway, if you think you're a douchebag, vote here.
4th US Circuit Court: Nas brings some Rowand into the Douchebag poll this week by lighting off a 3-page discussion on a definite third rail topic, abortion. Basically, the court ruled that certain abortion bans were unconstitutional. This started a fairly intelligent and thoughtful debate, a rare thing here at CSFMB. So support Nas with a click and show him you agree!
Medical Marijuana Users Denied Organs: Ryno's Wife made note that several terminally ill patients were allowed to die because they were denied transplants because they consume Medical Marijuana. I think of this as a travesty because they gave Mickey Mantle a liver, even though they knew he was a drunken lout. I'm sure stoneroses will agree here. So, will allowing potheads to die top your douchebag vote today?
Alderman Dick Mell: Hawkeye Vince points out that Dick Mell is looking to change the law simply to benefit himself, as he owns guns that the little people are not allowed to own, but "forgot" to re-register them. He claims this isn't just for him, but there is an extremely limited elite that are allowed to own pistols in Chicago, and none of them are civilians. Just douchebag City Aldermen. So, do law changing to get themselves out of hot water shithead aldermen get your Douchebag vote?
US Court, paper money discriminates against the blind: spmack's favorite poster, Darkside, nominated the US court for determining that the US Treasury discriminates against the blind for failing to provide a way for the blind to determine paper money values. Evil J.A.C.K. said that the only discrimination is against those without money at all. W_Z seems to think that MLB umpires can afford someone to help them. Happy Hour Jason thinks we'd be surprised how many mentally disabled live amongst us, but that's not surprising to CSFMBers, as mental instability is a prerequisite. Changing our money might cost a fortune, but does that make the US Court douchebages?
American Airlines: When you see an airline mentioned at CSFMB, the possibility that C_Howitt_Fealz brought it up. That's right, America's favorite curmudgeon air traveller fires a SAM (Site to Airline Missive) against the airliner for charging you to check your first bag. They will bill you for everything at the airlines, even for being a fat ass. But does charging you for bringing luggage along qualify them as douchebags? Only your vote can tell.
BigFan: Honestly I was a little scared to put Crystal Lake Hoffy's nomination of this sites Golden Calf up for the poll this week. I know BigFan knows people who know people, and people he knows that know him are dangerous people to know. Know this, he has connections, and can always make it look like an accident. Anyway, Bigfan killed the sundevil like avatars. We handled that. He put up with Mao. We handled that. He created a section for the WNBA, and we freaked. CLH is in some kind of self isolation in protest. Does all that make BigFan a douchebag? Will HHJ come to his defense yet again in this thread? Only time, and your votes, can tell.
Well, we sure have a lot of Douchebags to choose from. So put on your tinfoil, lace em up and vote today for your candidate. We need your vote. Do not let your CSFMB brethren down by standing idly on the sidelines.
