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DBOTW Poll 6/27/08
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Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Fri Jun 27, 2008 12:11 pm ]
Post subject:  DBOTW Poll 6/27/08
Better late than never ladles and jelly spools. Here it is, your weekly DoucheBag poll. Vote early, vote often (hell its Chicago). It’s been a relatively slow week as far as the Dbag fodder goes, but that does not mean that the poll should not be made or ignored. The good people of the CSFMB will decide who indeed is this week’s biggest douchebag.


Shawn Chacon

Hoffney nominates journeyman pitcher Chacon for having a physical confrontation with his GM. Did Chacon have a right to go off? Without him, would the GM even have a job? Or is the GM the douchebag here for possibly bating Chacon into a shouting/shoving match. Vote here if you feel this Ex-Astro is the DBOTW!

Neighborhood Parrot

Redneckmommy nominates a bird who apparently doesn’t know human sleep habits or when to just STFU. Everything from keys in the food to shotguns has been suggested as far as dealing with this problem. Is the bird really the DBOTW for just doing what Mother Nature intended, or should the owners teach this bird when it’s ok to make noise? Be it a gun or a vote here; make your mark if this parrot is the DBOTW.

Neighborhood Cat

In a tough week for our furry friends here in the forum, Thug nominates a cat who seems to think that his garden and his children(s) play area is the cat’s own personal litter box. Again poisoned food and guns were brought up as the quick fix. Is the cat really the DB here? Are the owners the DB for letting their pussy run rampant all over the hood? If so, vote here!

Bitch Principal

Conns nominates a principal he used to work for who “docked that chink a day’s pay for sleepin on the job.” He claimed his had clearance Clarence to take the day off work, provided he had filed all the necessary paperwork, but they didn’t get paid. Is he wrong for expecting to get paid for not going to work? If not, vote here because this bitch clearly is just a money-grabbing whore.

Supreme Court

Nas says that the Supreme Court is the Dbag here because they have outlawed the chair for child rapists. I suppose no DBOTW poll would be complete without something involving kiddie porn, but Nas was pretty adamant in his stance that baby rapers should not simply be sent up the river for a few years. In the most debated thread in this folder for the week, the death penalty vs. anti death penalty feelings reared its ugly head yet again. So what say there folks? Is Nas wrong or are the Supreme Court Justices Supreme Douchebags for putting something like this on the books?

Wrigley Beer Vendor

Dr. Ken nominates a vendor who threw his beer tray on the floor while visiting the troughs over at Wrigley Field. Now, some might say that the Old Style he was serving in those trays is a lot worse than any backsplash that could bounce off those troughs and on to the tray. Is he the douche, or is this probably just standard practice. Vote here if piss on your beer vendor’s tray is worthy of the DBOTW


Well, that’s it folks. I apologeye for not being able to devote more time to this, but it was out of my hands. Here’s your poll, and now we’ll let the people speak!
Author:  The Original Kid Cairo [ Fri Jun 27, 2008 12:22 pm ]
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Good work Frank. I forgive you.
Author:  bwfalcon [ Fri Jun 27, 2008 12:34 pm ]
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Obviously the beer vendor. When I'm drinking Old Style or Budweiser I expect it to taste like piss, but feel confident it doesn't actually contain any.
Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Fri Jun 27, 2008 12:41 pm ]
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:lol: good point.
Author:  Regular Reader [ Fri Jun 27, 2008 12:43 pm ]
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bwfalcon wrote:
Obviously the beer vendor. When I'm drinking Old Style or Budweiser I expect it to taste like piss, but feel confident it doesn't actually contain any.


Remembering the 'rumor' about Corona 15-20 yrs. ago, and actually smelling (not drinking) Old Style & the rice beer...I don't know.
Author:  My Coach Vinny [ Fri Jun 27, 2008 12:57 pm ]
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I predict a runaway win for the beer vendor.
Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Fri Jun 27, 2008 1:13 pm ]
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I predict next week's winner will have something to do with the Taste of Chicago.
Author:  The Original Kid Cairo [ Fri Jun 27, 2008 1:51 pm ]
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
I predict next week's winner will have something to do with the Taste of Chicago.

I don't go near that place. I hate the fact that I work downtown during this time. It's hell getting home - especially when I work late. Having to take the train with a bunch of drunken asswipes ain't fun.
Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Fri Jun 27, 2008 1:53 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: DBOTW Poll 6/27/08
The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
Frank Coztansa wrote:
I predict next week's winner will have something to do with the Taste of Chicago.

I don't go near that place. I hate the fact that I work downtown during this time. It's hell getting home - especially when I work late. Having to take the train with a bunch of drunken asswipes ain't fun.


Just imagine if you were a Cubs fan.
Author:  Redneckmommy [ Fri Jun 27, 2008 2:19 pm ]
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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
Frank Coztansa wrote:
I predict next week's winner will have something to do with the Taste of Chicago.

I don't go near that place. I hate the fact that I work downtown during this time. It's hell getting home - especially when I work late. Having to take the train with a bunch of drunken asswipes ain't fun.



you mean there are only drunken asswipes at this time of the year on public transport?
Author:  Johnny Chimpo [ Fri Jun 27, 2008 3:00 pm ]
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Did you leave out the pedophiles in Texas because you wanted a fair fight?
Author:  Frontman [ Fri Jun 27, 2008 3:38 pm ]
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The Supreme Court should be getting Shoutout of the Week just for annoying Mayor Daley.
Author:  Colonel Angus [ Fri Jun 27, 2008 6:11 pm ]
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
I predict next week's winner will have something to do with the Taste of Chicago.


Whatever could it be? The overpriced food, the sauna-like weather, the overcrowding? :P
Author:  Regular Reader [ Fri Jun 27, 2008 11:52 pm ]
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Colonel Angus wrote:
Whatever could it be? The overpriced food, the sauna-like weather, the overcrowding? :P


Isn't that summertime "baseball" in the city?
:wink:
Author:  Darkside [ Sun Jun 29, 2008 2:40 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: DBOTW Poll 6/27/08
I went with the parrot. I hate birds. I hate birds.
Nice work on the poll this week, Frank. I appreciate your fine relief appearance.
I hate birds.
Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Sun Jun 29, 2008 3:34 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: DBOTW Poll 6/27/08
Thanks, Darko. I was proudest of this line;

Frank Coztansa wrote:
Are the owners the DB for letting their pussy run rampant all over the hood?
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