Darkside wrote:
Sure, it's wordy and is largly composed of content stolen from the CSFMB but then again so is Mac's column in the Sun-Times and people love that, so why not this post?
Wow.
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| Author: | Darkside [ Fri Aug 28, 2009 8:49 am ] |
| Post subject: | Douchebag of the week (Week 38), now with 100% less racists! |
Well good Morning, CSFMB! It's Friday, and it's time to vote for some douchebags. Last week we had a vote that put the Chicago into CSFMB. We had a bozo who claimed that it was his goal to be nominated for, and win, a Douchebag of the week poll in order to impress some dude who has nothing whatsoever to do with our community. And, once admitted, he lost the vote. It's like someone coming over to you house for the 1st time, and betting you that you can't break down a wall with your shoulder, and you try to break down the wall but you only make a man sized hole. Now you've lost a bet, have a sore shoulder, and a douchebag sized hole in your wall. But I do have to give the CSFMB some props for bringing out the vote. We had a record 169 votes last week. In case you're not familiar, the DOTW poll generates betweek 30-40 votes on average. Well done CSFMB and congratulations to our Week 37 winner, 670JohnScoreheadKirk. You'll be invited as a contestant on the Douchebag of the Third Quarter which is scheduled a mere 2 weeks from today! Congrats! So now here are your Week 38 nominees! The Treasurer of our Homeowners Association: Tommyp1 nominated his HOA's Treasurer for borrowing $47k illegally to renovate his house. The new HOA management is simply asking for the money back, but there should probably be some type of official sanctions or possibly jail time. HOA's are notorious for being big bullies and wasteful spenders but does this Treasurer stand out from the pack? It's going to require your vote to get them moved to the semis. More ACLU Treason: Is it possible for an important message to get lost because of the person presenting it? Is this why the Monsters in the Morning show shouldn't be responsible for getting out early morning Storm Warnings? JimmyReardon, noted rightwing poster and certified nut nominated the ACLU for what should have been considered legitimate reasons. See, the ACLU took photos of CIA agents and presented them to Gitmo prisoners as part of an investigation into CIA interrogation programs. Jimmy states the case that this should have been treated with similar outrage to the Plame incident. Anyway, if you think these guys are deserving of the DOTW title, vote today. The Dallas Cowboys: Nominated by Ugueth Will Shiv You for putting an enormous HD screen 90 feet above the playing surface. Finally someone kicked a ball into it and they seriously had a "do-over". Jerry Jones swears he won't move the goddamn thing since the NFL approved it. This is actually causing action by the NFL rules committee for those of you who dig on typing three sets of double letters. Mississippi. Many of you will vote for the Cowboys every week regardless of why they're nominated anyway so we here at the DOTW home office believe that they have a shot at winning this week. But you gotta VOTE! Texting for what it's done to America: Drksyd doesnt get y peeps type n txtspk. And he believes it is destroying the United States of America faster than porn and firearms and bibles. There is also a secondary consideration to this nomination, that of the jackass on the iPhone who can't turn away from it long enough to have a human converasation with someone standing right in front of them. Most of these cell phone addicts are sure to contract some horrible disease from all the High frequency radiation they're broadcasting right into their brains, but are they douchebags? CSFMB: You really did it this time. Now Jack Bauer is upset. And when Jack Bauer is upset, people die. And he's gonna nominate all of you for being a bunch of soap opera, drama queen, cliquey fucks who have nothing better to do but cut each other down. He might be right. August was a crazy month for the CSFMB. Many short fuses and goofball rants. Much irrevelant revelancy and dimwitted boneheadery. CSFMB, is it possible that all this time you've been calling others douchebags and all along it was YOU? Well, lets see how the vote turns out. DegenerateDave: Well, we were conflicted here at the DOTW home office over this nomination. We're not looking to start a fight of epic proportions or some aingst filled rant or anything like that. Our most popular and relevant board member was nominated by rogers park bryan for his passionate defenses of himself and his general scrappyness. In fact, since I'm a little baked I'll tell you, Dave kind of does remind me of Scappy-Doo. Lemmie at im, lemmie at im! But since Dave is just allright with me, I have to say that is a fond association, not one bourne of ill intentions. So no need to ask me what it meant in a 13 page PM, it's just a joke. Anyhow, does Dave deserve this attention, or is he just misunderstood? There you go, this week's douchebag of the week poll. It only took me one joint and 4 cups of coffee to get thru it. Sure, it's wordy and is largly composed of content stolen from the CSFMB but then again so is Mac's column in the Sun-Times and people love that, so why not this post? Thanks for reading and of course, for voting for your favorite douchebag! |
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| Author: | Brick [ Fri Aug 28, 2009 8:56 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Douchebag of the week (Week 38), now with 100% less racists! |
Darkside wrote: Sure, it's wordy and is largly composed of content stolen from the CSFMB but then again so is Mac's column in the Sun-Times and people love that, so why not this post? Wow.
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| Author: | Bucky Chris [ Fri Aug 28, 2009 8:59 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Douchebag of the week (Week 38), now with 100% less racists! |
If I could, I would vote for the large majority of these. Solid week on the nomination front. |
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| Author: | Elmhurst Steve [ Fri Aug 28, 2009 9:20 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Douchebag of the week (Week 38), now with 100% less racists! |
Degenerate certainly worked hard for it, but I have to post a vote for the board, for all the soap opera drama queens that over-react to everything seen as the least bit politically incorrect.This is America, where people are free to live their lives as they please, as long as they are not breaking the law. If someone has a different view than someone else, it's his/her prerogative and right to not only hold that belief, but to voice it as well. To voice an opposing opinion is fine too. But to go on and on about it, is douchey. |
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| Author: | Aggravated Sox Fan Bob [ Fri Aug 28, 2009 9:23 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Douchebag of the week (Week 38), now with 100% less racists! |
Elmhurst Steve wrote: Degenerate certainly worked hard for it, but I have to post a vote for the board, for all the soap opera drama queens that over-react to everything seen as the least bit politically incorrect.This is America, where people are free to live their lives as they please, as long as they are not breaking the law. If someone has a different view than someone else, it's his/her prerogative and right to not only hold that belief, but to voice it as well. To voice an opposing opinion is fine too. But to go on and on about it, is douchey. I've figured it out now.....YOU played Oliver Wendell Douglass on Green Acres!!!! |
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| Author: | Aggravated Sox Fan Bob [ Fri Aug 28, 2009 9:24 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Douchebag of the week (Week 38), now with 100% less racists! |
Chris in St. Charles wrote: If I could, I would vote for the large majority of these. Solid week on the nomination front. Stephanie from Park Ridge has to be nominated next week. |
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| Author: | Krazy Ivan [ Fri Aug 28, 2009 9:25 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Douchebag of the week (Week 38), now with 100% less racists! |
Elmhurst Steve wrote: Degenerate certainly worked hard for it, but I have to post a vote for the board, for all the soap opera drama queens that over-react to everything seen as the least bit politically incorrect.This is America, where people are free to live their lives as they please, as long as they are not breaking the law. If someone has a different view than someone else, it's his/her prerogative and right to not only hold that belief, but to voice it as well. To voice an opposing opinion is fine too. But to go on and on about it, is douchey. 
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| Author: | spmack [ Fri Aug 28, 2009 9:34 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Douchebag of the week (Week 38), now with 100% less racists! |
Hey Steve, keep your comments strictly to sports bud. Thanks. |
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| Author: | Douchebag [ Fri Aug 28, 2009 9:35 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Douchebag of the week (Week 38), now with 100% less racists! |
Great, now I have to find a new Dave avatar for next week. Thanks alot. |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Fri Aug 28, 2009 9:43 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Douchebag of the week (Week 38), now with 100% less racists! |
I voted for the Cowboys. Dave's not a douchebag, guys. Maybe he's weird or quirky or whatever but hell most of us are. I know I am. Anyhow, go Cowboys! This is the only thing I hopy you win this year you romo bastards. |
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| Author: | The Original Kid Cairo [ Fri Aug 28, 2009 9:48 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Douchebag of the week (Week 38), now with 100% less racists! |
Darkside wrote: he's weird..I know I am Uh huh... |
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Fri Aug 28, 2009 9:50 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Douchebag of the week (Week 38), now with 100% less racists! |
Aggravated Sox Fan Bob wrote: Stephanie from Park Ridge has to be nominated next week. Can we combo-nominate her with Bradley? |
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| Author: | spanky [ Fri Aug 28, 2009 9:52 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Douchebag of the week (Week 38), now with 100% less racists! |
spmack wrote: Hey Steve, keep your comments inside your hollow head bud. Thanks. Please do this Steve. |
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| Author: | Telegram Sam [ Fri Aug 28, 2009 12:35 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Douchebag of the week (Week 38), now with 100% less racists! |
Douchebag wrote: Great, now I have to find a new Dave avatar for next week. Thanks alot. 
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Fri Aug 28, 2009 2:44 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Douchebag of the week (Week 38), now with 100% less racists! |
Telegram Sam wrote: Douchebag wrote: Great, now I have to find a new Dave avatar for next week. Thanks alot. Where the fuck did that outfit come from - the 'Bert & Ernie Outlet'? |
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| Author: | C_Howitt_Fealz [ Fri Aug 28, 2009 3:00 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Douchebag of the week (Week 38), now with 100% less racists! |
Dave's running away with this. Looks like the Frosty is his... |
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| Author: | W_Z [ Fri Aug 28, 2009 7:30 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Douchebag of the week (Week 38), now with 100% less racists! |
Don Tiny wrote: Where the fuck did that outfit come from - the 'Bert & Ernie Outlet'? think more along the lines of the peanuts, don. |
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| Author: | Elmhurst Steve [ Fri Aug 28, 2009 7:59 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Douchebag of the week (Week 38), now with 100% less racists! |
Telegram Sam wrote: Douchebag wrote: Great, now I have to find a new Dave avatar for next week. Thanks alot. Is that one of Dave's Garanimals outfits? |
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| Author: | Magnus Buchan [ Fri Aug 28, 2009 9:07 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Douchebag of the week (Week 38), now with 100% less racists! |
I thought this thread said "now with 100% less racists" but that numb nut Elmhurst Steve is still here. What gives? |
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| Author: | Jack Bauer [ Fri Aug 28, 2009 9:11 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Douchebag of the week (Week 38), now with 100% less racists! |
Shit, I nominated CSFMB, voted for it, and wish I could retract my vote, and vote for Dave 
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