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| Author: | Killer V [ Thu Sep 24, 2009 12:32 am ] |
| Post subject: | Raccoon |
Get the fuck off of my house! Stay the fuck away from my kids' bedroom windows! Next time, you won't just get hit with the hose (can't wait to see if any of the neighbors ask why I was hosing off my roof at midnight on a Thursday...)! Thank goodness my kids never saw this fucker. "No kids, there's nothing scratching at your window. It's probably just the wind......or a 40 pound fucking raccoon. Sleep tight!"   
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| Author: | Free Ajent [ Thu Sep 24, 2009 12:40 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Raccoon |
Damn that sucks, in the last pic he mine as well be taunting you. |
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| Author: | W_Z [ Thu Sep 24, 2009 6:56 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Raccoon |
oh, Sparky! Damn he got out again. just give him some nutter butters, killer--and put him in a cage. i'll come get him. |
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| Author: | rogers park bryan [ Thu Sep 24, 2009 7:06 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Raccoon |
If ever there was a thread for MACK...one of the few good new mults... |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Thu Sep 24, 2009 7:52 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Raccoon |
I have a 115 grain solution to your problem. When you're ready, call me. |
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| Author: | T-Bone [ Thu Sep 24, 2009 8:12 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Raccoon |
I hope you don't have pets at home Killer V..... 
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Thu Sep 24, 2009 8:15 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Raccoon |
M'eh ... saw it in The Great Outdoors. /Lips & Assholes |
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| Author: | good dolphin [ Thu Sep 24, 2009 8:18 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Raccoon |
It puts the lotion on or it gets sprayed with the hose. |
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| Author: | Killer V [ Thu Sep 24, 2009 8:25 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Raccoon |
UPDATE: The offender has chosen to up the ante. I just got back from taking the kids to school (not a euphemism) and the fucker absolutely shredded my daughter's nerf soccer ball. The evidence is purely circumstantial, but I know it was Jumbo... 
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| Author: | Darkside [ Thu Sep 24, 2009 8:26 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Raccoon |
Jumbos new play partner: 
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Thu Sep 24, 2009 8:38 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Raccoon |
Be careful. Racoons are territorial, and if this is a female she will protect her young. The ones that are trapped are generally euthanized becuase they are so hostile with the territory. |
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| Author: | Douchebag [ Thu Sep 24, 2009 8:40 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Raccoon |
rogers park bryan wrote: If ever there was a thread for MACK...one of the few good new mults... I would go with the Forrest Gump mult. He has the perfect line about "coons". |
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| Author: | T-Bone [ Thu Sep 24, 2009 9:02 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Raccoon |
Frank Coztansa wrote: Be careful. Racoons are territorial, and if this is a female she will protect her young. The ones that are trapped are generally euthanized becuase they are so hostile with the territory. Good point Frank, I have to agree with you here, they are nasty critters. Along with this a lot of them carry rabies. Proceed with caution Killer V, especially in the dark. You don't want to end up running into this.... 
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| Author: | Brick [ Thu Sep 24, 2009 9:09 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Raccoon |
Did you ever stop and think maybe the raccoon thinks your a douchebag? After all, I doubt he sprayed you with a hose. |
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| Author: | rogers park bryan [ Thu Sep 24, 2009 9:15 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Raccoon |
Boilermaker Rick wrote: Did you ever stop and think maybe the raccoon thinks your a douchebag? After all, I doubt he sprayed you with a hose. You just inspired a terrible mult. And I thought you were gonna ask if the Racoon has previous DUI's |
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| Author: | Killer V [ Thu Sep 24, 2009 10:02 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Raccoon |
I don't think this thing is having babies on my roof. (That would be quite a talent). BR- If you would like to come and mediate for us, so we might further understand each other's feelings on this matter, let me know your schedule. Darkside - Try for you and your gun to get here before BR does.... |
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Thu Sep 24, 2009 10:05 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Raccoon |
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| Author: | Krazy Ivan [ Thu Sep 24, 2009 10:11 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Raccoon |
I have had this same Racoon on the roof problem since I moved into my home 2 years ago. Let me know how this works out. I need ideas... |
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Thu Sep 24, 2009 10:14 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Raccoon |
"Coons?! Coons come on our back porch, Momma just chase 'em off with a broom!" |
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| Author: | Brick [ Thu Sep 24, 2009 10:25 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Raccoon |
Killer V wrote: BR- If you would like to come and mediate for us, so we might further understand each other's feelings on this matter, let me know your schedule. From what I know of you and what I know of this raccoon you wouldn't want me as a mediator. You wouldn't get a fair shot. |
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| Author: | Spaulding [ Thu Sep 24, 2009 10:31 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Raccoon |
My parents had a raccoon issue. They kept all their garbage in the garage and put something around the house. I don't know what it was called but it suppose to give off the scent of a predator. I'll check. We have a mouse in the house and possible bee issue that is freaking me out. Good luck. |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Thu Sep 24, 2009 10:32 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Raccoon |
Spaulding wrote: My parents had a raccoon issue. They kept all their garbage in the garage and put something around the house. I don't know what it was called but it suppose to give off the scent of a predator. I'll check. We have a mouse in the house and possible bee issue that is freaking me out. Good luck. No such luck Spaulding, mouse = mice. Get an exterminator ASAP. or a ball python. Whatever. |
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| Author: | Spaulding [ Thu Sep 24, 2009 10:38 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Raccoon |
I've heard that but I don't know. We had our landscaping dug up a few weeks ago and I think we might have wrecked his home so he moved in with us. Don't know if there is more or not. We've never had trouble before. It's the bees I'm more freaked out by. |
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| Author: | crosscheck [ Thu Sep 24, 2009 11:08 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Raccoon |
we had those fuckers in my attic two years ago, what a fucking headache, at night they would crawl between the walls right next to my head  That was the first and only time I seriously considered buying a gun...
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| Author: | Killer V [ Thu Sep 24, 2009 11:11 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Raccoon |
I wouldn't subject a cat to this thing unless it was a tiger or lion. An average cat wouldn't stand a chance. (As for the cops, I'm sure you meant T-Bone. He posted the naughty raccoon....) |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Thu Sep 24, 2009 11:15 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Raccoon |
crosscheck wrote: That was the first and only time I seriously considered buying a gun... So you haven't met Frank yet? |
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| Author: | RFDC [ Thu Sep 24, 2009 11:21 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Raccoon |
Be careful with those damn raccoons, they can be pretty dangerous. Make sure there is no way they can get into your house. A buddy of mine had one get in his kitchen and did thousands of dollars of damage is just a few mins. |
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| Author: | rogers park bryan [ Thu Sep 24, 2009 11:24 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Raccoon |
Killer V, you know what you have to do...DO IT!!! |
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| Author: | Redneckmommy [ Thu Sep 24, 2009 12:30 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Raccoon |
Spaulding wrote: My parents had a raccoon issue. They kept all their garbage in the garage and put something around the house. I don't know what it was called but it suppose to give off the scent of a predator. I'll check. We have a mouse in the house and possible bee issue that is freaking me out. Good luck. it's called coyote urine....any animal smells that and they scoot. |
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| Author: | Eaglo Jeff [ Thu Sep 24, 2009 5:54 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Raccoon |
rogers park bryan wrote: Killer V, you know what you have to do...DO IT!!! 
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