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Author:  Darkside [ Mon Nov 09, 2009 10:22 am ]
Post subject:  DBOTW Week 48! Now with 3 extra days of Lazy! Free! Vote!

Ok so I’ve been busy. Sort of busy. I have some excuses. They’re all terrible. I’m in mourning for the Bears. I had to go to a wedding on Saturday. I have to write three new tunes by New Year’s Eve. I ran out of gas. I was the center of a congressional investigation. I had epic gas.
Anyway, let’s not forget to memorialize our Week 47 Winners, the two mysterious airline pilots that were so distracted by their computer activities that they managed to miss their city by about 90 minutes. Congratulations, douchebags, you’re entered into the quarterfinal.

This week we’ve got…

The parents of this dead kid: Douchebag nominated a Montana family for suing Louisville Slugger because their bat was used by a batter, who lined a shot right off their son’s melon, killing him. The beef is that the product is not found to be faulty, and the kids were using it properly. This is an unfortunate incident, but is Louisville Slugger really at fault for this freak accident? Were the parents just looking for a payday? Vote!

C_Howitt_Fealz: Normally, I wouldn’t consider a thread with only 10 replies but this one is classic. ChgoSportsFreak nominated our favorite in-house 3rd world traveler for Douchebag for blowing his wad a bit early on the search function fix. It’s bad enough that he was apparently only searching for the word “moondick” almost exclusively, but then he posted in 10 sections that it was fixed. Moondick indeed. But does Fealz earn the prestigious honors this week? It’s up to you.

Idiot wrong number callers: Boilermaker Rick nominated all those people who make the big mistake of dialing a number incorrectly. People who disturb him unnecessarily are straight up evil, stupid, fat fingered bastards who deserve nothing less than a slow death, or douchebagging. But could it be that Rick is just a short tempered pud? Is it possible that the phone system could somehow accidently route a caller to his location, or is it possible that someone other than the caller provided faulty intelligence? It’s all up to you, voter.

North Haters: Mike North brings out a lot of emotion in people. Some just love him to death, but it seems that there is a growing majority of people that are enjoying the fall of one of the founding fathers of Sports Yak in the city. rogers park bryan nominated you, the Mike north hater, for Douchebag of the Week. Although he thinks North is a washed up bullshit artist, you shouldn’t be rejoicing in watching him squirm his way thru the rejected rich contract, the Fade Me debacle, the webio crash and burn, and the failure of Monsters In the Morning, the only show in history turning a solid profit that’s been cancelled for its costs. Some say North deserves it. Others think he’s just a pitiful shell of his former self. But, is enjoying the fall douchebag worthy? Your call, CSFMB.


Stagecoach17: Irish Boy and Big Fan both fired both barrels at this guy, and he managed to do all this in like three posts. Amazing. He wouldn’t be the first guy to piss people off with his inappropriate comments, but to do it so quickly and efficiently was simply staggering. I missed it myself but I understand that he may have inappropriately targeted a family member of a local radio show. We do have a code here at CSFMB, family is off limits unless you’re Frank Coztansa picking on the Brand’s wife. But this one must have been particularly low, as even Mac felt the need to address it. Well, CSFMB has spoken, Stagecoach is done, goldendomered faster than any other poster I’ve seen in 4 years. Will he garner your vote this week?

Shooters at ft. Hood: FavreFan nominated who turned out to be Maj. Nidal Malik Hasan, the Fort Hood shooter. We all saw what happened. We know what he did. You have a chance to vote for him here.

Well, folks, these are your Week 48 Douchebag nominees. Can you believe that we’re only 4 weeks away from the semifinals and 5 weeks away from voting on who will ultimately be the Rod R. Blagojevich Douchebag of the Year? It’s so exciting.

Author:  The Original Kid Cairo [ Mon Nov 09, 2009 10:24 am ]
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Darkside wrote:
I had epic gas.

Stop hanging with Lipid.

Author:  Mr. Hernandez [ Mon Nov 09, 2009 10:32 am ]
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How can you run out of gas and have epic gas at the same time? :scratch:

Shooters at Fort Hood should win this by a landslide

Author:  Brick [ Mon Nov 09, 2009 10:34 am ]
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If it helps sway the votes, I just got another call from a number but they just hung up without saying anything.

Author:  Don Tiny [ Mon Nov 09, 2009 10:52 am ]
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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
If it helps sway the votes, I just got another call from a number but they just hung up without saying anything.


Turns out those calls are usually solicitations for the Helen Keller Project.

Author:  good dolphin [ Mon Nov 09, 2009 11:05 am ]
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Fat Johnny may actually win at something for the first time in his life.

Author:  Elmhurst Steve [ Mon Nov 09, 2009 11:16 am ]
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I give a shoutout to the wrong number callers and have to go with the FT. Hood morons.

Author:  Brick [ Mon Nov 09, 2009 11:40 am ]
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Elmhurst Steve wrote:
I give a shoutout to the wrong number callers and have to go with the FT. Hood morons.

You would have a soft spot in your heart for morons who make terrible phone calls multiple times a week.

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Mon Nov 09, 2009 11:42 am ]
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:lol:

Author:  FavreFan [ Mon Nov 09, 2009 11:42 am ]
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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
Elmhurst Steve wrote:
I give a shoutout to the wrong number callers and have to go with the FT. Hood morons.

You would have a soft spot in your heart for morons who make terrible phone calls multiple times a week.


:lol:

Author:  Darkside [ Mon Nov 09, 2009 11:44 am ]
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FavreFan wrote:
Boilermaker Rick wrote:
Elmhurst Steve wrote:
I give a shoutout to the wrong number callers and have to go with the FT. Hood morons.

You would have a soft spot in your heart for morons who make terrible phone calls multiple times a week.


:lol:

+1 that is some funny shit right there!
Fort Knox! Fort Knox!

Author:  City of Fools [ Mon Nov 09, 2009 11:45 am ]
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Don Tiny wrote:
Boilermaker Rick wrote:
If it helps sway the votes, I just got another call from a number but they just hung up without saying anything.


Turns out those calls are usually solicitations for the Helen Keller Project.

but how do they dial?

Author:  good dolphin [ Mon Nov 09, 2009 11:46 am ]
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The guy gets one big win and he suddenly turns funny. I cannot wait for college basketball season.

Author:  Don Tiny [ Mon Nov 09, 2009 12:03 pm ]
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City of Fools wrote:
Don Tiny wrote:
Boilermaker Rick wrote:
If it helps sway the votes, I just got another call from a number but they just hung up without saying anything.


Turns out those calls are usually solicitations for the Helen Keller Project.

but how do they dial?


A computer does it for them. Since they can't hear the rings, small electric shocks are sent to the operators. Then they read the script (which means they just continue to sit there).

I'm stopping now; even I am starting to feel a little ashamed!

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Mon Nov 09, 2009 12:21 pm ]
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City of Fools wrote:
Don Tiny wrote:
Boilermaker Rick wrote:
If it helps sway the votes, I just got another call from a number but they just hung up without saying anything.


Turns out those calls are usually solicitations for the Helen Keller Project.

but how do they dial?

:lol:
Whats even more impressive is that they use rotary phones.

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