The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
Maywood.
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| Author: | Douchebag [ Mon Dec 21, 2009 3:24 pm ] |
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So I just received the 2nd call from some old lady who lives in my building. Apparently some douche who has the spot on the other side of her is parked too far over in our garage and she cannot park her car. She thinks it is me, even though I wasn't home Saturday Night when she called me the first tine, and I am not home right now when she called about 5 minutes ago. I checked out the garage on Saturday night when I got home and saw that the person that has the spot on the other side of her is parked horribly and not me. What I am really pissed about is the fact that the building manager gave out my number for her. He has everyone's numbers and lives in the building as well. He's a nice old man, but he really has no business giving out my number to anyone. He has it for emergency purposes only and I do not think this qualifies. He should be the go between and figure out what the problem is, and at least identify THE RIGHT FUCKING CAR. So I want to bring this to a vote. Who is the douche in this situation? |
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| Author: | Bagels [ Mon Dec 21, 2009 3:25 pm ] |
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the old man and joe johnson |
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| Author: | Brick [ Mon Dec 21, 2009 3:25 pm ] |
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I voted for Irish Boy. |
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| Author: | rogers park bryan [ Mon Dec 21, 2009 3:26 pm ] |
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The Landlord is the douche. Landlords frequently abuse their rights. I had a place in Logan Sq where the Landlord would just pop in while I was at work...one time he came in and I was giving my gf at the time the RPB ride, when he walked in. I always wondered if he napped in my place when I wasnt around |
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| Author: | Drop In [ Mon Dec 21, 2009 3:27 pm ] |
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Since "The Brand" was not an option, I went with the person that can't park. |
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| Author: | Telegram Sam [ Mon Dec 21, 2009 3:27 pm ] |
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Tim Tebow. Possibly Al Gore. |
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| Author: | SteveSarley [ Mon Dec 21, 2009 3:28 pm ] |
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rogers park bryan wrote: The Landlord is the douche. Landlords frequently abuse their rights. I had a place in Logan Sq where the Landlord would just pop in while I was at work...one time he came in and I was giving my gf at the time the RPB ride, when he walked in. I always wondered if he napped in my place when I wasnt around Napping would be one of the last things I'd be worried about. |
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Mon Dec 21, 2009 3:29 pm ] |
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If she calls again, just say "I'll be out to move the car in just a minute" |
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| Author: | rogers park bryan [ Mon Dec 21, 2009 3:29 pm ] |
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SteveSarley wrote: rogers park bryan wrote: The Landlord is the douche. Landlords frequently abuse their rights. I had a place in Logan Sq where the Landlord would just pop in while I was at work...one time he came in and I was giving my gf at the time the RPB ride, when he walked in. I always wondered if he napped in my place when I wasnt around Napping would be one of the last things I'd be worried about. Trudat Sarley. Luckily the time he walked in we were in the bedroom. Could have easily been in the living room...woulda really been a Mr. Ferley moment. |
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| Author: | The Original Kid Cairo [ Mon Dec 21, 2009 3:31 pm ] |
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Maywood. |
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| Author: | Krazy Ivan [ Mon Dec 21, 2009 3:32 pm ] |
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Any chance you could post a picture of said "old lady"? |
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| Author: | Douchebag [ Mon Dec 21, 2009 3:32 pm ] |
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The Original Kid Cairo wrote: Maywood.
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| Author: | Bagels [ Mon Dec 21, 2009 3:32 pm ] |
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rogers park bryan wrote: The Landlord is the douche. Landlords frequently abuse their rights. I had a place in Logan Sq where the Landlord would just pop in while I was at work...one time he came in and I was giving my gf at the time the RPB ride, when he walked in. I always wondered if he napped in my place when I wasnt around me and ex-wifey lived at the apartments just west of Harlem on 159th in Tinley. We lived next door to the "maintenance" guy/janitor who was a hot mess- alcoholic, retarded, developmentally disabled, you name it. We lived on the 3rd floor and one time I came home to find the guy passed out on the stairs with a 40 in a brown paper bag. In the middle of the afternoon. Anyway, we were both sure that he was coming into our apartment while we were gone. Through conversation we knew they didn't have a phone, and one time we came home and there was a message on our answering machine for one of them. |
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| Author: | conns7901 [ Mon Dec 21, 2009 3:36 pm ] |
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Boilermaker Rick wrote: I voted for Irish Boy. 
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| Author: | Douchebag [ Mon Dec 21, 2009 3:43 pm ] |
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I called the old lady back, and apparently the old man has his records all wrong. He claimed I drive the red pontiac (the pudwhack's car). I really don't understand why she is investigating this issue. A simple keying of the pudwhack's car would solve this whole problem. Sugar in the gas tank also works wonders. |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Mon Dec 21, 2009 4:25 pm ] |
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Douchebag wrote: Sugar in the gas tank also works wonders. No. No it doesn't. |
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Mon Dec 21, 2009 4:28 pm ] |
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So does peeing on the driver's side door handle, window, etc. |
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| Author: | Douchebag [ Mon Dec 21, 2009 4:33 pm ] |
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Don Tiny wrote: So does peeing on the driver's side door handle, window, etc. If I went down to the garage and saw what sounded like a 75 year old woman on the phone peeing on someone's car, I would die instantly. |
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| Author: | The Original Kid Cairo [ Mon Dec 21, 2009 4:57 pm ] |
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Thug building. |
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| Author: | lipidquadcab [ Mon Dec 21, 2009 5:09 pm ] |
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SteveSarley wrote: Napping would be one of the last things I'd be worried about. Indeed. I mean, what if he decided to turn on my Xbox and start buying a bunch of shit with my Microsoft points? Or what if he got online in Halo 3 and started shouting a bunch of racist shit and got my account banned? |
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| Author: | DegenerateDave [ Mon Dec 21, 2009 5:12 pm ] |
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lipidquadcab wrote: SteveSarley wrote: Napping would be one of the last things I'd be worried about. Indeed. I mean, what if he decided to turn on my Xbox and start buying a bunch of shit with my Microsoft points? Or what if he got online in Halo 3 and started shouting a bunch of racist shit and got my account banned? I'm shocked that yours isn't voice activated. |
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| Author: | MattInTheCrown [ Mon Dec 21, 2009 5:32 pm ] |
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I think it should be perfectly legal to murder people who cannot park properly. |
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| Author: | West46thStreet [ Mon Dec 21, 2009 5:53 pm ] |
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rogers park bryan wrote: The Landlord is the douche. Landlords frequently abuse their rights. I had a place in Logan Sq where the Landlord would just pop in while I was at work...one time he came in and I was giving my gf at the time the RPB ride, when he walked in. I always wondered if he napped in my place when I wasnt around Wow, I didn't your place was featured in the below video.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USkj09CUWWI |
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| Author: | RFDC [ Mon Dec 21, 2009 6:02 pm ] |
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you should be DBed for living in senior adult assisted living. |
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| Author: | good dolphin [ Tue Dec 22, 2009 8:47 am ] |
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kind of odd that you call your mom the old lady and your dad the landlord but I guess each family has its idiosycrasies |
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