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Author:  Darkside [ Fri Feb 05, 2010 12:09 pm ]
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Douchebag of the Week (Weeks 8 and 9!)
Gooooood morning CSFMB! It’s Friday and it’s time to vote for some douchebags. Last week, well two weeks ago, we had two new winners to add to the 1st quarter finals. Those two winners were Mark McGwier for his fruity sobbing and the racist All American Basketball Association for it’s all white league. That’s some tough competition, but you will get to choose their next two competitors today. Here’s your nominees, remember to select two!

Terry “whiny little bitch” Boers: rogers park bryan has been on the muscle lately, and he worked out on Boers with him nomination for his complaining about Mac’s 8 seats at the Roast. He had been crying about how it was somehow wrong to do that, and how he wouldn’t do it, but he was never really clear on what it was or why it was a problem that Danny had done it. I think Big Fan did it too, does that mean that Boers hates him too? Now, it’s up to you, CSFMB

Pants on the Ground: Ugueth Will Shiv You has nominated what became the Vikings, um… theme song. Brett Favre has subjected us to his ass grabbery all year long, now he’s singing this crap and people eat it up. In retrospect, maybe “Quarterback on the Ground” would be more appropriate a tune for them. This song blows. The Vikings blow, and no one likes Favre, but does his frooty song deserve the nod?

Good Luck with that , Wickerdale: Now I have not the slightest idea what this nomination was about. But Sucker’s Playground scares the shit out of me so I included him nomination. I guess all the trust fund kids in Wicker Park think that burritos have gotten too expensive. They’re wanting to actually turn the neighborhood crappier from the way I read this, which was while shaking with fear of SP. So here, vote.

Chicago Cops: BigFan goes after the famed CPD for writing tickets for motorists committing violations. When law enforcement enforces the law, BigFan knows it’s Big bullshit. They should be out beating barmaids or pinching those bald tire offenders (the balck ones or the ones who have “attitude” only though). Anyhow, we’re not sure how much Biggies ticket was for, but, he’s made the nom, now you need to decide. Are those evil cops worthy of a douchebag of the week award?

DRAGONS: We have a problem, guys. Many of our friends and relatives have been eaten by dragons, according to Eaglo Jeff. This is yet another in a string of Faceyspace related posts that have driven Spaulding to near homicidal levels of estrogen fueled rage, which as we all know is the worst kind of rage. She’s not going to like another thread with a Faceboook mention, so after I post this I’m going into hiding so don’t try to find me. I’m a ninja. I’m like a goddamn puff of smoke. I’ll just… disappear, Spaulding. Don’t try to find me.

Scott Roeder and his Lawyers: Ugueth continues his domination of weak nominations with a shot at famed murderer Roeder and for some reason he’s managed to include the guys who are required by law to defend him to the best of their abilities. Anyhow, the guy came clean and said yeah, he shot the sucker, but it was done to save lives. Well, you know what to do if you agree with Ugie, Chicago. Vote for this nomination and go get some meds.

Mike North: Mike North didn’t really have a good week. The ratings were bad, his teeth were bad, the show was bad. His comments were bad. North called Savage a cougar. All this caused Puckhead to go ahead and fire off a Douchebag of the Week nomination. North is no stranger to the Douchebag of the week but I don’t think he’s ever advanced to the quarterfinals. Is this his lucky day?

RF/Facebook Member Ralph Francis: a dual nod this week for our anonymous Facebook Friend, one from spmack and one from Eaglo Jeff. We’ve all gotten his friend requests, but no one knows who the heck he is. Why won’t he answer? What’s with that photo? Why does he post about daily soaps? Is this man…. Evil? This is yet more fuel to Spaulding’s HATRED of facebook posts. Dudes, if I go missing, check where Spaulding was. She’s probably trying to kill me right now.

Toyota: Nominated by brand new member HOVA, Toyota is not having a good week. First, a bunch of sticky gas pedals. Then, a mass recall and sales halt, then… then, they were friend requested by Ralph Francis. They’re in trouble. Or are they? Does knowing that an engineering flaw could cause people to have uncontrolled acceleration and not doing anything about it mean that they’re douchebags? You gotta vote!

There’s your nominees for weeks 8 and 9, so remember to vote for two, and have a kick ass weekend, CSFMB! GO SAINTS!

Author:  doug - evergreen park [ Fri Feb 05, 2010 12:12 pm ]
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Eaglo stole the dragons post as his own.

Author:  Eaglo Jeff [ Fri Feb 05, 2010 12:26 pm ]
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Guilty, I rolled with it. :wink: Although I never posted it there.

Credit goes to Doug, Hoffy, Zack, etc....

Author:  The Original Kid Cairo [ Fri Feb 05, 2010 12:30 pm ]
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Darko, as is the case every week, I have a complaint.

What happened to the nomination for Irish Boy?

Author:  Darkside [ Fri Feb 05, 2010 12:33 pm ]
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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
Darko, as is the case every week, I have a complaint.

What happened to the nomination for Irish Boy?

It did not meet the requirements of
a) Being a full page or greater
b) Being generally interesting
c) Being nominated by someone I am terrified of.
d) You just got yourself nominatied for guest hosting next week. Savvy?

Author:  The Original Kid Cairo [ Fri Feb 05, 2010 12:51 pm ]
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Darkside wrote:
d) You just got yourself nominatied for guest hosting next week. Savvy?

It would be an honor.

Author:  spmack [ Fri Feb 05, 2010 1:47 pm ]
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IB's nomination was not good this week.

Author:  Krazy Ivan [ Fri Feb 05, 2010 1:53 pm ]
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Darkside wrote:
This is yet another in a string of Faceyspace related posts that have driven Spaulding to near homicidal levels of estrogen fueled rage...



:lol:

Author:  Jack Bauer [ Fri Feb 05, 2010 2:30 pm ]
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Dragons and Ralph Francis.

Author:  sjboyd0137 [ Fri Feb 05, 2010 2:38 pm ]
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What's scarier, Dragons or suckersplayground?

Author:  Jack Bauer [ Fri Feb 05, 2010 2:48 pm ]
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DragonsPlayGround

Author:  Darkside [ Fri Feb 05, 2010 4:20 pm ]
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sjboyd0137 wrote:
What's scarier, Dragons or suckersplayground?

I'm not scared of Dragons, because they're not real. But Suckers scares the crap out of me.

Author:  Eaglo Jeff [ Fri Feb 05, 2010 4:40 pm ]
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Darkside wrote:
sjboyd0137 wrote:
What's scarier, Dragons or suckersplayground?

I'm not scared of Dragons, because they're not real. But Suckers scares the crap out of me.

Image

Author:  Spaulding [ Fri Feb 05, 2010 8:42 pm ]
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Krazy Ivan wrote:
Darkside wrote:
This is yet another in a string of Faceyspace related posts that have driven Spaulding to near homicidal levels of estrogen fueled rage...
:lol:


I'm sure you are kidding but if you ever want to see me go nuts say that and mean it in a discussion with me. That's a button for me.

Author:  Killer V [ Fri Feb 05, 2010 9:24 pm ]
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Darkside wrote:
sjboyd0137 wrote:
What's scarier, Dragons or suckersplayground?

I'm not scared of Dragons, because they're not real. But Suckers scares the crap out of me.


Dragons have smaller feet than suckers playground.

Author:  HOVA [ Fri Feb 05, 2010 9:35 pm ]
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Toyota and Ralph

Author:  suckers playground [ Fri Feb 05, 2010 9:59 pm ]
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sjboyd0137 wrote:
What's scarier, Dragons or suckersplayground?


KEITH BOGANS

Author:  Darkside [ Fri Feb 05, 2010 10:16 pm ]
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Spaulding wrote:
Krazy Ivan wrote:
Darkside wrote:
This is yet another in a string of Faceyspace related posts that have driven Spaulding to near homicidal levels of estrogen fueled rage...
:lol:


I'm sure you are kidding but if you ever want to see me go nuts say that and mean it in a discussion with me. That's a button for me.

It was supposed to be a joke. :cry:

Author:  Spaulding [ Fri Feb 05, 2010 10:49 pm ]
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KI changed your wording.

Author:  Krazy Ivan [ Mon Feb 08, 2010 11:16 am ]
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Spaulding wrote:
KI changed your wording.



I copied what Darkside posted under "DRAGONS". I think it's a funny line. Save the tough shit for someone who cares...

Author:  Darkside [ Mon Feb 08, 2010 11:21 am ]
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Krazy Ivan wrote:
Spaulding wrote:
KI changed your wording.



I copied what Darkside posted under "DRAGONS". I think it's a funny line. Save the tough shit for someone who cares...

Yup. Thems my words. I'm gonna get my ass kicked. Shit, now I have to fear Spaulding as well as Sucker's Playground.

Author:  The Original Kid Cairo [ Mon Feb 08, 2010 11:21 am ]
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Krazy Ivan wrote:
Save the tough shit for someone who cares...


OH SNAP!!!

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Mon Feb 08, 2010 11:23 am ]
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I really dont get all of the Facebook hate. And I certainly don't get all of the dragon hate.

Author:  Spaulding [ Mon Feb 08, 2010 11:38 am ]
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Krazy Ivan wrote:
Spaulding wrote:
KI changed your wording.



I copied what Darkside posted under "DRAGONS". I think it's a funny line. Save the tough shit for someone who cares...


:lol: I didn't read that part.

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