The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
...but who the fuck is Ivan anyway?
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| Author: | The Original Kid Cairo [ Tue Feb 16, 2010 11:06 am ] |
| Post subject: | DBOTW (Week 10) Now With 100% More Blackness and Goodness... |
Alright people. Sorry for the delay, but I'm back. Let's get down to bidness: Guitar Hero (actually Rock Band): My mentor Doug has a serious issue with the fact that you can download and play The Who’s Super Bowl set for this game. See, my mentor Doug is a legitimate Guitar Hero, who’s actually in a Rock Band, so games like those severely offend his sensibilities, yo. Krazy Ivan took offense to my mentor Doug’s offense to this game, but who the fuck is Ivan anyway? Vote please. Earthquakes: Mother Pucky has nominated these earth-shaking natural disasters. Apparently there was a local earthquake last week. People were talking about it. People were writing about it, but I didn’t know about it until I heard people talking about it and saw people writing about it. If that little earthquake bothered you last week, vote here…and start taking Nyquil before bed. The Original Kid Cairo: Rogers from Park Bryan nominated me for some nonsensical reason. Apparently he thinks I tried to circumvent the DOTW’s democratic process by nominating Irish Boy for no reason. Good Dolphin piled on and said my IkeSouth love is unfounded. And Frank Coztansa had the balls to accuse me of multing on this here board. Me? Multing? Whatever man. But, if you think I’m a douchebag, gimme yo votes. Irish Boy: I nominated Irish Boy because he should’ve been included in last week’s voting (but Darko suspiciously omitted him). Basically, Irish Boy’s car was totaled and he had the nerve to not show up at the last Hoopz outing. Fuck that shit. I don’t care if his car was twisted around a tree and he had the steering wheel and clutch stuck in various orifices of his body, for him not to show up at Hoopz not only makes him an assbag, but an asswipe and an asshat. If YOU think Obama sucks, vote for Irish Boy. If you think Obama’s doing a great job, vote for Irish Boy. Either way, we win. Seattle Securtiy Guards watch beating of 15 yr old girl: Rogers from Park Bryan nominated the three security guard at Macy’s who did not intervene when they witnessed a 15 year-old girl getting stomped on. I have nothing clever to add here. Y’all saw the video…do you think these security guards are DBOTW material? The Brewers: Ralf Furley Dick Clark nominated the Milwaukee Brewers for planning to erect a statue of Bud Selig. The same Bud Selig who turned a blind eye towards the steroid-infused monsters that were helping him make money hand-over-fist in the 90s and early 00s while the game’s integrity was becoming compromised. I understand the nomination, but this thread was memorable for producing Jimmy Pasta’s most clever quote ever: JimmyPasta wrote: The statue will feature Mark McGuire swinging the bat & Selig facing the other way! Wow. Talk about a blind squirrel who found a nut. Anyway, vote for Bud if you think he’s a pud. |
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| Author: | spanky [ Tue Feb 16, 2010 11:07 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: DBOTW (Week 10) Now With 100% More Blackness and Goodness... |
DBOTW was better two posters ago. |
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Tue Feb 16, 2010 11:18 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: DBOTW (Week 10) Now With 100% More Blackness and Goodness... |
It was also better when it was posted on Friday like normal. |
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| Author: | Krazy Ivan [ Tue Feb 16, 2010 11:29 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: DBOTW (Week 10) Now With 100% More Blackness and Goodness... |
The Original Kid Cairo wrote: ...but who the fuck is Ivan anyway?
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| Author: | Darkside [ Tue Feb 16, 2010 11:48 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: DBOTW (Week 10) Now With 100% More Blackness and Goodness... |
Well, better late than never. Thanks KC! Good work. 
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| Author: | Krazy Ivan [ Tue Feb 16, 2010 12:48 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: DBOTW (Week 10) Now With 100% More Blackness and Goodness... |
Is there some sort of mercy rule? |
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| Author: | chaspoppcap [ Tue Feb 16, 2010 12:48 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: DBOTW (Week 10) Now With 100% More Blackness and Goodness... |
Sorry to pile on you Kid but got to vote with my head and not my heart. |
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| Author: | spmack [ Tue Feb 16, 2010 5:39 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: DBOTW (Week 10) Now With 100% More Blackness and Goodness... |
I'm voting for Kid, but its based on how bad his rendition of DBOTW is.... |
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| Author: | Douchebag [ Tue Feb 16, 2010 5:42 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: DBOTW (Week 10) Now With 100% More Blackness and Goodness... |
It looks like Kid and his 13 mults voted for the other topic... |
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| Author: | doug - evergreen park [ Tue Feb 16, 2010 5:43 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: DBOTW (Week 10) Now With 100% More Blackness and Goodness... |
neat. a future post douchebagging. I voted for Kid 
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