Good Morning CSFMB! It’s Friday and it’s time to vote for some Douchebags! Last Week, the Original Kid Cairo wrote and starred in the Douchebag of the week poll. He even won, taking more than 50% of the vote. Congratulations TOKC, you’re to be entered into the Douchebag of the Week 1st quarter finals, which mind you are coming up in just two weeks. So there’s that.
Now, onto our current week’s crop of CSFMB nominated douchebaggery. Gentlemen, fasten your seatbelts, ladies, secure your loose articles of clothing, Elmhurst Steve, get your tiny bottle of lube cause here come your nominees:
David Spada: Spada brings out the best in people, assuming they’ve been accused of drunken driving. But for some reason, he inspires some real disdain on this message board. He’s been nominated for douchebaggery by Deacon Blues for posting about his podcasts that “no one” cares about (that’s in the best Boers “No One Cares” tradition too
), and for yammering on about his commercials. I don’t know, Spada send out magnets and t-shirts so he can’t be all bad, but is his constant pimpination too douche for you?The National Association to Advance Fat Acceptance: Puckhead nominated the Fat Acceptance crowd for comparing Kevin Smith’s too fat to fly experience to Rosa Parks. While we know that there is a certain amount of disdain for the overweight in our culture, we also know that being fat isn’t quite on the same scale as what Rosa Parks went thru. Or is it? Your vote!
My Office: good dolphin is the office beyotch. He brings in all the donuts and sweets and cakes. He’s probably that dude that all the dudes think walks a little too close to the creek. But it’s a nice, kind gesture, and he’d like it returned, if not consistently, maybe just once, you know? Would it kill them to turn off the football game and make some honey sweetened oatmeal cookies with a chocolate kiss melted on top geeze!
The Brand Elmhurst Steve (shouldn’t be surprising): What a surprise. A shit stirring post from spmack. I never thought I would see the day that he’s starting shit on the board too! Weird! Anyhow, Steve was douchebagged for calling out Bruce Levine for asking Frank Thomas about the need to bring more Blacks into baseball. This thread however, appears to have inspired a new mult, and we all know how much we needed that. Elmhurst Steve's douchebagginess shines thru in this thread though, and it's always worthy to read something he says because he's like a psychology experiment or something. Always some kind of mania to pick up from his ravings.
There’s your top nominees from the week. So get your voting whatevers warmed up and click on some of them. Someone is going to the 1st quarter Semi Finals. Who’s it gonna be?
