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| Author: | Darkside [ Tue Jun 15, 2010 6:27 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Douchebag of the Year, 2nd Quarter Semifinals! GOTTA VOTE! |
Hello CSFMB. Today is a special day… the Former Gov. Rod R. Blagojevich Douchebag of the Year 2nd Quarter Semifinals! And how sweet is it that the man for whom the yearly award has been named is back in the news with his trial just getting underway? I think that is cool. Ok, here’s the rules. You pick your top 3 favorite douchebags, and the top 4 are selected to go to the Former Gov. Rod R. Blagojevich Douchebag of the Year Finals, being conducted a short 26 weeks from today. So here’s your top D-bags, give your support to your favorite douchebag! YOUR DOUCHEBAGS: Week 14 Winner - Ben Rothelisberger Rapes Again: illili81887 fires at Big Ben for supposedly beating a woman and raping her (again). There’s a lot of smoke, but is there fire? Ben admits he had some contact with her in the bathroom, and since only classy people fuck in bar bathrooms, it’s unlikely that Ben would be the kind of guy to hurt or rape someone right? Does he have a douchebag coming or do you dudes think he was railroaded by someone looking to make a buck? DBOTW HOME OFFICE’S TAKE? Rape’s bad… mmmkay? Week 15 Winner - Multing: Bigfan is still throwing down the hammer on mults. Someone registered Kim Jung Il again, even creating a new email address (which isn’t really trouble, it takes about 2 minutes). I don’t know what kind of sick fuck would create a Kim Jung Il mult. Sounds like an asshole. If I were Bigfan, I’d smack the shit out of that bozo. I mean really, the guy doesn’t even speak English. How could he type here. Anyway, Biggie is screening all new members now so no one is sneaking one past the goalie, savvy? So stop trying. Kim jung Il… you gotta be fuckin kidding me. DBOTW HOME OFFICE’S TAKE? I would never, ever mult, CSFMB. Fuckers will be hanging out with the bomb babies in purgatory. Week 16 Winner - Bullies/Cyberbullies…: W_Z nominated the bullies related to the unfortunate death of Phoebe Prince, a lovely 15 year old girl who hung herself when she couldn’t take the torment from her peers any longer. If you’ve ever been bullied you know how you can feel helpless, with no one to turn to. And sometimes some fucked up shit goes thru your head. We’ll be watching this case to see how it shakes out, but picking on kids to this point is seriously wrong. DBOTW HOME OFFICE’S TAKE? Bullies are close to the scum of the Earth. They can chill with the bomb babies too. Week 17 Winner - Katherine Brotherton: This one is a top seed this week. Brotherton stands accused of dousing her dogs with gasoline and setting them on fire, thus earning a nomination from Hackwilson’s Ribbies. Elmhurst Steve actually made me laugh with his initial reaction to this nomination but promptly blew it with a lame follow up joke. DBOTW HOME OFFICE’S TAKE? Anyone who is cruel to animals is cruel to people. Don’t let her near you with a gascan, Chicago! Week 18 Winner - KC Johnson – Bulls Tribune Writer: spmack nominated KC Johnson for his failure to report the Bulls biggest story of the year so far. There seems to have been some kind of physical altercation between VDN and Pax in Vinny’s office. This kind of event should certainly have been broken as it happened rather than sat on to protect a lame duck coach and possibly a lame duck team president. KC is kind of a dwerk anyway. That’s part dork, part dweeb, and part jerk. DBOTW HOME OFFICE’S TAKE? Sitting on a story only makes sense if you’re writing about a chair. Week 19 Winner - Milton Bradley: Nominated by shirtless driver for flipping off the fans. I want to go to the Sox game next weekend so I can make a “Wilting Badley” sign for him. I think he’d like it. It’s probably racist though so maybe I better not be the only guy ever in the Cell with a racist comment. DBOTW HOME OFFICE’S TAKE? Milton has since left his team looking for help for his dumbassery. While some think that means we should cut him some slack, I just think he has become a self aware jerk. Week 20 Winner - Judge Thomas Gainer Jr.: This is the judge that threw out DUI evidence against a CPD officer who was accused of killing two people in an alcohol fueled accident. This whole story is strange and so were some of the oddball comments from a certain poster who shall remain nameless. Walkerman5 put this nomination in to comment on the judge that seems to suffer from a lack of judgement, but it turned into a bit of a us and them kind of thing about the CPD in general. But the question is, is the judge a douchebag for cutting back the evidence to the point where the drunk might walk? You vote! You vote now! DBOTW HOME OFFICE’S TAKE? This guy is a serious contender for the yearly honors, and I think he might be a good shot for the finals too. Week 21 Winner - Guy at work: lipidquadcab has nominated a co-worker for basically making fun of him for taking a few days off to play videogames. He takes it further by talking shit about him when he thought lipid was out of earshot, and finished up the douche trifecta by asking stupid questions about this game, feigning interest. This from the guy who probably takes a day off for Selection Day or something. Even though lipid tries to live in a cave away from the sun, he is completely entitled to shun the outside world if he chooses. Is his co worker a douchebag for not understanding what AMERICA is all about? DBOTW HOME OFFICE’S TAKE? This is just another form of the bullying that was referenced above, and this guy being old enough to know better certainly deserved to win his week. Week 22 Winner - High School District 113 Administrators: conns7901 nominated the administrators who have cancelled the Girls Basketball teams’ trip to a tournament in Arizona, because they claim they fear for the safety of the girls because of the new law, not to make a political statement. This is not about politics at all. It’s because they think that the girls might get deported. So, since this is only about safety, should the school administrators be given a medal… or a douchebagging? DBOTW HOME OFFICE’S TAKE? The battles of politics should never be fought upon the playgrounds of students. Week 23 Winner - Chicago Baseball: RFDC does what he always does. Bitch bitch bitch. But he’s bitching about Chicago Baseball, which has been quite craptastic to date. Well, at least the date of the nomination. Since then the Cubs have picked it up a bit, and Ozzie… is still pretty crazy. So, it’s at least mildly interesting. Everyone knows that Chicago Baseball comes along with pain, misery, suffering, and agony, just like an RFDC post. Are the teams any less douche since we should have come to expect it, or are they just fucking douchebags anyway? Vote. DBOTW HOME OFFICE’S TAKE? Yeah, the baseball in town can’t really be much worse and we’re fighting over a BP cup. Week 24 Winner - Toyota Truck Driver: NSJ knows a thing or two about out of control lunatics driving with total disregard for people, property and low end eateries. While this driver narrowly missed a local Panera, they were unable to stop themselves from rolling over, spilling people all over the highway. I guess some people must have died. DBOTW HOME OFFICE’S TAKE? Meh. Week 25 Winner - Asshole UFC Fans: Crystal Lake Huffy went to a somewhat local Sports bar in Palatine for the big Hawks playoff game with a few friends, and all went well until the UFC crowd showed up. Chicks wearing tapout shirts with tinfoil on their hands talked crap to his lady, and earned themselves a dbag nomination. Now, this thread devolved into accusations of the homoerotic nature of the UFC, and the UFC crowd didn’t like it. But the point here is that these fans had an attitude and said ignorant shit to people they didn’t know. Does this earn them a win for the week? DBOTW HOME OFFICE’S TAKE? Anytime people are getting into a fight in a bar, chances are high that douchebaggery is afoot. Week 26 Winner - North Shore Jerkstore: A rare nomination at a board member that stuck, this one comes from a bragadocious Darkside. It seems that Ol’ Darko posted a job opening in a way that rubbed NSJ the wrong way, and since NSJ hasn’t been rubbed any way lately, he went after Darkside, claiming that Darkside takes every opportunity he can to brag. This rivalry spiced up a normally boring Monday, spilling into at least three threads and referenced in at least three more. Was Darkside bragging unnecessarily? Was NSJ a bigger than normal douche? Vote! DBOTW HOME OFFICE’S TAKE? Since everyone knows I'm already biased in this matter, I have no problem with saying this dude should get a click!. Ok guys those are your 2nd quarter semifinalists. Please cast 3 votes. We’ll send your top 4 to the finals! |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Wed Jun 16, 2010 10:22 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Douchebag of the Year, 2nd Quarter Semifinals! GOTTA VOTE! |
58 is not divisible by 3. Someone is a bozo. |
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Wed Jun 16, 2010 10:23 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Douchebag of the Year, 2nd Quarter Semifinals! GOTTA VOTE! |
Quote: Week 20 Winner - Judge Thomas Gainer Jr. How does this assbag only have 5 votes? |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Wed Jun 16, 2010 10:24 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Douchebag of the Year, 2nd Quarter Semifinals! GOTTA VOTE! |
Frank Coztansa wrote: Quote: Week 20 Winner - Judge Thomas Gainer Jr. How does this assbag only have 5 votes? It appears that rape and Jerkstore keeping is much more douchebagworthy |
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| Author: | Mr. Reason [ Wed Jun 16, 2010 10:24 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Douchebag of the Year, 2nd Quarter Semifinals! GOTTA VOTE! |
I fixed it. Besides you said you may vote for three. It was not a requirement. Just like turning right on a red light. |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Wed Jun 16, 2010 10:25 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Douchebag of the Year, 2nd Quarter Semifinals! GOTTA VOTE! |
Mr. Reason wrote: I fixed it. Besides you said you may vote for three. It was not a requirement. Just like turning right on a red light. If you don't... you'll have an angry 5 foot Duke grad honking at you. Talk about fearsome! |
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| Author: | Douchebag [ Wed Jun 16, 2010 10:26 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Douchebag of the Year, 2nd Quarter Semifinals! GOTTA VOTE! |
Darkside wrote: 58 is not divisible by 3. Someone is a bozo. I blame all the new ladies. |
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Wed Jun 16, 2010 10:30 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Douchebag of the Year, 2nd Quarter Semifinals! GOTTA VOTE! |
Douchebag wrote: Darkside wrote: 58 is not divisible by 3. Someone is a bozo. I blame all the new ladies. New? RFDC has been around here for a while. |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Wed Jun 16, 2010 10:31 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Douchebag of the Year, 2nd Quarter Semifinals! GOTTA VOTE! |
Frank Coztansa wrote: New? RFDC has been around here for a while.
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| Author: | Krazy Ivan [ Wed Jun 16, 2010 10:34 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Douchebag of the Year, 2nd Quarter Semifinals! GOTTA VOTE! |
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| Author: | Chus [ Wed Jun 16, 2010 12:00 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Douchebag of the Year, 2nd Quarter Semifinals! GOTTA VOTE! |
Darkside wrote: 58 is not divisible by 3. Someone is a bozo. 19 point 3 repeating. |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Wed Jun 16, 2010 12:00 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Douchebag of the Year, 2nd Quarter Semifinals! GOTTA VOTE! |
Chus wrote: Darkside wrote: 58 is not divisible by 3. Someone is a bozo. 19 point 3 repeating. Perhaps I should have said evenly divisible. |
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