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Author: | Darkside [ Fri Jul 23, 2010 12:24 pm ] |
Post subject: | DBOTW Week 32, Now with Less Guest Posting! |
Good Morning CSFMB, it’s Friday and it’s time to vote for some Douchebags! Thanks go out to Elmhurst Steve, who was kind and generous enough to guest host last week’s Douchebag of the Week Award. He managed to do it without pissing off a whole bunch of people, so that’s pretty awesome. Right? Well, last week’s big winner was Mel “I NEED A WOMAN” Gibson, whose taped rants were entertaining before B&B overused them to the point of nausea. Congratulations Mel, you’re entered into the 3rd quarter Semifinals, where you will have a shot at becoming the honorable Former Gov. Rod R. Blagojevich Douchebag of the Year! Best of luck, Mel. Buffalo Grove Trustee Lisa Stone (the Herald’s OG Thread): Every town in America has a loony toon Trustee. Nick, a former trustee here in the ‘Moor was fond of getting shitfaced in Buddy’s on 120 and telling me what a C U Next Tuesday the President was, how much of a C U Next Tuesday his wife was, the bartender, the femailman, pretty much everyone. Anyway, Lisa is a bit rude and overbearing at the BG meetings and has earned herself a bit of a rep as a tinfoil hat chick, and a nomination from C_Howitt_Fealz. The comments section has been taken over CSFMB style, bearing a striking resemblance to the OG thread. 3 Blackhawks #55, #24 #36: A douchebag nomination for some Blackhawks from the boards only self admitted Red Wings fan, SlapShot Ed, so take it with a big ass grain of salt. Anyway, it seems that these fellas were contracted to appear at a local shop and sign some stuff. They held out for more coin and didn’t end up doing the event. I already blew this joke in the thread but isn’t that Just Ducky? Hoarders: Darkside nominated Hoarders for putting themselves and their neighbors at risk with their packratty habits. Some have mentioned that this could be the result of a legitimate illness, but others have pointed out that much of this is just people who are lazy and slobby. This nomination came as a result of a woman in Skokie who died and was buried under tons of shit. Road Construction Laborers: Nominated my mrgoodkat for striking right in the middle of a project. His point was that these laborers were already well compensated for their work. This led to a nice debate about what’s fair and unfair to laborers and to the average Joe. Some think these workers are just using leverage to better their situation, which any good capitalist should do. Judge Fred Forman: Nominated by suspected DeganDave mult koach klaus for giving a very lenient sentence to Lora Hunt, the woman who killed a motorcyclist because she didn’t see her stopped on her motorcycle at a red light because Hunt was doing her nails instead of watching the actual road that she was travelling on at 65 mph. Nothing funny about this. Ok guys, Does anyone wish to guest host next week? I'm going to be unavailable most of the day and I don't think I'll be able to do it. Just PM me. Look if Steve can do it, and do it well, anyone can do it. Thanks in advance. |
Author: | Krazy Ivan [ Fri Jul 23, 2010 12:26 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: DBOTW Week 32, Now with Less Guest Posting! |
Bad week for douchebags... I suppose I'll go with the judge who gave a slap on the wrist to Ms. "I absolutely must paint my nails while driving". |
Author: | sjboyd0137 [ Fri Jul 23, 2010 12:27 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: DBOTW Week 32, Now with Less Guest Posting! |
As of this morning, the Stone section on the DH site is over 1400 posts and still going strong. It's actually taken on an Elmhurst Steve is a racist battle from last summer between like 5 people feel to it. |
Author: | Douchebag [ Fri Jul 23, 2010 12:30 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: DBOTW Week 32, Now with Less Guest Posting! |
sjboyd0137 wrote: As of this morning, the Stone section on the DH site is over 1400 posts and still going strong. It's actually taken on an Elmhurst Steve is a racist battle from last summer between like 5 people feel to it. So much for getting the comments removed that one of the posters was talkig about on there. What a great way to calm down the angry people online, threaten censorship......idiots. |
Author: | sjboyd0137 [ Fri Jul 23, 2010 12:40 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: DBOTW Week 32, Now with Less Guest Posting! |
Douchebag wrote: sjboyd0137 wrote: As of this morning, the Stone section on the DH site is over 1400 posts and still going strong. It's actually taken on an Elmhurst Steve is a racist battle from last summer between like 5 people feel to it. So much for getting the comments removed that one of the posters was talkig about on there. What a great way to calm down the angry people online, threaten censorship......idiots. As I was reading through, it turns out that someone went through old articles and reported TOS violations on a bunch of posts from 6 months ago too. |
Author: | The Original Kid Cairo [ Fri Jul 23, 2010 2:05 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: DBOTW Week 32, Now with Less Guest Posting! |
Krazy Ivan wrote: Bad week for douchebags... I agree. It would be a lot better if board members were still eligible. I remember when the DBOTW thread could easily become a big nasty circle-jerk. |
Author: | Darkside [ Fri Jul 23, 2010 4:21 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: DBOTW Week 32, Now with Less Guest Posting! |
Just so everyone knows, koach klaus is not degan dave. He might be Satan though. Or Jewel. Or Barney Frank. I don't know. I can only suspect that he is possibly those people. But for now, we shouldn't play the mult game with him. Thanks. that is all. |
Author: | Douchebag [ Fri Jul 23, 2010 4:22 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: DBOTW Week 32, Now with Less Guest Posting! |
Darkside wrote: Just so everyone knows, koach klaus is not degan dave. He might be Satan though. Or Jewel. Or Barney Frank. I don't know. I can only suspect that he is possibly those people. But for now, we shouldn't play the mult game with him. Thanks. that is all. Did someone receive an angry PM? Maybe Koach Klaus is NSJ... |
Author: | Krazy Ivan [ Fri Jul 23, 2010 4:23 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: DBOTW Week 32, Now with Less Guest Posting! |
Darkside wrote: Just so everyone knows, koach klaus is not degan dave. He might be Satan though. Or Jewel. Or Barney Frank. I don't know. I can only suspect that he is possibly those people. But for now, we shouldn't play the mult game with him. Thanks. that is all. ![]() ![]() |
Author: | Darkside [ Fri Jul 23, 2010 4:25 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: DBOTW Week 32, Now with Less Guest Posting! |
No no, nothing like that. I just need everyone to understand that I misspoke when I called koach klaus a degan dave mult. Without seeing the vitals, that is wrong and could make someone crazy do crazy things. And I don't need that. So to preemptively avoid crazy, allow me to state that I misspoke in that regard. |
Author: | Slap Shot ED [ Fri Jul 23, 2010 10:11 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: DBOTW Week 32, Now with Less Guest Posting! |
Quote: Darkside wrote: 3 Blackhawks #55, #24 #36: A douchebag nomination for some Blackhawks from the boards only self admitted Red Wings fan, SlapShot Ed, so take it with a big ass grain of salt. Anyway, it seems that these fellas were contracted to appear at a local shop and sign some stuff. They held out for more coin and didn’t end up doing the event. I already blew this joke in the thread but isn’t that Just Ducky? [ was only a Wings fan in the years 2006 to 2008 and the Probert years when he wasn't playing the Hawks .I also cheered on the Packers when Aaron Rodgers was my fantasy qb.I have a very fucked up fandom . |
Author: | Darkside [ Fri Jul 23, 2010 11:02 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: DBOTW Week 32, Now with Less Guest Posting! |
Slap Shot ED wrote: was only a Wings fan in the years 2006 to 2008 and the Probert years when he wasn't playing the Hawks .I also cheered on the Packers when Aaron Rodgers was my fantasy qb.I have a very fucked up fandom . So you're a self admitted Wings fan... thanks for clearing that up Slappy. ![]() |
Author: | Douchebag [ Sat Jul 24, 2010 9:54 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: DBOTW Week 32, Now with Less Guest Posting! |
Slap Shot ED wrote: was only a Wings fan in the years 2006 to 2008 and the Probert years when he wasn't playing the Hawks .I also cheered on the Packers when Aaron Rodgers was my fantasy qb.I have a very fucked up fandom . So you are not only a bandwagon fan, but a multi-city bandwagon fan... |
Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Sat Jul 24, 2010 5:53 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: DBOTW Week 32, Now with Less Guest Posting! |
I only glanced at this thread, but I have determined that DDave most certainly is koach klaus. |
Author: | jimmypasta [ Sat Jul 24, 2010 5:56 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: DBOTW Week 32, Now with Less Guest Posting! |
Frank Coztansa wrote: I only glanced at this thread, but I have determined that DDave most certainly is koach klaus. I don't see how you oldtimers figure this shit out. |
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