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Good morning CSFMB, it’s Friday and it’s time to vote for some Douchebags.
Last Week, the CSFMB crowned Judge Foreman the Week 32 Douchebag for the little slap on the wrist that he gave notorious nail painter Lora Hunt. Here come the Judge, to the Douchebag Semi Finals. Good luck judge. We’re all pulling for you.
This week we’ve got:
Comcast Sports Net: CSN ran a replay of Cubs vs. Philly game that featured the Hawk in honor of Dawson’s induction into the baseball Hall of Fame. Don Tiny nominated them for putting their logo on the screen, complete with an Encore tag, as if anyone accidently thought that Harry Caray was raised from the dead to announce one last game. Does Comcast deserve the nod for thinking you were too dumb to realize that this was not live?
Douches with bad jukebox etiquette: Douchebag was treated to 4 free Phish songs at a bar, and since he has little to no musical sense, he had been offended. It seems that there’s too much talent in that music, and he’d rather hear the 3 chord genius of AC/DC. Actually, it does suck when someone forces you into hours worth of their musical tastes, especially when it’s fringe at best. There’s really no need to put more than a dollar into a jukebox, unless you’re a douchebag. Is DB right?
John Kerry: What fun is an elected official unless they’re refusing to pay their taxes, cheating on their wives, looking for sex in a men’s room, putting their stolen money in a freezer, selling a senate seat, drowning innocent women in drunken driving accidents, or selling drivers licenses to people who cannot drive? John Kerry joins their ranks with a nomination from conns7901 for using a Rhode Island home port for his boat in order to avoid Massachusetts taxes. Awesome!
Any bastard who posts PM’s: The “P” stands for “Private”, not “Panther”. Darkside had nominated Panther for disseminating a private request from another board member to remove an offensive avatar. Naturally, Panther used this as an attention whoring moment, and like Jesse to a camera, Panther was gravitationally attracted to his mouse and keyboard. Of course, there’s those who say that the recipient of a PM has the right to do with it what they choose. But those people are dorks.
Harry Teinowitz: Tiny was nominated by Terry’s Peeps for his statement that Derrek Lee will be remembered for his use of his 10/5 no trade clause rather than for the good times we had with him as a Cub, such as the late collapse in ’04, the shitty ’05, the injury of ’06, sweep by Arizona, the sweep by LA, the awful season of 2010. Yeah, I got all misty just thinking about it. Harry is a big butt sucker when he talks to these athletes, and he would probably offer Lee a knobslob if he met him, so is this unfortunate babble from a radio talker who is soon to be… no longer under contract (Cochran)? You decide!
My Wife’s Best Friend: Ah, the family/friend visit threads. These are usually pretty good. It seems that Psycory and a family friend made tentative “next summer” plans before he planted his seeds, and now that it’s next summer and he has a newborn, the family friends are still taking him up on his invitation. They are somewhat regimented, which is sure to cause friction and hilarity. How should he deal with rotten kids and dumbass friends? The suggestions are as wonderful as the uncomfortable squirming that Psycory is doing every day. Check it out.
Well, folks, those are your nominees for week 33. Remember to get your vote in as soon as you can. Your winner will be entered into the 3rd quarter finals for the Former Gov. Rod R. Blagojevich Douchebag of the Year 2010 award. Choose wisely.
_________________ "Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014 bigfan wrote: Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.
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