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Author: | Darkside [ Fri Jul 30, 2010 9:35 am ] |
Post subject: | DBOTW (Week 33)! Now with bits of real Panther! |
Good morning CSFMB, it’s Friday and it’s time to vote for some Douchebags. Last Week, the CSFMB crowned Judge Foreman the Week 32 Douchebag for the little slap on the wrist that he gave notorious nail painter Lora Hunt. Here come the Judge, to the Douchebag Semi Finals. Good luck judge. We’re all pulling for you. This week we’ve got: Comcast Sports Net: CSN ran a replay of Cubs vs. Philly game that featured the Hawk in honor of Dawson’s induction into the baseball Hall of Fame. Don Tiny nominated them for putting their logo on the screen, complete with an Encore tag, as if anyone accidently thought that Harry Caray was raised from the dead to announce one last game. Does Comcast deserve the nod for thinking you were too dumb to realize that this was not live? Douches with bad jukebox etiquette: Douchebag was treated to 4 free Phish songs at a bar, and since he has little to no musical sense, he had been offended. It seems that there’s too much talent in that music, and he’d rather hear the 3 chord genius of AC/DC. Actually, it does suck when someone forces you into hours worth of their musical tastes, especially when it’s fringe at best. There’s really no need to put more than a dollar into a jukebox, unless you’re a douchebag. Is DB right? John Kerry: What fun is an elected official unless they’re refusing to pay their taxes, cheating on their wives, looking for sex in a men’s room, putting their stolen money in a freezer, selling a senate seat, drowning innocent women in drunken driving accidents, or selling drivers licenses to people who cannot drive? John Kerry joins their ranks with a nomination from conns7901 for using a Rhode Island home port for his boat in order to avoid Massachusetts taxes. Awesome! Any bastard who posts PM’s: The “P” stands for “Private”, not “Panther”. Darkside had nominated Panther for disseminating a private request from another board member to remove an offensive avatar. Naturally, Panther used this as an attention whoring moment, and like Jesse to a camera, Panther was gravitationally attracted to his mouse and keyboard. Of course, there’s those who say that the recipient of a PM has the right to do with it what they choose. But those people are dorks. Harry Teinowitz: Tiny was nominated by Terry’s Peeps for his statement that Derrek Lee will be remembered for his use of his 10/5 no trade clause rather than for the good times we had with him as a Cub, such as the late collapse in ’04, the shitty ’05, the injury of ’06, sweep by Arizona, the sweep by LA, the awful season of 2010. Yeah, I got all misty just thinking about it. Harry is a big butt sucker when he talks to these athletes, and he would probably offer Lee a knobslob if he met him, so is this unfortunate babble from a radio talker who is soon to be… no longer under contract (Cochran)? You decide! My Wife’s Best Friend: Ah, the family/friend visit threads. These are usually pretty good. It seems that Psycory and a family friend made tentative “next summer” plans before he planted his seeds, and now that it’s next summer and he has a newborn, the family friends are still taking him up on his invitation. They are somewhat regimented, which is sure to cause friction and hilarity. How should he deal with rotten kids and dumbass friends? The suggestions are as wonderful as the uncomfortable squirming that Psycory is doing every day. Check it out. Well, folks, those are your nominees for week 33. Remember to get your vote in as soon as you can. Your winner will be entered into the 3rd quarter finals for the Former Gov. Rod R. Blagojevich Douchebag of the Year 2010 award. Choose wisely. |
Author: | Krazy Ivan [ Fri Jul 30, 2010 9:37 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: DBOTW (Week 33)! Now with bits of real Panther! |
This is a tough one.... |
Author: | Darkside [ Fri Jul 30, 2010 9:38 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: DBOTW (Week 33)! Now with bits of real Panther! |
Krazy Ivan wrote: This is a tough one.... I'm glad you approve of this weeks candidates. You've been a tough critic lately. |
Author: | Rod [ Fri Jul 30, 2010 9:39 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: DBOTW (Week 33)! Now with bits of real Panther! |
Where the fuck is Maddux Boy? |
Author: | Darkside [ Fri Jul 30, 2010 9:42 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: DBOTW (Week 33)! Now with bits of real Panther! |
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote: Where the fuck is Maddux Boy? I dunno... Burbank? Elmhurst? |
Author: | Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Fri Jul 30, 2010 9:42 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: DBOTW (Week 33)! Now with bits of real Panther! |
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote: Where the fuck is Maddux Boy? I'd imagine he's listening to yesterday's B&B podcast for the 3rd time. |
Author: | W_Z [ Fri Jul 30, 2010 9:43 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: DBOTW (Week 33)! Now with bits of real Panther! |
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote: Where the fuck is Maddux Boy? on a water break. |
Author: | Krazy Ivan [ Fri Jul 30, 2010 9:45 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: DBOTW (Week 33)! Now with bits of real Panther! |
Darkside wrote: Krazy Ivan wrote: This is a tough one.... I'm glad you approve of this weeks candidates. You've been a tough critic lately. It isn't your fault. Your "break-downs" are always very good. Last week was just sort of bad for douchebags... |
Author: | crosscheck [ Fri Jul 30, 2010 9:46 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: DBOTW (Week 33)! Now with bits of real Panther! |
I wish I had 2 more hands, so I could give those titties four thumbs down |
Author: | Krazy Ivan [ Fri Jul 30, 2010 9:50 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: DBOTW (Week 33)! Now with bits of real Panther! |
crosscheck wrote: I wish I had 2 more hands, so I could give those titties four thumbs down The milk has gone bad, Charlie Murphy.... |
Author: | Elmhurst Steve [ Fri Jul 30, 2010 10:38 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: DBOTW (Week 33)! Now with bits of real Panther! |
Gotta go with "My wife's best friend". Anyone that expects another family to conform to their families schedule and habits while staying in THEIR home as guests...DB. This one has the potential to go far in the post-season, should it get past the "anyone that posts a PM" which I see as bad form, but not as worthy of a DBOTW vote. |
Author: | Krazy Ivan [ Fri Jul 30, 2010 10:42 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: DBOTW (Week 33)! Now with bits of real Panther! |
Elmhurst Steve wrote: Gotta go with "My wife's best friend". Anyone that expects another family to conform to their families schedule and habits while staying in THEIR home as guests...DB. Yeah. I'm just torn between this and Panther... |
Author: | Darkside [ Fri Jul 30, 2010 10:43 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: DBOTW (Week 33)! Now with bits of real Panther! |
Elmhurst Steve wrote: Gotta go with "My wife's best friend". Anyone that expects another family to conform to their families schedule and habits while staying in THEIR home as guests...DB. This one has the potential to go far in the post-season, should it get past the "anyone that posts a PM" which I see as bad form, but not as worthy of a DBOTW vote. You are incorrect about bad form. You're not the boss of me! |
Author: | Krazy Ivan [ Fri Jul 30, 2010 10:45 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: DBOTW (Week 33)! Now with bits of real Panther! |
Darkside wrote: Elmhurst Steve wrote: Gotta go with "My wife's best friend". Anyone that expects another family to conform to their families schedule and habits while staying in THEIR home as guests...DB. This one has the potential to go far in the post-season, should it get past the "anyone that posts a PM" which I see as bad form, but not as worthy of a DBOTW vote. You are incorrect about bad form. You're not the boss of me! I think he's saying Panthers PM post was bad form... |
Author: | sjboyd0137 [ Fri Jul 30, 2010 10:48 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: DBOTW (Week 33)! Now with bits of real Panther! |
I'm agreeing with The Brand (which frightens me exponentially) on the vote, but that's because Cory's Wife's Best Friend is a giant douche compared to posting PMs |
Author: | Elmhurst Steve [ Fri Jul 30, 2010 10:56 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: DBOTW (Week 33)! Now with bits of real Panther! |
Krazy Ivan wrote: Darkside wrote: Elmhurst Steve wrote: Gotta go with "My wife's best friend". Anyone that expects another family to conform to their families schedule and habits while staying in THEIR home as guests...DB. This one has the potential to go far in the post-season, should it get past the "anyone that posts a PM" which I see as bad form, but not as worthy of a DBOTW vote. You are incorrect about bad form. You're not the boss of me! I think he's saying Panthers PM post was bad form... Correct....it's bad form (a lousy thing to do) to post PM's. However, compared to the wife's best friend and her "terrorists taking over the homeland" ways, it's a minor Faux Pas. |
Author: | Darkside [ Fri Jul 30, 2010 10:58 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: DBOTW (Week 33)! Now with bits of real Panther! |
Elmhurst Steve wrote: Krazy Ivan wrote: Darkside wrote: You are incorrect about bad form. You're not the boss of me! I think he's saying Panthers PM post was bad form... Correct Well then. |
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