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Good morning CSFMB, it’s Friday and it’s time to vote for some douchebags. Last week’s winners were “People who Constantly Complain about the Board” and interestingly enough, “The Board”. Hopefully, we can put all that nonsense past us and get back into the swing of recognizing total douchebaggery and nincompoopery where ever else it may be found…
And here are your Douchebags for this week:
Chicago Bears: Big Chicagoan nominated the Bears for their pathetic performance against the Giants, where the offensive line allowed their star player to get the everloving shit kicked out of him for 30 full minutes until he could no longer play, and then followed that up with easily the worst QB performance of the century the following week. But, you say, the Bears are in the top spot in the Conference. They win, they can’t be douchebags, can they? Well, you’ll have to vote to find out.
Chris Collinsworth: Another shot from Big Chicagoan, this time at the announcer of the game referenced above. Collinsworth is generally regarded as one of the best Eric Roberts looking color analysts in the league, but he was basically laughing at the Bears. So, did Big Chicagoan nominate Collinsworth for doing pretty much what Big Chicagoan did in his earlier nomination? And does Collinsworth deserve it?
These Firefighters: Ugueth Will Shiv You nominates the firefighters from Tennessee who did not respond to a fire call from a home outside their coverage area who did not pay fire protection fees. This concept resulted in a couple nominations, several pages of debate, and basically turned into a conservative/liberal debate all week long. The firefighters (or more correctly the fire chief) didn’t go, the homeowner didn’t pay his dues… who’s the douchebag? The good news is no one is hurt beyond a barbequed pussy, so this is just property loss, which ultimately was covered with insurance, so that’s good.
Paypal: This was certainly the epic thread of the month what with the JORR and BR arguments and the crazy shit. But this all started with Redneckmommy sending a payment to the wrong email address, and Paypals’s refusal to provide quick remedy. Paypal’s policy is supposedly designed to prevent fraud, but they’re also causing problems to real people who are not trying to commit crimes. We’ve all dealt with paypal, so if you’ve had problems with them or if you think they are in the wrong, vote here.
Karen Owens: Bigfan nominated the young lady who did a fake Thesis on all the guys the slut bagged. This one did this, that one did that. Besides being a total ripoff from Mallrats and the jerk from Fashionable Male, it’s also pretty obnoxious, attention whorish and rude. We here suspect that Biggie made the nomination because this slut wouldn’t polish his paper bag, if you’ll pardon the expression. Anyhow, if this broad breeches the privacy of the privates, vote here.
Timothy Cranick: Nominated by a guy who knows a little something about being a douchebag, Mr. Cranick was nominated for knocking out the fire chief from Tennessee that we talked about earlier. NSJ posts that after the fire destroyed the Cranick home, Tim went over to the firehouse, asked for the Chief and knocked him the fuck out. Did the Chief have it coming? Was Timothy out of line? Is NSJ a tool? Vote here!
Jen Sterger: Bigfan continues his hate of the female race by nominating the woman who was victimized by a sexual harassment machine, Brent Far-vuh. It seems he believes that she held onto these pictures in order to be an attention whore. He doesn’t feel as though it’s possible that this young lady was a victim of an entitled Jerk that she might have been slightly scared of (as referenced by her ‘I might end up in a dumpster’ comment) but was holding the dick pictures strictly for personal gain. If you think Jen is the douchebag, you gotta vote, don’t be racist!
Lana Lawless: Ugueth Will Shiv You nominated Lawless, a former male cop who is now a female golfer because (s)he won a long drive competition and was later declared ineligible because, well, she’s a man, baby. Somehow, and there’s really no clear explanation how this happened, it turned into a wild claim of racism, probably as a result of less than clear reasoning. A member or two grapples with the difference between boys and girls in this thread as well, so it did turn into an entertaining, and facepalming read. But is Lana guilty of douchebaggery?
Glen Beck and the Choad Slurping JimmyReardon: Ungotz douchebags Glen Beck for backing the firefighters and the Fire Chief in the previously mentioned Tennessee fire case. And jimmyreardon for really no particular reason at all. His reasoning was never very clear, so the thread was mainly dedicated to the case of the Firefighters vs. the Cranicks. But since that issue is debated and douchebagged above, please consider that this nomination was for a talk show host and a board member, not the fire department. Was Glen Beck wrong or douche for saying what he said, which was basically that the homeowners reap what they sow?
Women in SUV’s: Whenever 24_Guy is being tailgated he says it’s a broad in a SUV. And since I love racist topics I thought I would include this one in today’s poll. Racism. It’s everywhere. But why do these does need to drive so aggressively? Is it because they’re tired of the racism that males inflict on them? Is it because they are racist toward males? Hard to say, but if you think that women in SUV’s deserve to be douchebagged for their general driving, please vote here.
Ok, folks, these are your nominees. We need two winners today, so vote for two, and we’ll take the top two winners and they will be entered as finalists for the 4th quarter Former Governor Rod R. Blagojevich Douchebag of the Year semifinals.
_________________ "Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014 bigfan wrote: Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.
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