Good Morning CSFMB! It’s Friday, and it’s time to vote for some Douchebags!
Last week we gave the honors to one Matthew Spiegel, whose thin skin resulted (we suspect) in him creating a screen name to argue with us. While that certainly was fun, it’s also Class B Douchebaggery. Congratulations Meatpants, you’re going to meet up with the rest of the 4th quarter Semi-Finalists in just 4 very short weeks, where you will compete for the Former Gov. Rod R. Blagojevich Douchebag of the Year! How exciting for you.
And here are this week’s nominees:

The ricketts clan: Deacon Blues fires away at all the Ricketts for trying to use public funds to fix a stadium that they own since they knew all along that the stadium had problems and would need significant improvements to bring it up to 20th century standards, let alone modern standards. The games they’re playing with the Illinois Legislature is also pretty silly, as conflicting reports come from these guys and Michael Madigan, who actually runs the show around these here parts.

Christmas Music in November: It’s bad enough that we have to hear this crap in stores, and on all the goddamn television ads starting in September, but now someone at sjboyd0137’s office is playing this shit already. How many people actually like Christmas anyway? We gotta go see people that we don’t like and do things we don’t like, and for what? So we can celebrate an event that most people don’t think happened quite the way it happened and that commercialism has perverted into a massive display of consumerism that would make Jesus blush?

Board Memes that need to go: rogers park bryan was trying to end some of the long running, drawn out silly jokes that have taken over much of the CSFMB banter. The jokes about Hamas, baby tossing, cat sitting, OKC being straight… they’re all silly and should go. But then again, we’re all friends here right? And I’m sure that you’ve got silly inside jokes that are probably 20 years old and you probably don’t remember exactly how they got started right? That’s part of the fun of being human, isn’t it? Gotta vote!

Unused Mults: I have to admit, I found this nomination puzzling. Ok, bigfan isn’t a bigfan of multing, and has been on a crusade to obliterate all found mults and out their owners. Why? Because he can. But then he makes this nomination, douchebagging people who don’t use the mults they’ve created. It’s a curious dichotomy to be sure. Maybe mults were created for a laugh at the name, like homer harry, the bigger lebowski, and southside panic.

Well, these, unfortunately, were your nominees this week. Pick the best one, and the winner will be entered into the 4th quarter semifinals where it will likely not get a single vote.

Enjoy the weekend, boys.

_________________
"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

I feel you are underestimating the growing resentment towards the Ricketts. If they make the playoffs, it is a team you don't want to play come tourney time.

_________________
Team Cutler.

What, we're not revisitng my drunken, rage filled rant from Sunday night?

_________________

I would expect nothing less from a Muslim like you.

_________________
When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"