Thanks man.
For sportsmanship, how about something like how Prince Fielder tipped his cap to (Reed Johnson was it??) after robbing him of the homerun?
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| Author: | Darkside [ Fri Apr 15, 2011 9:20 am ] |
| Post subject: | Douchebag of the Week (Triumphant Return!) Week 17 start! |
Good monring, Ladies and Gentlemen, it's Friday and its time to vote for some douchebags. Yeah, I missed it. I couldn't resist it. It's baaaack. Douchebag of the Week is back and probably not as good as it was two years ago for your entertainment pleasure. Who doesn't like to review the best nominations for DBOTW each Friday morning, while pretending to work, or while straight up avoiding work? So please, check it out, vote, and choose the week's big drippy douchebag... Sportsmanship Kid: Bigfan doesn’t like Alex, the young man whose sportsmanship dedication urges him to argue with a referee on his last call. While these are supposed to inspire us to be better people it’s pretty clear that someone who didn’t play sports created that commercial. After all, it’s the championship game, Alex. Earn your participation award for voting in this week’s poll! School bans home packed lunches: These days, the only people who can take care of you properly are government workers. I mean, it’s not like you know what is best for your own children, so this Chicago School decided to take the hot chips and orange soda out of the children’s hands and replace it with a brownish orange glop that is much more nutritional than the things that stupid parents put in lunches like sandwiches and veggies. Darkside, who has no children and has yet to properly feed himself is really upset, because he had planned to send his kid to school with a lunch pail filled with ring dings and other tradeables in order to make his child the 4th grade version of Red, a man who is known to locate things from time to time. Mac’s Thin Skin: The thinnest part of Mac appears to be his skin, according to Rogers Park Bryan, who has pointed out that now that Mac is getting less slurpage at CSFMB he claims that it is dying despite high traffic and post counts and the increasing friendships and outings that seem to be occurring at a nearly record pace over the last year or so. Mac is much more into that faceybook thing, where he can North the comments that look bad and enjoy 32 comments each time he talks about his meat. So Mac would appear to rather have 10 people ask him each day how to make steak better that one guy suggesting how to make his show better. So if you think that Mac’s skin is too thin, vote here! Ozzie Guillen: Joe Orr Road Rod nominated Ozzie because once again, Ozzie is ranking out the “Fakking Fanse” for the Bronx Cheer given to Juan Pierre, who had dropped a couple balls that affected the outcome of a game negatively. Most fans believe that they have the right to boo as well as cheer, and if your left fielder can only throw a ball 50 feet and is making errors but not poking 40 over the fence, you might give a holler if he manages to get the leather on a routine play. But Ozzie is only looking to draw attention away from team weaknesses, one thing that he does actually do quite well. Is he just trying to support his team or is he a douchebag? And that's that for this week's nominees! For those of you not familiar with the Douchebag of the Week polls, here's how it kind of works. Each week I will choose the best threads/nominations within the section. There's no set rules, but there's guidelines, which are more fun because when guidelines aren't followed I get fun PM's in all CAPS. Generally speaking, I'll start by looking at nominations that have more than 1 page. If a thread is a week old and it's not over a page, it's probably not really well liked enough to do well in a poll. But if it's over a page, that's not necesserally a lock for getting in the poll. Nomination period runs from 8am Fridays to 8am Friday (the following Friday, smartass) Each quarter we will pare the 13 nominations down to 4. Each quarter's semifinals will compete against the other quarter's semifinals at the end of the year. You'll vote on the year's biggest douchebag who will win the Former Governor Rod R. Blagojevich Douchebag of the Year Award which is named after the first man to have won it. |
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Fri Apr 15, 2011 9:21 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Douchebag of the Week (Triumphant Return!) Week 17 start |
I will be sending multiple, profanity laced PMs to you every week. And soon after every day. And soon after every hour. Some will include song lyrics. About you... |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Fri Apr 15, 2011 9:26 am ] |
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Frank Coztansa wrote: Some will include song lyrics. About you... But no music or beats? |
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| Author: | Krazy Ivan [ Fri Apr 15, 2011 9:34 am ] |
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Glad to have one of the greatest board gimmicks back where it belongs. Fuck anybody who feels the need to send PM's or bitch about not having something included... I'm going with the Sportsmanship Kid. One of the dumbest commercials I've seen in a long time. The people who made it couldn't come up with an actual example of sportsmanship? |
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| Author: | RFDC [ Fri Apr 15, 2011 9:38 am ] |
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Krazy Ivan wrote: I'm going with the Sportsmanship Kid. One of the dumbest commercials I've seen in a long time. The people who made it couldn't come up with an actual example of sportsmanship? Be prepared to get a long profanity laced PM from me. This is one of the worst picks ever...EVER. Any other pick would be acceptable, but no you gotta go with the stupid one. |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Fri Apr 15, 2011 9:39 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Douchebag of the Week (Triumphant Return!) Week 17 start |
Thanks man. For sportsmanship, how about something like how Prince Fielder tipped his cap to (Reed Johnson was it??) after robbing him of the homerun? |
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| Author: | sjboyd0137 [ Fri Apr 15, 2011 9:43 am ] |
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cubbiegirlshamus wrote: You hamas loving baby bomb tosser can't bother to consider my nomination of that terrorist loving vagina making fun of shuster
you people are all the same nobody makes and sense of a well thought out nomination yet you turn in that 11 page thing about well meaning public educators trying to keep unqualified parents from letting their kids get fat |
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| Author: | Krazy Ivan [ Fri Apr 15, 2011 9:44 am ] |
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Darkside wrote: Thanks man. For sportsmanship, how about something like how Prince Fielder tipped his cap to (Reed Johnson was it??) after robbing him of the homerun? That would work. Anything would be better than "Hey coach, I did touch the ball last". That's not sportsmanship and you're teaching kids the wrong thing. Calls are left up to the referee. It's not like you're cheating or anything, so wtf. And RFDC... I've said my peace as far as Mac goes. It would have been overkill to go into that again. He doesn't deserve the amouint of exposure he got here this week... |
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| Author: | Ugueth Will Shiv You [ Fri Apr 15, 2011 9:48 am ] |
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Krazy Ivan wrote: Glad to have one of the greatest board gimmicks back where it belongs. Fuck anybody who feels the need to send PM's or bitch about not having something included... If only you had the same fire and passion for another Friday thread... 
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| Author: | Krazy Ivan [ Fri Apr 15, 2011 9:49 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Douchebag of the Week (Triumphant Return!) Week 17 start |
Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote: Krazy Ivan wrote: Glad to have one of the greatest board gimmicks back where it belongs. Fuck anybody who feels the need to send PM's or bitch about not having something included... If only you had the same fire and passion for another Friday thread... If you bring it back amd it's as good as it once was, I'll lead the charge yo... |
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| Author: | Terry's Peeps [ Fri Apr 15, 2011 10:27 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Douchebag of the Week (Triumphant Return!) Week 17 start |
Thank God DBOTW is back. Douchebag is sick of having to pick his own avatars  School lunch police got the vote. |
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| Author: | Douchebag [ Fri Apr 15, 2011 10:38 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Douchebag of the Week (Triumphant Return!) Week 17 start |
Terry's Peeps wrote: Thank God DBOTW is back. Douchebag is sick of having to pick his own avatars I've been getting lazy. This week could be a challenge. How can I find a thin picture of Mac? 
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Fri Apr 15, 2011 10:40 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Douchebag of the Week (Triumphant Return!) Week 17 start |
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| Author: | Krazy Ivan [ Fri Apr 15, 2011 10:41 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Douchebag of the Week (Triumphant Return!) Week 17 start |
Douchebag wrote: Terry's Peeps wrote: Thank God DBOTW is back. Douchebag is sick of having to pick his own avatars I've been getting lazy. This week could be a challenge. How can I find a thin picture of Mac? If you can find a way to capture the youtube, copper pot on the head image thing as a picture, you'll have a winner on your hands. I'm not good at that, but I'm sure someone here could easily do it... |
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| Author: | Guy Fieri [ Fri Apr 15, 2011 10:45 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Douchebag of the Week (Triumphant Return!) Week 17 start |
Thanks for startin' this up again! But one of my bros is gonna be pretty pissed that Onions, Cilantro, and Garlic didn't make the cut! That was a good call though. Those are great ingredients! Darkside- you're doin' it right! |
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Fri Apr 15, 2011 10:48 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Douchebag of the Week (Triumphant Return!) Week 17 start |
Guy Fieri wrote: But one of my bros is gonna be pretty pissed that Onions, Cilantro, and Garlic didn't make the cut!  
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| Author: | The Original Kid Cairo [ Fri Apr 15, 2011 11:22 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Douchebag of the Week (Triumphant Return!) Week 17 start |
My vote is for, "Fuck you Darkside!" Was that an option? |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Fri Apr 15, 2011 11:28 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Douchebag of the Week (Triumphant Return!) Week 17 start |
The Original Kid Cairo wrote: My vote is for, "Fuck you Darkside!" Was that an option? It could be if you bought me dinner. |
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| Author: | The Original Kid Cairo [ Fri Apr 15, 2011 12:05 pm ] |
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Darkside wrote: The Original Kid Cairo wrote: My vote is for, "Fuck you Darkside!" Was that an option? It could be if you bought me dinner.  
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| Author: | Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Fri Apr 15, 2011 12:08 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Douchebag of the Week (Triumphant Return!) Week 17 start |
Zombie CSFMB comes back to eat Mac's brains!  
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| Author: | beni hanna [ Mon Apr 18, 2011 11:26 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Douchebag of the Week (Triumphant Return!) Week 17 start |
It's great having this competition back. Douchebag's avatar has meaning again! |
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| Author: | spmack [ Mon Apr 18, 2011 12:22 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Douchebag of the Week (Triumphant Return!) Week 17 start |
Yeah I was tired of seeing Bosh. |
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| Author: | Douchebag [ Fri Apr 29, 2011 8:23 am ] |
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Is this thing dead again? I'm in need of an avatar change. |
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| Author: | sjboyd0137 [ Fri Apr 29, 2011 8:23 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Douchebag of the Week (Triumphant Return!) Week 17 start |
Douchebag wrote: Is this thing dead again? I'm in need of an avatar change. Might I suggest a cartoon panther? |
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| Author: | Brick [ Fri Apr 29, 2011 8:24 am ] |
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Darkside is gone. Maybe he's started this contest up on Sports Houting. |
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| Author: | sjboyd0137 [ Fri Apr 29, 2011 8:36 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Douchebag of the Week (Triumphant Return!) Week 17 start |
immessedup17 wrote: DBOTW now on Facebook! Board members once again allowed |
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