What you are doing now is not what you used to do. You need it for the fame, but your fact checkers are gone. Life is simply not as you say.

Is Beloit a graduate school or something?

They have kids born in 1980 entering college in 2002

The Class of 2002 would have been born in 1980.

Their lifetime has always included AIDS.
They never had a polio shot, and likely, do not know what it is.
Atari pre-dates them, as do vinyl albums.
The expression "you sound like a broken record" means nothing to them.
They have likely never played Pac Man, and have never heard of "Pong."
As far as they know, stamps have always cost about 32 cents.
They have always had an answering machine.
Most have never seen a TV set with only 13 channels, nor have they seen a black & white TV.
They have always had cable.
There have always been VCRs, but they have no idea what Beta is.
Roller-skating has always meant in-line for them.
"The Tonight Show" has always been with Jay Leno.
They never heard the terms "Where's the Beef?", "I'd walk a mile for a Camel" or "De plane, de plane!"
They do not care who shot J.R. and have no idea who J.R. is.
The Titanic was found? I thought we always knew where it was.
Michael Jackson has always been white.
There has always been MTV, and it has always included non-musical shows.





Those are all wrong for a person born in 1980.

What? did you do the list Doc?

Im just sayin/ Tony's Deli

Your complaint has never known a world where people paid for AOL email.

A young good dolphin was recruited to play baseball by Beloit College. I did not return the inquiry.

I'm sure that both me and Spanky know of a few Rockford guys that were given football scholarships to Beloit College. I sat next to guy in English class who said Beloit offered him a scholarship, but I think he ended up at Augustana.

and MTV was all music all the time before the Real World debuted in the 90's

I'm sure that both me and Spanky know of a few Rockford guys that were given football scholarships to Beloit College. I sat next to guy in English class who said Beloit offered him a scholarship, but I think he ended up at Augustana.

Their lifetime has always included AIDS.
They never had a polio shot, and likely, do not know what it is.
Atari pre-dates them, as do vinyl albums.
The expression "you sound like a broken record" means nothing to them.
They have likely never played Pac Man, and have never heard of "Pong."
As far as they know, stamps have always cost about 32 cents.
They have always had an answering machine.
Most have never seen a TV set with only 13 channels, nor have they seen a black & white TV.
They have always had cable.
There have always been VCRs, but they have no idea what Beta is.
Roller-skating has always meant in-line for them.
"The Tonight Show" has always been with Jay Leno.
They never heard the terms "Where's the Beef?", "I'd walk a mile for a Camel" or "De plane, de plane!"
They do not care who shot J.R. and have no idea who J.R. is.
The Titanic was found? I thought we always knew where it was.
Michael Jackson has always been white.
There has always been MTV, and it has always included non-musical shows.





Those are all wrong for a person born in 1980.

Johnny Carson was massively better than Jay Leno. Just a random thought.

I don't even know if they give out scholarships. All I know is I wasn't going there (even though I heard it is a pretty good school with a nice campus).

I wonder how different this place would be if it were called "Benoit College".

Had an ex that went there; said it was fine, but they give certain directions to new students so they did not drive through the not so nice side of Beloit...if there is such a thing....

Students with small peenuses, missing teeth, and a penchant for violently angry outbursts would be more than welcome. One of the courses teaches students how to choke out women and tiny humans.

Perhaps 6'7" former Utah Jazz small forwards would be welcome as well.

not quite:





given your avatar, i assume you already know this. i was just looking for a valid reason to post photos of ken ober and mario joyner.

The ones in red are wrong.