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PostPosted: Fri Aug 31, 2012 11:03 am 
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What the hell is wrong with you people? Falling over a railing is bad. Stop doing it!

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Fan falls to death at Texans stadium in Houston

HOUSTON (AP) -- A 25-year-old fan died after tumbling off an escalator from the fifth to ground floor while attending a preseason Houston Texans' game at Reliant Stadium, city police said Friday.
The man fell during the Thursday game between the Texans and the Minnesota Vikings, Reliant Stadium officials said in a statement.
Houston Police Department spokesman John Cannon said he could not identify the man until his family had been informed. He said the circumstances of the fall and what the man was doing at the time were still under investigation. The fan fell from the fifth-floor escalator to the ground floor, Cannon said.
''He was transported to Memorial Hermann Hospital after we had had some fans get the attention of some Houston police officers who were nearby where the body fell,'' Cannon said.
Police consider the death accidental, Cannon said.
The Houston Medical Examiner's Office confirmed in an email Friday that it had received the body. The medical examiner's website said the man died in a Houston emergency room.
In 2011, a firefighter attending a Texas Rangers game in Arlington died when he fell from the left field stands while reaching for a baseball tossed his way by All-Star outfielder Josh Hamilton.
Shannon Stone fell about 20 feet onto concrete when he tumbled over the left-field railing after catching the ball and falling into an area out of sight from the field as the Rangers faced Oakland. Cooper Stone, his 9-year-old son, witnessed the fall during the second inning.
In April, a statue of Stone and his son was dedicated to Rangers fans in front of the home plate gate at Rangers Ballpark in Arlington. Railings also were raised throughout the ballpark before this season.

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 31, 2012 11:15 am 
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 Post subject: Re: Texas Sports Fans
PostPosted: Fri Aug 31, 2012 11:18 am 
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at least they're keeping the statue industry employed

:lol: :lol:

Building a statue for that idiot who Josh Hamilton killed might have been the worst person to ever make a statue for. Harold Baines has moved down to second worst all time now.

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Did they get it on camera like the other one?


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Was he wearing flip flops?


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:lol: :lol: :lol:

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I have been to that stadium and I seem to recall the escalators being excessively complicated. It was much worse than the system at Comiskey, but who knows I was drunk both entering and leaving the stadium so I might be biased.

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Hank Scorpio wrote:
I have been to that stadium and I seem to recall the escalators being excessively complicated.

Did they have random spots where people were thrown over an edge and down 5 stories with no railing to save you?

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Hank Scorpio wrote:
I have been to that stadium and I seem to recall the escalators being excessively complicated. .


Oh yeah, sometimes at Sears I would pass out from the pressure of trying to figure out the escalators, totally understandable


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rogers park bryan wrote:
Hank Scorpio wrote:
I have been to that stadium and I seem to recall the escalators being excessively complicated. .


Oh yeah, sometimes at Sears I would pass out from the pressure of trying to figure out the escalators, totally understandable



The stepping off part at the end gets me every time. THER'S GOT TO BE A BETTER WAY!!!

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Hank Scorpio wrote:
I have been to that stadium and I seem to recall the escalators being excessively complicated.

Did they have random spots where people were thrown over an edge and down 5 stories with no railing to save you?


I remember it seemed like the escalators were just running in mid air and it was single file and I was surrounded by drunk Texans. I think falling off them would be pretty easy. If you were really drunk and being stupid I can see it happening. Or if you were sober and drunken idiots were screwing around.

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Jerks :twisted:

I meant that there were multiple levels and you kept winding around and they were all high in the air and very narrow. And I was drunk. At the time I took note that it seemed way too complex.

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Krazy Ivan wrote:
rogers park bryan wrote:
Hank Scorpio wrote:
I have been to that stadium and I seem to recall the escalators being excessively complicated. .


Oh yeah, sometimes at Sears I would pass out from the pressure of trying to figure out the escalators, totally understandable



The stepping off part at the end gets me every time. THER'S GOT TO BE A BETTER WAY!!!


for realz, when i was little that shit was terrifying


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 Post subject: Re: Texas Sports Fans
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I onlce got a shoelace caught in an escalator when I was a child. I thought the thing was going to eat me.

Why aren't either presidential campaigns talking about the dangers of escalators?

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Obama---Let me be clear. We are going to fix these escalators issues if the republicans would stop trying to block our elevator-only legislation! In 4 years you wont see another escalator in this country if I am re-elected.

Romney---Obama wants to take away your god given right to throw yourself off an escalator at football games. I dont know about you, but in MY America, the America you will get back when Paul Ryan and I are elected, you can take an escalator, elevator or the stairs. We are taking this country back from the elevator lobbyists!!

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Douchebag wrote:
IWhy aren't either presidential campaigns talking about the dangers of escalators?



That's not a bad idea.

Have Abe Vigoda get on stage and talk to an escalator on your behalf. Boom....you're the next President...

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Krazy Ivan wrote:
Douchebag wrote:
IWhy aren't either presidential campaigns talking about the dangers of escalators?



That's not a bad idea.

Have Abe Vigoda get on stage and talk to an escalator on your behalf. Boom....you're the next President...

Clint Eastwood would take his 357 out and shoot the fuck out of Abe.

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Like that would kill the undead... :lol:

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Hawg Ass wrote:
Krazy Ivan wrote:
Douchebag wrote:
IWhy aren't either presidential campaigns talking about the dangers of escalators?



That's not a bad idea.

Have Abe Vigoda get on stage and talk to an escalator on your behalf. Boom....you're the next President...

Clint Eastwood would take his 357 out and shoot the fuck out of Abe.

If last night was any indication he'd probably accidentally pull out a piece of broccoli thinking its his gun


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rogers park bryan wrote:
Hawg Ass wrote:
Krazy Ivan wrote:
Douchebag wrote:
IWhy aren't either presidential campaigns talking about the dangers of escalators?



That's not a bad idea.

Have Abe Vigoda get on stage and talk to an escalator on your behalf. Boom....you're the next President...

Clint Eastwood would take his 357 out and shoot the fuck out of Abe.

If last night was any indication he'd probably accidentally pull out a piece of broccoli thinking its his gun


I think he could still kill Abe Vigoda with a piece of broccoli

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Did they get it on camera like the other one?

I think all gif's of that incident last year have been confiscated. I can't find them anywhere.

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