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PostPosted: Tue Sep 04, 2012 2:05 pm 
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We had about twenty people, including kids, to our house on Saturday. My neighbor and his family came over. As soon as he came over, I could tell that he was sick, by the congestion and phlegm, when he spoke. He assured me that he was no longer sick, despite the cold symptoms that he displayed. Today, I have a house full of sick people, including two children (23 months, and 3 months old). I am the only one in the house that isn't sick....yet. My older son just threw up all over his crib.

I might just punch my neighbor in the face the next time I see him.

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Just leave an empty pizza box outside your door, it drives people insane.

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 Post subject: Re: My neighbor
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Good fences make good neighbors. 15 foot arbor vitae and good fences make great neighbors

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Good fences make good neighbors. 15 foot arbor vitae and good fences make great neighbors


A moat full of alligators might be what I need. I should ask Dr. Ken who built his.

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 Post subject: Re: My neighbor
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Just leave an empty pizza box outside your door, it drives people insane.

:lol: Is this in regards to my situation I had a few years ago?

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 Post subject: Re: My neighbor
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100% agree with this. I can't stand when people feel they need to show up to a party when they are sick. Seriously stay your ass at home.

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 Post subject: Re: My neighbor
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I thought you were only contagious before you are sick, not during?

arborvitae...one word.

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 Post subject: Re: My neighbor
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Here's a tip: Don't have 20 people over to your house. In general,people suck. Use this board as exhibit A.

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 Post subject: Re: My neighbor
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Chus wrote:
We had about twenty people, including kids, to our house on Saturday. My neighbor and his family came over. As soon as he came over, I could tell that he was sick, by the congestion and phlegm, when he spoke. He assured me that he was no longer sick, despite the cold symptoms that he displayed. Today, I have a house full of sick people, including two children (23 months, and 3 months old). I am the only one in the house that isn't sick....yet. My older son just threw up all over his crib.

I might just punch my neighbor in the face the next time I see him.


You never know how they got sick or what they got sick from, but if that guy was sick and fucked everything up I would certainly crap on his front porch. There is nothing wrong with telling someone you can't come over for a party or something if you're sick and there are children (esp. really young ones) around. I've done it and my friends with kids appreciate that I will sit out whatever event they have because I don't want to get their twins or triplets sick.

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 Post subject: Re: My neighbor
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SomeGuy wrote:
Chus wrote:
We had about twenty people, including kids, to our house on Saturday. My neighbor and his family came over. As soon as he came over, I could tell that he was sick, by the congestion and phlegm, when he spoke. He assured me that he was no longer sick, despite the cold symptoms that he displayed. Today, I have a house full of sick people, including two children (23 months, and 3 months old). I am the only one in the house that isn't sick....yet. My older son just threw up all over his crib.

I might just punch my neighbor in the face the next time I see him.


You never know how they got sick or what they got sick from, but if that guy was sick and fucked everything up I would certainly crap on his front porch. There is nothing wrong with telling someone you can't come over for a party or something if you're sick and there are children (esp. really young ones) around. I've done it and my friends with kids appreciate that I will sit out whatever event they have because I don't want to get their twins or triplets sick.

Brains, use them.


Everybody here was fine on Saturday morning. My wife and kids have been getting sick one by one, since then.

I was thinking about dropping a deuce on his gas grill, or emptying the contents of a diaper on his windshield.

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 Post subject: Re: My neighbor
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Chris_in_joliet wrote:
100% agree with this. I can't stand when people feel they need to show up to a party when they are sick. Seriously stay your ass at home.

You just gave Ivan the perfect excuse when he doesn't want to show up for poker now.

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 Post subject: Re: My neighbor
PostPosted: Tue Sep 04, 2012 4:55 pm 
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Here's a tip: Don't have 20 people over to your house. In general,people suck. Use this board as exhibit A.


Amen, sister.

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 Post subject: Re: My neighbor
PostPosted: Tue Sep 04, 2012 4:57 pm 
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Don Tiny wrote:
jimmypasta wrote:
Here's a tip: Don't have 20 people over to your house. In general,people suck. Use this board as exhibit A.


Amen, sister.


Ahem,You are hinting about me being off the board for 2 months.

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 Post subject: Re: My neighbor
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jimmypasta wrote:
Don Tiny wrote:
jimmypasta wrote:
Here's a tip: Don't have 20 people over to your house. In general,people suck. Use this board as exhibit A.


Amen, sister.


Ahem,You are hinting about me being off the board for 2 months.


I am ?!? I was just being my curmudgeony self by agreeing it best to eschew company in one's home.

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 Post subject: Re: My neighbor
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jimmypasta wrote:
Here's a tip: Don't have 20 people over to your house. In general,people suck. Use this board as exhibit A.

I agree. And you can use yourself in the porn thread as exhibit A-1.


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 Post subject: Re: My neighbor
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Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:
Just leave an empty pizza box outside your door, it drives people insane.

:lol: Is this in regards to my situation I had a few years ago?


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