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Author:  Ugueth Will Shiv You [ Tue Sep 18, 2012 1:39 pm ]
Post subject:  Yunel Escobar

Dipshit displayed a homophobic slur on his eye black at a recent Blue Jays game. Will address the media later this afternoon.

http://mlb.sbnation.com/2012/9/17/3350174/yunel-escobar-eye-black-homophobic-slur-spanish

Author:  SomeGuy [ Tue Sep 18, 2012 1:42 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Yunel Escobar

He needs to be arrested and eye black must be banned, now.

Author:  spmack [ Tue Sep 18, 2012 1:43 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Yunel Escobar

Doesn't surprise me. Escobar seemed prickish when he played for the Braves.

Author:  Douchebag [ Tue Sep 18, 2012 1:44 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Yunel Escobar

He could always get a job at Chick Fil A when he's out of baseball.

Author:  Hatchetman [ Tue Sep 18, 2012 1:44 pm ]
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burrito?

Author:  Urlacher's missing neck [ Tue Sep 18, 2012 1:48 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Yunel Escobar

Why would he write that on his eye black sticker? I think he lost a bet to a teammate that made him do it. Kinda weird that no one made him remove it.

Author:  Apologist [ Tue Sep 18, 2012 1:50 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Yunel Escobar

Douchebag wrote:
He could always get a job at Chick Fil A when he's out of baseball.

That may be sooner than he thinks. The knock on him has always been talented but a head case. Rumblings of a suspension, could a DFA be far off? Granted, I don't know the pulse of the Toronto burrito landscape by any means, or how PC the media in Canada are.

Author:  beni hanna [ Tue Sep 18, 2012 1:50 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Yunel Escobar

Yunel Escobar = Cuban John Rocker

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Tue Sep 18, 2012 2:09 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Yunel Escobar

Keeping Score wrote:
immessedup17 wrote:
What did it say? joto?


“Tu ere maricon” written in black in his face. The message, which when translated to English means ‘You’re a fa$#ot’

It also means "You're a pussy" in some circles. Which I guess he'll be using as justification.

Weird thing to write, no matter what he meant.

Author:  SHARK [ Tue Sep 18, 2012 2:37 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Yunel Escobar

The Blue Jays have suspended SS Yunel Escobar 3 games.

Author:  Chris_in_joliet [ Tue Sep 18, 2012 2:39 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Yunel Escobar

3 games for that? Man did he get bent over.

Author:  spmack [ Tue Sep 18, 2012 2:55 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Yunel Escobar

immessedup17 wrote:
Chris_in_joliet wrote:
3 games for that? Man did he get bent over.

He found it hard to swallow.

I hear that he's choked up over the situation.

Author:  Terry's Peeps [ Tue Sep 18, 2012 2:56 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Yunel Escobar

He got f'd in the a.

Author:  Urlacher's missing neck [ Tue Sep 18, 2012 2:58 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Yunel Escobar

Keeping Score wrote:
I'm not finding any of this very funny.

Either is Blue Jay legend Robby Alomar.

Author:  Douchebag [ Tue Sep 18, 2012 2:59 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Yunel Escobar

Terry's Peeps wrote:
He got f'd in the a.

Image

Author:  Apologist [ Tue Sep 18, 2012 3:01 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Yunel Escobar

more like,

Terry's Peeps wrote:
He got f'd in the a.


Image

Author:  Terry's Peeps [ Tue Sep 18, 2012 3:02 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Yunel Escobar

Douchebag wrote:
Terry's Peeps wrote:
He got f'd in the a.

Image

Image

Author:  Douchebag [ Tue Sep 18, 2012 3:03 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Yunel Escobar

Keeping Score wrote:
This thing really chaps my ass.

I can give you some pointers on how to fix that.

Author:  Terry's Peeps [ Tue Sep 18, 2012 3:04 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Yunel Escobar

You want someone to chas your ass?

Author:  lipidquadcab [ Tue Sep 18, 2012 3:04 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Yunel Escobar

I'm glad I didn't see that first tweet of theirs out of context, or I would have thought Toronto was anti-elipsis...

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Tue Sep 18, 2012 3:14 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Yunel Escobar

Terry's Peeps wrote:
You want someone to chas your ass?
If only somebody could give him a hand with that.

Author:  Terry's Peeps [ Tue Sep 18, 2012 3:15 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Yunel Escobar

Frank Coztansa wrote:
Terry's Peeps wrote:
You want someone to chas your ass?
If only somebody could give him a hand with that.


:thumleft:

Author:  Hawg Ass [ Tue Sep 18, 2012 3:19 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Yunel Escobar

Terry's Peeps wrote:
Frank Coztansa wrote:
Terry's Peeps wrote:
You want someone to chas your ass?
If only somebody could give him a hand with that.


:thumleft:

No,no, no that's a thumb.

Author:  Terry's Peeps [ Tue Sep 18, 2012 3:21 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Yunel Escobar

To chas an ass, you only need a thumb.

:pig:

Author:  Apologist [ Tue Sep 18, 2012 3:27 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Yunel Escobar

immessedup17 wrote:
Apologist wrote:
Image

I used to try to throw a 12-6.

They looked like that. :lol:

He could say it was his attempt at the eephus. Come to think of it, that is LITERALLY 12-6 :lol: Zito does have a hell of a curve... normally. Obviously some grip issues here. Maybe he can borrow some of Joel Peralta's pine tar...

Author:  FavreFan [ Tue Sep 18, 2012 3:27 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Yunel Escobar

I don't think he got fucked over. If it said You're a fagg0t in English im guessing it would be more than 3 games.

Author:  Ugueth Will Shiv You [ Wed Sep 19, 2012 8:19 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Yunel Escobar

FavreFan wrote:
I don't think he got fucked over. If it said You're a fagg0t in English im guessing it would be more than 3 games.


Is that the going rate these days?

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