Bros, the Stylie can hold it in no longer. This motherfucker is the most agitating fantasy football player ever. And I don't even know the assbag doucher! It's one of Trev Dog's bros. He and Brendan are all, "Wayne, the Fog is totes cool bromide." I'm all, "No?" And they're all, "Don't be sad."

Seriously this dude is weaksauce for realsies. First of all the name of his team sucks monkey dicks. "Stafford Infection"? Fuckin' Lions fan, bro. What happened to that hot chick that was kicked out of that game once? Me and my bros got a lot of laughs out of this one. But this asswipe has RGIII and fuckin' Ogletree, fuckin' Amendola...like he is cheating the fuck out of this shit! I know it. He's pickin' up players like he knows when they'll have good games. And he talks SO MUCH SHIT, BRO!

So he beats me by 40 points and he posts "KUSH LASH, BRAH!" this morning. And I had fucking Manning last night. BITCH! The fuck?

He's totes pushin' my last nerve, bro. My team, NoWayneNoGain, has made the playoffs every fuckin' year since '04 when all my bros started playing FF. And I won the whole thing 3 times since then. And this little BITCH is fuckin' my shit up.

Plus I hear he got VD from Carli Barnhart back in junior year...I think he went to Mooseheart, the little bitch. Vocational educated dicksmacker.

I'll still prolly win and shit, he just pisses me off. I told Brendan to keep a watch on that little bitch. He goes, "Hey Stylie, I'll take away your keepers and ice the shit out you bro." I'm gonna strangle his ass with my Livestrong bracelet for reals.

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