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Author:  Jaw Breaker [ Wed Oct 03, 2012 8:38 am ]
Post subject:  Lifelock
This scam company is going public today. The CEO is the douche who broadcasts his SSN on the radio to make it sound like his identity-theft service is worth a monthly subscription fee. The company basically just notifies the credit bureaus that your SSN should be on "fraud alert," which prevents anyone from opening new accounts (including you). I think Illinois and the FTC actually sued them for false advertising.

This stock is slated to begin trading at $9 this morning. I can't wait to short it.
Author:  SomeGuy [ Wed Oct 03, 2012 8:45 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Lifelock
Jaw Breaker wrote:
This scam company is going public today. The CEO is the douche who broadcasts his SSN on the radio to make it sound like his identity-theft service is worth a monthly subscription fee. The company basically just notifies the credit bureaus that your SSN should be on "fraud alert," which prevents anyone from opening new accounts (including you). I think Illinois and the FTC actually sued them for false advertising.

This stock is slated to begin trading at $9 this morning. I can't wait to short it.


Another garbage company with an inflated IPO.

This CEO is the same clown that drove his SSN around, bragged about his service being impenetrable and then promptly had his SSN number stolen.

No thanks.
Author:  Killer V [ Wed Oct 03, 2012 10:28 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Lifelock
His identity has been stolen at least 13 times.

The company doesn't do anything you can't do yourself with a couple of phone calls.
Author:  Ugueth Will Shiv You [ Wed Oct 03, 2012 10:34 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Lifelock
Killer V wrote:
His identity has been stolen at least 13 times.

The company doesn't do anything you can't do yourself with a couple of phone calls.


Never underestimate the money people will spend for the false notion of security.
Author:  KDdidit [ Wed Oct 03, 2012 11:01 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Lifelock
Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote:
Killer V wrote:
His identity has been stolen at least 13 times.

The company doesn't do anything you can't do yourself with a couple of phone calls.


Never underestimate the money people will spend for the false notion of security.

I'm looking at you Comcast Home Security!
Author:  Douchebag [ Wed Oct 03, 2012 11:03 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Lifelock
KDdidit wrote:
Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote:
Killer V wrote:
His identity has been stolen at least 13 times.

The company doesn't do anything you can't do yourself with a couple of phone calls.


Never underestimate the money people will spend for the false notion of security.

I'm looking at you Comcast Home Security!

The Bulls/Bucks tickets I bought yesterday and selected the print at home option, wanted to know if I wanted to protect my tickets for about $8 extra. :lol: :lol:

Why would I buy insurance for a ticket that I can just reprint if I lose it?
Author:  Don Tiny [ Wed Oct 03, 2012 11:21 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Lifelock
Jaw Breaker wrote:
This scam company is going public today. The CEO is the douche who broadcasts his SSN on the radio to make it sound like his identity-theft service is worth a monthly subscription fee. The company basically just notifies the credit bureaus that your SSN should be on "fraud alert," which prevents anyone from opening new accounts (including you). I think Illinois and the FTC actually sued them for false advertising.

This stock is slated to begin trading at $9 this morning. I can't wait to short it.



Lifelock - the 2012 "Eastern Airlines" award for invenstment value
Author:  Frontman [ Wed Oct 03, 2012 4:58 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Lifelock
"Learn how to avoid rip offs. Send 10 dollars to......"
Author:  A7X [ Wed Oct 03, 2012 5:18 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Lifelock
Frontman wrote:
"Learn how to avoid rip offs. Send 10 dollars to......"


That's a line from the highly underrated Dennis Miller comedy album The Off White Album. Sure the material is dated, but it's on my iPod, and I listen to it at least twice a year. I've got both of Eddie Murphy's comedy albums, and Sam Kinison's first two albums.
Author:  Frontman [ Thu Oct 04, 2012 9:04 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Lifelock
A7X wrote:
Frontman wrote:
"Learn how to avoid rip offs. Send 10 dollars to......"


That's a line from the highly underrated Dennis Miller comedy album The Off White Album. Sure the material is dated, but it's on my iPod, and I listen to it at least twice a year. I've got both of Eddie Murphy's comedy albums, and Sam Kinison's first two albums.


That was an awesome album. Between that, his comments on Germany reuniting, and then the Pope's rant on his assassin; its pure comedy gold.
Author:  Ugueth Will Shiv You [ Thu Oct 04, 2012 9:16 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Lifelock
If this guy really wanted to win friends and encourage people he would just post his W-2 on the internet and reap the benefits.
Author:  Krazy Ivan [ Thu Oct 04, 2012 10:48 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Lifelock
Take my identity........please.
Author:  Douchebag [ Thu Oct 04, 2012 10:49 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Lifelock
Krazy Ivan wrote:
Take my identity........please.

Can I steal your partially white credit?
Author:  Krazy Ivan [ Thu Oct 04, 2012 10:57 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Lifelock
Douchebag wrote:
Krazy Ivan wrote:
Take my identity........please.

Can I steal your partially white credit?


Its been tainted...
Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Thu Oct 04, 2012 11:02 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Lifelock
Krazy Ivan wrote:
Take my identity........please.
This could only make your posts here better.
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