Should be a douche for being in New Lenox. Sorry, Spanky and Don's Piracy.

No, he was on the road and swerved to avoid some type of wild life. Unfortunately, he overcompensated the correction, lost control of his vehicle, and barreled into the corn field.

New Lenox......I love Country Charm, went to Central, smoked weed out in a field somewhere around there, White Horse?

It's no Frankfort, that's for certain.

Dozens of people every century are permanently crippled by combines. That is no lie.

Dozens of people every century are permanently crippled by combines. That is no lie.

Officer, people will come officer. They'll come to New Lenox for reasons they can't even fathom. *hiccup* They'll turn up your driveway not knowing for sure why they're doing it. They'll arrive at the bar as innocent as a child, longing for the past. *burp* Of course, we won't mind if you look around, you'll say. It's only $20 per person. They'll pass over the money without even thinking about it: for it is money they have and peace they lack. And they'll walk out to the bleachers; *hiccup* sit in shirtsleeves on a perfect afternoon. They'll find they have reserved seats somewhere along one of the baselines, where they sat when they were children and cheered their heroes. And they'll watch the game and it'll be as if they dipped themselves in magic waters. The memories will be so thick they'll have to brush them away from their faces. *burp* People will come, officer. The one constant through all the years, officer, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, officer. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again. Oh... people will come officer. People will most definitely come. *belch*

Should be a douche for being in New Lenox. Sorry, Spanky and Don's Piracy.

New Lenox sucks.

You think New Lenox cops are bad you should try Westmont

He should definitely claim that he swerved to avoid a raccoon, then slugged down the vodka to calm his nerves after the crash.

Swerving to avoid a deer during the rut is very plausible and drinking a bottle to calm the nerves ...solid defense...I avoid all those areas out that way..Frankfort/mokena and new lenox and orland park.. nothing for the cops to do but give duis.