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Author:  SpiralStairs [ Sun Oct 28, 2012 5:54 pm ]
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So Mr. Stairs and his SO attended a Halloween party at a friend's house last night, a dozen people had RSVP'ed and I spoke to a few who indicated that they would indeed be attending the party. We arrive around 8 and are the only ones there, which is fine as we expect people to filter in throughout the night. Time goes by and only two other couples show up. Of the eight people who didn't show only one had the decency to call and offer a half-assed explanation of why they couldn't attend. How is it possible that seven mother fuckers don't understand the concept of human courtesy? Not one text or phone call from any of these asshats.

Author:  Urlacher's missing neck [ Sun Oct 28, 2012 5:55 pm ]
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Way too comfortable to not be a mult. KS.....you have your assignment.

Author:  doug - evergreen park [ Sun Oct 28, 2012 6:02 pm ]
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Mult or not, those people are assholes for not calling/texting.

Author:  Peoria Matt [ Sun Oct 28, 2012 6:29 pm ]
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Absolutely agree. Common courtesy is a thing of the past. Rudeness is in. Same category as running a red light, not using a turn signal....etc.

Author:  W_Z [ Sun Oct 28, 2012 6:33 pm ]
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let the noob speak. he is wise.

Author:  SomeGuy [ Sun Oct 28, 2012 6:35 pm ]
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I like this SpiralStairs and what he brings to our little corner of the internet.

Author:  Don Tiny [ Sun Oct 28, 2012 8:22 pm ]
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Urlacher's missing neck wrote:
Way too comfortable to not be a mult. KS.....you have your assignment.


I swear to you, exactly - 100% - my thought as I clicked on the link .... too comfortable ....

Author:  Hank Scorpio [ Sun Oct 28, 2012 10:14 pm ]
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He said he was a long time lurker. I was the same way, only Beni gave me the benefit of the doubt and for that I salute him as a true visionary.

Author:  Don Tiny [ Sun Oct 28, 2012 10:16 pm ]
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Hank Scorpio wrote:
He said he was a long time lurker. I was the same way, only Beni gave me the benefit of the doubt and for that I salute him as a true visionary.


I don't know ... if UMN and I are independently coming to the same conclusion for the same reason in the same wording then I think that's in the Bible and that hurricane is going to forcibly rape the country into falling under Sharia Law well before the next manned mission to the moon is ever planned.

Author:  Hank Scorpio [ Sun Oct 28, 2012 10:19 pm ]
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Don Tiny wrote:
Hank Scorpio wrote:
He said he was a long time lurker. I was the same way, only Beni gave me the benefit of the doubt and for that I salute him as a true visionary.


I don't know ... if UMN and I are independently coming to the same conclusion for the same reason in the same wording then I think that's in the Bible and that hurricane is going to forcibly rape the country into falling under Sharia Law well before the next manned mission to the moon is ever planned.


Hard not to argue...

Author:  Don Tiny [ Sun Oct 28, 2012 10:31 pm ]
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That turned out to be a bad idea to post because it really pushed me into the retard zone .... after I wrote it, it was time for my nightly injection, and long story short I did a pretty good job of fucking it up, likely because I was reviewing my post to help pass the time and it made me much dumber than usual. Honestly don't know whether to :evil: or :oops: or :cry: or :lol: ..... probably end up :aaargh: .

Author:  Hank Scorpio [ Sun Oct 28, 2012 10:33 pm ]
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Don Tiny wrote:
That turned out to be a bad idea to post because it really pushed me into the retard zone .... after I wrote it, it was time for my nightly injection, and long story short I did a pretty good job of fucking it up, likely because I was reviewing my post to help pass the time and it made me much dumber than usual. Honestly don't know whether to :evil: or :oops: or :cry: or :lol: ..... probably end up :aaargh: .


The :aaargh: is a very underused emoticon. I highly endorse it.

Author:  beervendor [ Sun Oct 28, 2012 10:34 pm ]
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Don Tiny wrote:
it was time for my nightly injection.

Heroin? Crack? CGS?

Author:  Hank Scorpio [ Sun Oct 28, 2012 10:35 pm ]
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beervendor wrote:
Don Tiny wrote:
it was time for my nightly injection.

Heroin? Crack? CGS?


Each option was worse than the one before it.

Author:  Don Tiny [ Sun Oct 28, 2012 10:39 pm ]
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lantus_Solostar


Image

Author:  beervendor [ Sun Oct 28, 2012 10:59 pm ]
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Hank Scorpio wrote:
beervendor wrote:
Don Tiny wrote:
it was time for my nightly injection.

Heroin? Crack? CGS?


Each option was worse than the one before it.

Depends how bad your condition is.

Don Tiny wrote:


So you're pregnant?

Author:  Don Tiny [ Sun Oct 28, 2012 11:16 pm ]
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Pregnant? :lol: No, I just look it.

Author:  Curious Hair [ Sun Oct 28, 2012 11:17 pm ]
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Being the only ones at a costume party seems particularly embarrassing.

Author:  Big Chicagoan [ Mon Oct 29, 2012 9:49 am ]
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Are you sure the other couples weren't dressed as furniture?

Author:  SpiralStairs [ Mon Oct 29, 2012 10:23 am ]
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Big Chicagoan wrote:
Are you sure the other couples weren't dressed as furniture?


Image

Author:  mcbrides [ Mon Oct 29, 2012 10:30 am ]
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Had the same problem at my party :evil: :evil:

Author:  redskingreg [ Mon Oct 29, 2012 10:55 am ]
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Agree with you, SS. I'm guilty of the "Sure, let's make plans, and then it's a horrible idea once the day of said plan arrives" but I still tough it out.

Author:  spmack [ Mon Oct 29, 2012 11:00 am ]
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There were a lot of people that came to MxdCookie's friend party. And if you all checked out what Cookie wore, consider yourselves lucky. :D

Author:  Hawg Ass [ Mon Oct 29, 2012 11:01 am ]
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spmack wrote:
There were a lot of people that came to MxdCookie's friend party. And if you all checked out what Cookie wore, consider yourselves lucky. :D

I did :shock:

Author:  Terry's Peeps [ Mon Oct 29, 2012 11:18 am ]
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Hawg Ass wrote:
spmack wrote:
There were a lot of people that came to MxdCookie's friend party. And if you all checked out what Cookie wore, consider yourselves lucky. :D

I did :shock:


Indeed.

Gave new meaning to packing heat.

Author:  redskingreg [ Mon Oct 29, 2012 11:21 am ]
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Terry's Peeps wrote:
Hawg Ass wrote:
spmack wrote:
There were a lot of people that came to MxdCookie's friend party. And if you all checked out what Cookie wore, consider yourselves lucky. :D

I did :shock:


Indeed.

Gave new meaning to packing heat.


Was she dressed a microwave? Hair dryer? Dryer? Heat packer?

Author:  Hawg Ass [ Mon Oct 29, 2012 11:23 am ]
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Terry's Peeps wrote:
Hawg Ass wrote:
spmack wrote:
There were a lot of people that came to MxdCookie's friend party. And if you all checked out what Cookie wore, consider yourselves lucky. :D

I did :shock:


Indeed.

Gave new meaning to packing heat.

:oops:

Author:  Chus [ Mon Oct 29, 2012 5:00 pm ]
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fT4ksLRbsRs

Frank Zappa - Flakes

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