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Author:  MattInTheCrown [ Tue Oct 30, 2012 9:31 am ]
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The worst thing about facebook is children. That's bad enough by itself, but to add insult to injury, is that new mothers for whatever reason get a massive thrill out of referring to themselves in third person as "mommy." My cousin's wife is a constant offender on this front, and it's drivin' me nuts (yar!). Mommy is such a burrito word to begin with. It should be outlawed. But going out of your way and speaking in third person to use it? Fuck you. Seriously, just fuck you.

Author:  Douchebag [ Tue Oct 30, 2012 9:33 am ]
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Quiet, Daddy.

Author:  Chris_in_joliet [ Tue Oct 30, 2012 9:36 am ]
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Someone's got mommy issues.

Author:  Krazy Ivan [ Tue Oct 30, 2012 9:39 am ]
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I refer to myself as bad bitch...

Author:  Phil McCracken [ Tue Oct 30, 2012 9:40 am ]
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOILKHmZBwc

Author:  RFDC [ Tue Oct 30, 2012 9:41 am ]
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Chris_in_joliet wrote:
Someone's got mommy issues.


:lol: That is how it read to me as well.

Author:  Spaulding [ Tue Oct 30, 2012 9:54 am ]
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Kids don't really understand possessive determiners or possessive adjectives til about 3 or so. You almost have to refer to yourself in the third person or them in the third person.

She might do it again when the kids get older and she is out of patience.

Author:  doug - evergreen park [ Tue Oct 30, 2012 9:56 am ]
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It depends on the situation... :wink:

Author:  RFDC [ Tue Oct 30, 2012 9:57 am ]
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doug - evergreen park wrote:
It depends on the situation... :wink:


:lol: Look at this guy. Guess Doug has his own set of mommy issues.

Author:  redskingreg [ Tue Oct 30, 2012 9:58 am ]
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlNyPwJZL2E

Author:  The Original Kid Cairo [ Tue Oct 30, 2012 10:00 am ]
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immessedup17 wrote:
I thoroughly enjoy mamacitas.

No you don't.

Author:  The Original Kid Cairo [ Tue Oct 30, 2012 10:07 am ]
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Oh, IMU...

Author:  The Original Kid Cairo [ Tue Oct 30, 2012 10:12 am ]
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I will be writing a five page essay presentation on the matter.

Author:  beni hanna [ Tue Oct 30, 2012 10:19 am ]
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But, it's part of an epic tune...

Mama's gonna make all of your
Nightmares come true
Mama's gonna put all of her fears into you
Mama's gonna keep you right here
Under her wing
She won't let you fly but she might let you sing
Mama will keep baby cosy and warm
Ooooh Babe Ooooh Babe Ooooh Babe
Of course Mama's gonna help build the wall

Author:  Phil McCracken [ Tue Oct 30, 2012 10:21 am ]
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Momma wrote:
Knock you out

Author:  The Original Kid Cairo [ Tue Oct 30, 2012 10:24 am ]
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Phil McCracken wrote:
Momma wrote:
Knock you out

:lol:

Author:  good dolphin [ Tue Oct 30, 2012 10:46 am ]
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redskingreg wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlNyPwJZL2E


you guys are just teasing me into posting a Blue Velvet clip

Author:  MattInTheCrown [ Tue Oct 30, 2012 11:07 am ]
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Spaulding wrote:
Kids don't really understand possessive determiners or possessive adjectives til about 3 or so. You almost have to refer to yourself in the third person or them in the third person.

She might do it again when the kids get older and she is out of patience.

Yeah, but her infant son does not use facebook. Also, there's no law requiring use of "mommy."

Author:  Urlacher's missing neck [ Tue Oct 30, 2012 11:17 am ]
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This is no worse than referring to yourself as Titus Young Sr. so no one confuses you on the football field with a 1 yr old kid.

Author:  Phil McCracken [ Tue Oct 30, 2012 11:17 am ]
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Urlacher's missing neck wrote:
This is no worse than referring to yourself as Titus Young Sr. so no one confuses you on the football field with a 1 yr old kid.

Nobody should trust the decision making of a guy with a doo doo swirl on top of their head.

Author:  SpiralStairs [ Tue Oct 30, 2012 6:57 pm ]
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I'm not going to start a separate thread for this but I would like to nominate people who refer to vegetables as "veggies" and congratulate someone with "congrats". Not as bad as dropping "OMG" or "LOL" into casual conversation, I know, but it bugs the crap out of me nonetheless.

Author:  W_Z [ Tue Oct 30, 2012 7:15 pm ]
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i'd tell their children not to walk my way.

Author:  Chus [ Wed Oct 31, 2012 9:20 am ]
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W_Z wrote:
i'd tell their children not to walk my way.


Tell your children not to hear my words
What they mean
What they say
Mother

Author:  good dolphin [ Wed Oct 31, 2012 11:31 am ]
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QC1DIN11ewU

Author:  Chus [ Wed Oct 31, 2012 11:39 am ]
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Image

Momma says that alligators are so ornery, because they have so many teeth, and no toothbrush.

Author:  Killer V [ Wed Oct 31, 2012 12:22 pm ]
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Tommy likey.

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