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Author: | MattInTheCrown [ Tue Oct 30, 2012 9:31 am ] |
Post subject: | Women who refer to themselves as "mommy" in third person |
The worst thing about facebook is children. That's bad enough by itself, but to add insult to injury, is that new mothers for whatever reason get a massive thrill out of referring to themselves in third person as "mommy." My cousin's wife is a constant offender on this front, and it's drivin' me nuts (yar!). Mommy is such a burrito word to begin with. It should be outlawed. But going out of your way and speaking in third person to use it? Fuck you. Seriously, just fuck you. |
Author: | Douchebag [ Tue Oct 30, 2012 9:33 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Women who refer to themselves as "mommy" in third person |
Quiet, Daddy. |
Author: | Chris_in_joliet [ Tue Oct 30, 2012 9:36 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Women who refer to themselves as "mommy" in third person |
Someone's got mommy issues. |
Author: | Krazy Ivan [ Tue Oct 30, 2012 9:39 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Women who refer to themselves as "mommy" in third person |
I refer to myself as bad bitch... |
Author: | Phil McCracken [ Tue Oct 30, 2012 9:40 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Women who refer to themselves as "mommy" in third person |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOILKHmZBwc |
Author: | RFDC [ Tue Oct 30, 2012 9:41 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Women who refer to themselves as "mommy" in third person |
Chris_in_joliet wrote: Someone's got mommy issues. That is how it read to me as well. |
Author: | Spaulding [ Tue Oct 30, 2012 9:54 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Women who refer to themselves as "mommy" in third person |
Kids don't really understand possessive determiners or possessive adjectives til about 3 or so. You almost have to refer to yourself in the third person or them in the third person. She might do it again when the kids get older and she is out of patience. |
Author: | doug - evergreen park [ Tue Oct 30, 2012 9:56 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Women who refer to themselves as "mommy" in third person |
It depends on the situation... |
Author: | RFDC [ Tue Oct 30, 2012 9:57 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Women who refer to themselves as "mommy" in third person |
doug - evergreen park wrote: It depends on the situation... Look at this guy. Guess Doug has his own set of mommy issues. |
Author: | redskingreg [ Tue Oct 30, 2012 9:58 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Women who refer to themselves as "mommy" in third person |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlNyPwJZL2E |
Author: | The Original Kid Cairo [ Tue Oct 30, 2012 10:00 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Women who refer to themselves as "mommy" in third person |
immessedup17 wrote: I thoroughly enjoy mamacitas. No you don't. |
Author: | The Original Kid Cairo [ Tue Oct 30, 2012 10:07 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Women who refer to themselves as "mommy" in third person |
Oh, IMU... |
Author: | The Original Kid Cairo [ Tue Oct 30, 2012 10:12 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Women who refer to themselves as "mommy" in third person |
I will be writing a five page essay presentation on the matter. |
Author: | beni hanna [ Tue Oct 30, 2012 10:19 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Women who refer to themselves as "mommy" in third person |
But, it's part of an epic tune... Mama's gonna make all of your Nightmares come true Mama's gonna put all of her fears into you Mama's gonna keep you right here Under her wing She won't let you fly but she might let you sing Mama will keep baby cosy and warm Ooooh Babe Ooooh Babe Ooooh Babe Of course Mama's gonna help build the wall |
Author: | Phil McCracken [ Tue Oct 30, 2012 10:21 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Women who refer to themselves as "mommy" in third person |
Momma wrote: Knock you out
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Author: | The Original Kid Cairo [ Tue Oct 30, 2012 10:24 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Women who refer to themselves as "mommy" in third person |
Phil McCracken wrote: Momma wrote: Knock you out |
Author: | good dolphin [ Tue Oct 30, 2012 10:46 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Women who refer to themselves as "mommy" in third person |
redskingreg wrote: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlNyPwJZL2E you guys are just teasing me into posting a Blue Velvet clip |
Author: | MattInTheCrown [ Tue Oct 30, 2012 11:07 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Women who refer to themselves as "mommy" in third person |
Spaulding wrote: Kids don't really understand possessive determiners or possessive adjectives til about 3 or so. You almost have to refer to yourself in the third person or them in the third person. She might do it again when the kids get older and she is out of patience. Yeah, but her infant son does not use facebook. Also, there's no law requiring use of "mommy." |
Author: | Urlacher's missing neck [ Tue Oct 30, 2012 11:17 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Women who refer to themselves as "mommy" in third person |
This is no worse than referring to yourself as Titus Young Sr. so no one confuses you on the football field with a 1 yr old kid. |
Author: | Phil McCracken [ Tue Oct 30, 2012 11:17 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Women who refer to themselves as "mommy" in third person |
Urlacher's missing neck wrote: This is no worse than referring to yourself as Titus Young Sr. so no one confuses you on the football field with a 1 yr old kid. Nobody should trust the decision making of a guy with a doo doo swirl on top of their head. |
Author: | SpiralStairs [ Tue Oct 30, 2012 6:57 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Women who refer to themselves as "mommy" in third person |
I'm not going to start a separate thread for this but I would like to nominate people who refer to vegetables as "veggies" and congratulate someone with "congrats". Not as bad as dropping "OMG" or "LOL" into casual conversation, I know, but it bugs the crap out of me nonetheless. |
Author: | W_Z [ Tue Oct 30, 2012 7:15 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Women who refer to themselves as "mommy" in third person |
i'd tell their children not to walk my way. |
Author: | Chus [ Wed Oct 31, 2012 9:20 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Women who refer to themselves as "mommy" in third person |
W_Z wrote: i'd tell their children not to walk my way. Tell your children not to hear my words What they mean What they say Mother |
Author: | good dolphin [ Wed Oct 31, 2012 11:31 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Women who refer to themselves as "mommy" in third person |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QC1DIN11ewU |
Author: | Chus [ Wed Oct 31, 2012 11:39 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Women who refer to themselves as "mommy" in third person |
Momma says that alligators are so ornery, because they have so many teeth, and no toothbrush. |
Author: | Killer V [ Wed Oct 31, 2012 12:22 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Women who refer to themselves as "mommy" in third person |
Tommy likey. |
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