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Author:  Brick [ Thu Nov 15, 2012 10:38 am ]
Post subject:  Old Wednesday Shoppers!
Get back to your nursing home and stop writing checks in front of me to get your 10% senior discount.
Author:  Douchebag [ Thu Nov 15, 2012 10:38 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Old Wednesday Shoppers
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Author:  Don Tiny [ Thu Nov 15, 2012 10:47 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Old Wednesday Shoppers!
CSFMB Rivals:

BRick & Ken
BRick & Reason
BRick & Terry
Author:  Frontman [ Thu Nov 15, 2012 2:47 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Old Wednesday Shoppers!
The worst are those who drive themselves. If I ruled the world, I'd have a few laws on the books:

If you can remember a time without cars, you shouldn't be driving.

If you can only see to drive between the steering wheel and the dashboard, you shouldn't be driving.

If you are a mouth breather, you shouldn't be driving.

If your mouth hangs open because of confusion, you shouldn't be driving.

If your hair is silver with a purple tint, definitely shouldn't be driving.

If "colored" people scare you, you shouldn't be driving.

If you only venture out of the house on Wednesdays and Sundays, you shouldn't be driving.

If doing the speed limit is terrifying for you, you shouldn't be driving.

If you drive like your constantly looking for an address, you shouldn't be driving.

If you could start a forest fire by holding up your glasses to the sun, you shouldn't be driving.

If you remember the radio show "Fibber McGee and Molly," just no, don't drive.
Author:  Krazy Ivan [ Thu Nov 15, 2012 4:16 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Old Wednesday Shoppers!
Frontman Foxworthy...
Author:  W_Z [ Thu Nov 15, 2012 8:37 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Old Wednesday Shoppers!
Krazy Ivan wrote:
Frontman Foxworthy...


:lol:
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