This ignorant fuck is up at all hours of the day on his cell phone outside his apartment building which is next to my window. The stupid fuck is out there today at 6am and last Monday night was out there at 330 am talking. He also routinely has Parties on week nights and they take a "smoke" break like clock work every hour for about twenty minutes. Also the girls he has out there with him look like some of the strung out polish strippers beardown is fond of.

Talk to the landlord about it.

Its not his building. It the building across from us. There is a fence that divides the properties. In fact I found out by calling the cops one night, the fence is actually the dividing line between two suburbs. So after calling two different police departments no one would come out. Well the second apartment said they would but didn't.

What do the quotes mean? Is he your neighbor or not?

Nothing a few calls to the cops won't fix.

Why would you call the cops? What laws was he breaking?

Disturbing the peace

Light something on fire and they will show up.

I'll be right over, what is the address?

Yeah, next poker game, right?

what don is trying to say is "ha, ha, you're poor"

by the way, like Beardown, dolphin also has a place in his heart for strung out polish strippers.

Let me guess, border of Harwood Heights and Norridge?

I live in an apartment with noise in all directions, pretty much all the time. It has been a real treat with this mild season we have had so far. The bikers and the guy across the way make for dulcet tones on an early Sunday morning with the windows open. Not to mention the 18 wheelers, trains, and bar noise. My favorite is the super-sized ambulance that parks outside my window about 2 or 3 times a month. The EMT's leave that sucker running and that big diesel motor just purrs for about 30 minutes each time.

You need a blog.

What if you were to go over there during a reasonable hour, in a non-confrontational manner, and let him know that people can hear him at all hours. Maybe offer a beer? It could certainly go horribly, but calling the cops on a "disturbance" deal will only lead to people fucking with each other.

You live in an apartment complex of some sort. You have to accept noise of strangers, at all hours, as part of the deal. If you don't like it, go find a nice bungalow somewheres to live in peace and quiet.

Couldn't this gentleman just talk on the phone inside of his domicile?

Because no one lives in a house next to giant douchebags.