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 Post subject: Amir Johnson
PostPosted: Tue Dec 11, 2012 11:15 am 
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Apparently this idiot has a habit where he just has to rub the ball after each free throw (not taken by him). On Sportscenter earlier today, they showed three previous plays in this game where he went out of his way to get the ball, rub it, and then hand to the official. This time it didn't work out so well...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IGJAhbUEag

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 Post subject: Re: Amir Johnson
PostPosted: Tue Dec 11, 2012 11:16 am 
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Denied.

This was hilarious. One of the best ejections of all time.

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 Post subject: Re: Amir Johnson
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Denied.

This was hilarious. One of the best ejections of all time.


Yeah, I guess from that standpoint, it was a clever way to bail.

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 Post subject: Re: Amir Johnson
PostPosted: Tue Dec 11, 2012 11:19 am 
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That was funny, but dude needs to grow up. You don't need to rub the ball. Play the game and stop being a baby.

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Athlete superstitions are on that list of things I'll never understand.

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 Post subject: Re: Amir Johnson
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Ummm, has no one noticed that Boozer rubs the ball for EVERY free throw? When he's in the game, obviously. I noticed this when he got to Chicago. It annoys the shit out of me.

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Ummm, has no one noticed that Boozer rubs the ball for EVERY free throw? When he's in the game, obviously.

I really hope the NBA clamps down on this. I wouldn't mind seeing him ejected every game.

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 Post subject: Re: Amir Johnson
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He's the last Preps to Pros player in the NBA, right?

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 Post subject: Re: Amir Johnson
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redskingreg wrote:
Ummm, has no one noticed that Boozer rubs the ball for EVERY free throw? When he's in the game, obviously. I noticed this when he got to Chicago. It annoys the shit out of me.

I hadn't noticed actually. I'll watch for this next time.

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
redskingreg wrote:
Ummm, has no one noticed that Boozer rubs the ball for EVERY free throw? When he's in the game, obviously. I noticed this when he got to Chicago. It annoys the shit out of me.

I hadn't noticed actually. I'll watch for this next time.



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 Post subject: Re: Amir Johnson
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He's the last Preps to Pros player in the NBA, right?

Yup. 2005 draft.

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 Post subject: Re: Amir Johnson
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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
Athlete superstitions are on that list of things I'll never understand.


yeah me too. But if you going to have one, it should be a personal one and not one that impacts the entire game and teams. Wear the same socks (hi spanky) after a win or something, but don't rub the ball.

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 Post subject: Re: Amir Johnson
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This goes to everyone here. Pay attention to tonight's Bulls game. Boozer does the same damn thing. Would love to see the same ref tonight toss him.

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Boozer definitely is the poster boy for this behavior. It's incredible that the NBA officianados on this board have not realized he does this.


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 Post subject: Re: Amir Johnson
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the name sounds like a terrorist. I bet he is a terrorist doing something to terrorize us when he rubs the ball.

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
redskingreg wrote:
Ummm, has no one noticed that Boozer rubs the ball for EVERY free throw? When he's in the game, obviously. I noticed this when he got to Chicago. It annoys the shit out of me.

I hadn't noticed actually. I'll watch for this next time.


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 Post subject: Re: Amir Johnson
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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
redskingreg wrote:
Ummm, has no one noticed that Boozer rubs the ball for EVERY free throw? When he's in the game, obviously. I noticed this when he got to Chicago. It annoys the shit out of me.

I hadn't noticed actually. I'll watch for this next time.


My sarcasm meter is broken, are you serious?

No reason for me to be sarcastic there. I was serious. I really don't pay attention to little stuff like that so I hadn't noticed Boozer doing it.

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Boozer definitely is the poster boy for this behavior. It's incredible that the NBA officianados on this board have not realized he does this.


And, of course, in the one YouTube example, he doesn't do it. :lol:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noiFddn2TwE

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 Post subject: Re: Amir Johnson
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was Garnett ever ejected for swatting the ball when someone put up a shot and the play was whistled dead?

i believe someone else does that now too, it's annoying as hell


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Settle down people. Who the hell watches what happens between free throws. I didn't notice either Kid.


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redskingreg wrote:
Big Chicagoan wrote:
Boozer definitely is the poster boy for this behavior. It's incredible that the NBA officianados on this board have not realized he does this.


And, of course, in the one YouTube example, he doesn't do it. :lol:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noiFddn2TwE

It's not when he's shooting FT's, it's when others are shooting. He grabs the ball after the first attempt, and he has to rub it.

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 Post subject: Re: Amir Johnson
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Ahh. I though it was after every free throw, regardless if he's the one shooting or not. Thanks, DB.

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Keeping Score wrote:
Settle down people. Who the hell watches what happens between free throws. I didn't notice either Kid.

I do. I'm a smart basketball fan. :D


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Douchebag wrote:
redskingreg wrote:
Big Chicagoan wrote:
Boozer definitely is the poster boy for this behavior. It's incredible that the NBA officianados on this board have not realized he does this.


And, of course, in the one YouTube example, he doesn't do it. :lol:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noiFddn2TwE

It's not when he's shooting FT's, it's when others are shooting. He grabs the ball after the first attempt, and he has to rub it.


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Boozer also dyes his hair before games.

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 Post subject: Re: Amir Johnson
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was Garnett ever ejected for swatting the ball when someone put up a shot and the play was whistled dead?

I don't think it's happened, but in Garnett's case I can at least understand the psychology behind why he does it.

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 Post subject: Re: Amir Johnson
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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
but in Garnett's case I can at least understand the psychology behind why he does it.

To be a dick?

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 Post subject: Re: Amir Johnson
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Garnett's "No free bucket" crap reminds me of Schiano having his team rush the line when the game is all but lost. Garnett would still do that, no matter how much his team is down. Wanna keep the ball from going in the basket? Try doing it when the clock is running.

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 Post subject: Re: Amir Johnson
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but in Garnett's case I can at least understand the psychology behind why he does it.

To be a dick?

Partially. But also, he doesn't want to risk giving an opposing player the satisfaction or comfort of having made a basket. I get that. Don't want to risk a guy getting into a rhythm off a shot that doesn't count.

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 Post subject: Re: Amir Johnson
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Keeping Score wrote:
Settle down people. Who the hell watches what happens between free throws. I didn't notice either Kid.


I'm not upset or anything, I just can't believe it. It's obnoxious. Now that you know he does it, you will never not see it again.


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