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Author:  Big Chicagoan [ Wed Dec 19, 2012 11:58 am ]
Post subject:  Metropolitan Correctional Center

How do you not notice two inmates tie a bunch of sheets together, break the window, and scale down 20 stories to escape? And on top of that, you didn't notice for several hours and now they cannot be found. What a fucking joke.

http://www.dailyherald.com/article/20121219/news/712199902/

Author:  Douchebag [ Wed Dec 19, 2012 11:59 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Metropolitan Correctional Center

This story is awesome. Props to these dudes. They climbed down about 20 stories to escape. Takes some balls.

Author:  Bagels [ Wed Dec 19, 2012 12:01 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Metropolitan Correctional Center

On top of that I don't understand how no one on the outside saw it....it's not like they did it in some secluded wooded area


if i was walking by and saw someone repelling down a 15 story building that happens to be a correctional center, I might get a little suspicious

Author:  Ugueth Will Shiv You [ Wed Dec 19, 2012 12:06 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Metropolitan Correctional Center

Apparently they were in Tinley Park for quite awhile yesterday afternoon. I mean, who can blame them? ThunderBowl is the mad note.

Author:  Douchebag [ Wed Dec 19, 2012 12:07 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Metropolitan Correctional Center

Big Chicagoan wrote:
How do you not notice two inmates tie a bunch of sheets together, break the window, and scale down 20 stories to escape? And on top of that, you didn't notice for several hours and now they cannot be found. What a fucking joke.

http://www.dailyherald.com/article/20121219/news/712199902/

Aren't you always complaining about high taxes? So you want to spend more on Prisons? This was only the second escape from this place ever. I think they are doing okay.

Author:  Big Chicagoan [ Wed Dec 19, 2012 12:09 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Metropolitan Correctional Center

Douchebag wrote:
Big Chicagoan wrote:
How do you not notice two inmates tie a bunch of sheets together, break the window, and scale down 20 stories to escape? And on top of that, you didn't notice for several hours and now they cannot be found. What a fucking joke.

http://www.dailyherald.com/article/20121219/news/712199902/

Aren't you always complaining about high taxes? So you want to spend more on Prisons? This was only the second escape from this place ever. I think they are doing okay.


Cut taxes and take away their bed sheets!


But seriously, the only reason there have only been two escapes is because the inmates obviously didn't realize how easy it was to escape.

Author:  Ugueth Will Shiv You [ Wed Dec 19, 2012 12:14 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Metropolitan Correctional Center

They reportedly broke through a wall using prison-issued dumbbells.

WE NEED TO FOCUS ON DUMBBELL CONTROL, PEOPLE.

Author:  The Original Kid Cairo [ Wed Dec 19, 2012 12:15 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Metropolitan Correctional Center

I work two blocks from there. Would've been cool to witness something like that.

Author:  Douchebag [ Wed Dec 19, 2012 12:16 pm ]
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Big Chicagoan wrote:
But seriously, the only reason there have only been two escapes is because the inmates obviously didn't realize how easy it was to escape.

Easy? Dropping yourself down 20 stories with only a bed sheet to support you is not exactly easy. This could have easily ended with these dopes splattering themselves all over the street below.

Author:  Hawg Ass [ Wed Dec 19, 2012 12:18 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Metropolitan Correctional Center

Douchebag wrote:
Big Chicagoan wrote:
But seriously, the only reason there have only been two escapes is because the inmates obviously didn't realize how easy it was to escape.

Easy? Dropping yourself down 20 stories with only a bed sheet to support you is not exactly easy. This could have easily ended with these dopes splattering themselves all over the street below.

Which would have been a better result.

Author:  Bagels [ Wed Dec 19, 2012 12:19 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Metropolitan Correctional Center

the one guy that robbed 20 banks i can see, he's made off with a shit ton of money

the other dope apparently only got like 3-4K from the bank he robbed. doesn't seem exactly worth it to risk what now is probably going to be decades in federal pound me in the ass prison

Author:  Hawg Ass [ Wed Dec 19, 2012 12:20 pm ]
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Bagels wrote:
the one guy that robbed 20 banks i can see, he's made off with a shit ton of money

the other dope apparently only got like 3-4K from the bank he robbed. doesn't seem exactly worth it to risk what now is probably going to be decades in federal pound me in the ass prison

:lol:

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Wed Dec 19, 2012 12:23 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Metropolitan Correctional Center

A bank robber named banks.....that's like an ice cream man named Cone.

Quote:
During trial, he had to be restrained because he threatened to walk out of the courtroom. He acted as his own attorney and verbally sparred with the prosecutor, at times arguing that U.S. law didn't apply to him because he was a sovereign citizen of a group that was above state and federal law.

After he was convicted by U.S. District Judge Rebecca Pallmeyer, he said he would "be seeking retribution as well as damages," the Chicago Sun-Times and Chicago Tribune reported.

When the judge asked how long he needed to submit a filing, Banks replied: "No motion will be filed, but you'll hear from me."
:lol: :lol: This guy is fucking nuts, but thats funny.

Author:  Seacrest [ Wed Dec 19, 2012 12:24 pm ]
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Bagels wrote:
On top of that I don't understand how no one on the outside saw it....it's not like they did it in some secluded wooded area


if i was walking by and saw someone repelling down a 15 story building that happens to be a correctional center, I might get a little suspicious


There is not a lot of people in the Loop in the middle of the night when they escaped.

I wonder how they ended up being able to hoard enough bedsheets to be able to repel down 21 floors.

Author:  Curious Hair [ Wed Dec 19, 2012 12:26 pm ]
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The best part of the story:

Quote:
Banks was an aspiring clothing designer who claimed to be a "sovereign citizen" who could not be tried in a federal court. He acted as his own attorney and had to be restrained during his trial.


Usually, the people who think that the laws of the United States do not apply to them are bearded, bomb-building white guys in the most remote, shit-in-the-woods corners of Montana and Idaho. Not "aspiring clothing designers" from Chicago!

"Sweetheart, I think you look fabulous in anything with an Empire waist, but all your beauty does is distract from the liberal Jew-run media that controls the government and international banking."

Author:  Bagels [ Wed Dec 19, 2012 12:27 pm ]
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Seacrest wrote:
Bagels wrote:
On top of that I don't understand how no one on the outside saw it....it's not like they did it in some secluded wooded area


if i was walking by and saw someone repelling down a 15 story building that happens to be a correctional center, I might get a little suspicious


There is not a lot of people in the Loop in the middle of the night when they escaped.

I wonder how they ended up being able to hoard enough bedsheets to be able to repel down 21 floors.


that's true, originally the store said they were accounted for at the 5am headcount then missing at like 7:30-8 but now it appears the stuffed things under their blankets to make it appear they were there so we don't really know what happened in the middle of the night and that probably is when they escaped.

Author:  Bagels [ Wed Dec 19, 2012 12:27 pm ]
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
A bank robber named banks.....that's like an ice cream man named Cone.


:lol:

Author:  Big Chicagoan [ Wed Dec 19, 2012 12:40 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Metropolitan Correctional Center

Douchebag wrote:
Big Chicagoan wrote:
But seriously, the only reason there have only been two escapes is because the inmates obviously didn't realize how easy it was to escape.

Easy? Dropping yourself down 20 stories with only a bed sheet to support you is not exactly easy. This could have easily ended with these dopes splattering themselves all over the street below.


Yes. Climbing out a window is easy. The only easier way to break out would be walking out the front door.

Author:  The Original Kid Cairo [ Wed Dec 19, 2012 12:44 pm ]
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Bagels wrote:
Frank Coztansa wrote:
A bank robber named banks.....that's like an ice cream man named Cone.


:lol:

:lol:

Author:  Douchebag [ Wed Dec 19, 2012 12:44 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Metropolitan Correctional Center

Big Chicagoan wrote:
Douchebag wrote:
Big Chicagoan wrote:
But seriously, the only reason there have only been two escapes is because the inmates obviously didn't realize how easy it was to escape.

Easy? Dropping yourself down 20 stories with only a bed sheet to support you is not exactly easy. This could have easily ended with these dopes splattering themselves all over the street below.


Yes. Climbing out a window is easy. The only easier way to break out would be walking out the front door.

Climb down a 20 story building with only a bed sheet. Please...

Author:  Big Chicagoan [ Wed Dec 19, 2012 12:47 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Metropolitan Correctional Center

Douchebag wrote:
Big Chicagoan wrote:
Douchebag wrote:
Big Chicagoan wrote:
But seriously, the only reason there have only been two escapes is because the inmates obviously didn't realize how easy it was to escape.

Easy? Dropping yourself down 20 stories with only a bed sheet to support you is not exactly easy. This could have easily ended with these dopes splattering themselves all over the street below.


Yes. Climbing out a window is easy. The only easier way to break out would be walking out the front door.

Climb down a 20 story building with only a bed sheet. Please...


I have no idea why you think this is difficult other than that you must be afraid of heights.

Author:  The Original Kid Cairo [ Wed Dec 19, 2012 12:48 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Metropolitan Correctional Center

BC, you're obviously only discounting their efforts because you disagree with the act. I also disagree with the act, but it doesn't make it any less ballsy.

Author:  Bagels [ Wed Dec 19, 2012 12:50 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Metropolitan Correctional Center

i can guarantee you this wouldn't have happened at Cobb County correctional center

Image

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Wed Dec 19, 2012 12:51 pm ]
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Author:  Big Chicagoan [ Wed Dec 19, 2012 12:55 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Metropolitan Correctional Center

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
BC, you're obviously only discounting their efforts because you disagree with the act. I also disagree with the act, but it doesn't make it any less ballsy.


Being dangerous does not negate the fact that all a prisoner at this facility needs to do to escape is tie his bed sheets together and climb out the window.

This is how cartoons depict escapes. It has to be at the top of the list of things that need to be prevented in a prison. It is ridiculously simple. To say it was a difficult escape is to almost excuse the facility for allowing it to happen.

Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Wed Dec 19, 2012 12:58 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Metropolitan Correctional Center

Seacrest wrote:
I wonder how they ended up being able to hoard enough bedsheets to be able to repel down 21 floors.


That's what I kept wondering.

I would not trust my knot-tying ability.

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Wed Dec 19, 2012 12:59 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Metropolitan Correctional Center

The window they got out of was 6" wide.

Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Wed Dec 19, 2012 1:01 pm ]
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
The window they got out of was 6" wide.


That's impossible. Is this where Manute Bol has been all this time?

Author:  redskingreg [ Wed Dec 19, 2012 1:22 pm ]
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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
BC, you're obviously only discounting their efforts because you disagree with the act. I also disagree with the act, but it doesn't make it any less ballsy.


Les Ballsy performed my vasectomy.

Author:  redskingreg [ Wed Dec 19, 2012 1:23 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Metropolitan Correctional Center

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Frank Coztansa wrote:
The window they got out of was 6" wide.


That's impossible. Is this where Manute Bol has been all this time?


In his current condition, Manute Bol would need only a half inch window from which to escape.

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