Chicago Fanatics Message Board
https://mail.chicagofanatics.com/

Krazy Ivan
https://mail.chicagofanatics.com/viewtopic.php?f=75&t=75705
Page 1 of 3

Author:  Curious Hair [ Wed Dec 19, 2012 2:59 pm ]
Post subject:  Krazy Ivan

Yeah, yeah, I know, board members not eligible, so go ahead and prune it, I don't give a shit, but I'm not not going to get it on the record.

I'm so fed up with this guy's cocksure horseshit act. What does this guy add, other than race-baiting and trolling? He lends no insights, says nothing funny, just keeps on truckin' with how awful hockey is and how dare people discuss a sports talk show on a sports talk message board. I know that once I'm at the point of breaking like the only non-CP rule the board has, I've already lost the battle, but man, just fucking get lost already and quit being an unfunny oblivious shithead.

Author:  Krazy Ivan [ Wed Dec 19, 2012 3:01 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Krazy Ivan

:cheers:

Fuck yeah!!!

Author:  Phil McCracken [ Wed Dec 19, 2012 3:02 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Krazy Ivan

I hate it when two of my favorite posters fight. I blame Gary Betteman for all of this :(

Author:  Big Chicagoan [ Wed Dec 19, 2012 3:02 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Krazy Ivan

Curious Hair wrote:
Yeah, yeah, I know, board members not eligible, so go ahead and prune it, I don't give a shit, but I'm not not going to get it on the record.

I'm so fed up with this guy's cocksure horseshit act. What does this guy add, other than race-baiting and trolling? He lends no insights, says nothing funny, just keeps on truckin' with how awful hockey is and how dare people discuss a sports talk show on a sports talk message board. I know that once I'm at the point of breaking like the only non-CP rule the board has, I've already lost the battle, but man, just fucking get lost already and quit being an unfunny oblivious shithead.


Pretty much sums up 40% of the posters on the board.

Author:  The Original Kid Cairo [ Wed Dec 19, 2012 3:02 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Krazy Ivan

Curious Hair wrote:
Yeah, yeah, I know, board members not eligible, so go ahead and prune it, I don't give a shit, but I'm not not going to get it on the record.

I'm so fed up with this guy's cocksure horseshit act. What does this guy add, other than race-baiting and trolling? He lends no insights, says nothing funny, just keeps on truckin' with how awful hockey is and how dare people discuss a sports talk show on a sports talk message board. I know that once I'm at the point of breaking like the only non-CP rule the board has, I've already lost the battle, but man, just fucking get lost already and quit being an unfunny oblivious shithead.

This thread will be pruned, so I'm gonna go ahead and take your quote elsewhere.

Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Wed Dec 19, 2012 3:03 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Krazy Ivan

I agree with everything that's been said so far.

Discuss.

Author:  Hank Scorpio [ Wed Dec 19, 2012 3:03 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Krazy Ivan

This escalated quickly.

Author:  RFDC [ Wed Dec 19, 2012 3:04 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Krazy Ivan

Image

Author:  The Original Kid Cairo [ Wed Dec 19, 2012 3:05 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Krazy Ivan

Let it be known that most of the time, I don't not love Krazy Ivan, usually.

Author:  Seacrest [ Wed Dec 19, 2012 3:05 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Krazy Ivan

Hank Scorpio wrote:
This escalated quickly.



They have both been here for six years.

Author:  Hank Scorpio [ Wed Dec 19, 2012 3:06 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Krazy Ivan

Seacrest wrote:
Hank Scorpio wrote:
This escalated quickly.



They have both been here for six years.


:lol: :lol: Shut up, that's why!

Author:  Crystal Lake Hoffy [ Wed Dec 19, 2012 3:07 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Krazy Ivan

He has a pretty good outside shot. The first time we played, a little lazy, but the last set of games he showed some hustle. Decent on the boards. Other than that he sucks balls.

Author:  Rod [ Wed Dec 19, 2012 3:07 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Krazy Ivan

Curious Hair wrote:
Yeah, yeah, I know, board members not eligible, so go ahead and prune it, I don't give a shit, but I'm not not going to get it on the record.

I'm so fed up with this guy's cocksure horseshit act. What does this guy add, other than race-baiting and trolling? He lends no insights, says nothing funny, just keeps on truckin' with how awful hockey is and how dare people discuss a sports talk show on a sports talk message board. I know that once I'm at the point of breaking like the only non-CP rule the board has, I've already lost the battle, but man, just fucking get lost already and quit being an unfunny oblivious shithead.



I know! He makes me so fucking angry. That's why I have him marked in my favorites.

Author:  Bagels [ Wed Dec 19, 2012 3:08 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Krazy Ivan

Image

Author:  Telegram Sam [ Wed Dec 19, 2012 3:09 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Krazy Ivan

I prefer to make love in a cemetery because it’s a restful place, a classic venue. The 19th century poets, Shelley, Byron, and Baudelaire often wrote of making love next to tombstones and in mausoleums and the declined ruins of ancient civilizations. And it is well known that men and women who were infected with the plague and near death would copulate until their last breath in pits crowded with corpses. It was all great fun, very whimsical, jolly and droll.

Author:  Seacrest [ Wed Dec 19, 2012 3:09 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Krazy Ivan

Hank Scorpio wrote:
Seacrest wrote:
Hank Scorpio wrote:
This escalated quickly.



They have both been here for six years.


:lol: :lol: Shut up, that's why!



And i bet BF let's this thread live.

Author:  Tad Queasy [ Wed Dec 19, 2012 3:10 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Krazy Ivan

Curious Hair wrote:
Yeah, yeah, I know, board members not eligible, so go ahead and prune it, I don't give a shit, but I'm not not going to get it on the record.

I'm so fed up with this guy's cocksure horseshit act. What does this guy add, other than race-baiting and trolling? He lends no insights, says nothing funny, just keeps on truckin' with how awful hockey is and how dare people discuss a sports talk show on a sports talk message board. I know that once I'm at the point of breaking like the only non-CP rule the board has, I've already lost the battle, but man, just fucking get lost already and quit being an unfunny oblivious shithead.


Good to know I'm not the only one who has been thinking this.

Author:  Bagels [ Wed Dec 19, 2012 3:10 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Krazy Ivan

Telegram Sam wrote:
I prefer to make love in a cemetery because it’s a restful place, a classic venue. The 19th century poets, Shelley, Byron, and Baudelaire often wrote of making love next to tombstones and in mausoleums and the declined ruins of ancient civilizations. And it is well known that men and women who were infected with the plague and near death would copulate until their last breath in pits crowded with corpses. It was all great fun, very whimsical, jolly and droll.


A dreaded sunny day
So I meet you at the cemetry gates
Keats and Yeats are on your side
A dreaded sunny day
So I meet you at the cemetry gates
Keats and Yeats are on your side
While Wilde is on mine

Author:  Krazy Ivan [ Wed Dec 19, 2012 3:11 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Krazy Ivan

Tad Queasy wrote:
Good to know I'm not the only one who has been thinking this.


That's because you are the same person...

Author:  Curious Hair [ Wed Dec 19, 2012 3:13 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Krazy Ivan

Bagels wrote:
A dreaded sunny day
So I meet you at the cemetry gates
Keats and Yeats are on your side
A dreaded sunny day
So I meet you at the cemetry gates
Keats and Yeats are on your side
While Wilde is on mine

Great song.

Author:  Telegram Sam [ Wed Dec 19, 2012 3:14 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Krazy Ivan

Today I saw a three-legged dog lying at the feet of an Indian peasant who was roasting a small duck over a flaming automobile tire, and felt the hair on the back of my arms rise up like a great forest of rubber penises.

Author:  redskingreg [ Wed Dec 19, 2012 3:14 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Krazy Ivan

Image

Author:  Terry's Peeps [ Wed Dec 19, 2012 3:17 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Krazy Ivan

Curious Hair's real thoughts.

http://deadspin.com/5968935/take-that-n ... socialflow




:D

Author:  Bagels [ Wed Dec 19, 2012 3:18 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Krazy Ivan

Curious Hair wrote:
Yeah, yeah, I know, board members not eligible, so go ahead and prune it, I don't give a shit, but I'm not not going to get it on the record.

I'm so fed up with this guy's cocksure horseshit act. What does this guy add, other than race-baiting and trolling? He lends no insights, says nothing funny, just keeps on truckin' with how awful hockey is and how dare people discuss a sports talk show on a sports talk message board. I know that once I'm at the point of breaking like the only non-CP rule the board has, I've already lost the battle, but man, just fucking get lost already and quit being an unfunny oblivious shithead.


Image

Author:  Krazy Ivan [ Wed Dec 19, 2012 3:24 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Krazy Ivan

:lol:

Author:  Tad Queasy [ Wed Dec 19, 2012 3:27 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Krazy Ivan

Krazy Ivan wrote:
Tad Queasy wrote:
Good to know I'm not the only one who has been thinking this.


That's because you are the same person...


I'm the same person as Curious Hair? That's kind of insulting to Curious.

Author:  Kirkwood [ Wed Dec 19, 2012 3:27 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Krazy Ivan

Eh, if the race-baiting and trolling gives him a feeling of superiority then more power to him. Self-esteem is important and whatever works to boost it I guess...

Author:  Telegram Sam [ Wed Dec 19, 2012 3:28 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Krazy Ivan

I’ve got him hog-tied in the trunk of my car, a golf ball in his mouth, his lips sealed with duct tape. I follow a dirt road into a forest. I pull over. Cut the engine. Lift the trunk lid. Pull him out. Dump him on the ground. Grab a shovel and begin digging a grave. He's staring at me wildly, his body writhing, trying to break free. At this moment, everyone steps out from behind trees and we all shout, "surprise," and sing, “Happy Birthday!”

Author:  Krazy Ivan [ Wed Dec 19, 2012 3:28 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Krazy Ivan

Tad Queasy wrote:
Krazy Ivan wrote:
Tad Queasy wrote:
Good to know I'm not the only one who has been thinking this.


That's because you are the same person...


I'm the same person as Curious Hair? That's kind of insulting to Curious.



Not really. I have a hard time telling you guys apart most of the time.

I think you're both rather groovy, though...

Author:  Krazy Ivan [ Wed Dec 19, 2012 3:30 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Krazy Ivan

Kirkwood wrote:
Eh, if the race-baiting and trolling gives him a feeling of superiority then more power to him. Self-esteem is important and whatever works to boost it I guess...


Oh, it does. It really does. Thanks for understanding.

I wasn't aware, until now, that hockey was a race.
Image

Page 1 of 3 All times are UTC - 6 hours [ DST ]
Powered by phpBB® Forum Software © phpBB Group
https://www.phpbb.com/