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bigfan

Post subject: K MART

Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2012 8:13 am

Joined: Wed Dec 31, 1969 7:00 pm
Posts: 40983
Location: Chicago
pizza_Place: Lou Malanati's

Have seen a few ads from KMart thanking all those "LAYAWAY ANGELS" that come in and pay for peoples Lay Away items!

Really! People just walk into the store and ask if they have any items on Layaway that need to be paid for?

The ad campaign is stupid, sad and poorly thought out on so many levels, it is really just amazing.

5$ to put things on Layaway! Thats the contract cost...and to cancel it is $10, which you pay in advance!

This is about as sleezy as the Illinois Lottery, trying to make your shoppers think someone is going to come in and pay for their shit! wow..

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Big Chicagoan

Post subject: Re: K MART

Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2012 8:22 am

Joined: Sat Aug 21, 2010 5:02 pm
Posts: 11735
pizza_Place: Angelo's Pizza in Downers Grove

Tell 'em Ray.

KMart Sucks.

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bigfan

Post subject: Re: K MART

Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2012 8:26 am

Joined: Wed Dec 31, 1969 7:00 pm
Posts: 40983
Location: Chicago
pizza_Place: Lou Malanati's

Well thats for someone else to say

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Bagels

Post subject: Re: K MART

Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2012 8:34 am

Joined: Wed Nov 01, 2006 1:10 pm
Posts: 32067
pizza_Place: Milano's

what did the bird say as he flew over KMart ?

cheep cheep

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Killer V

Post subject: Re: K MART

Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2012 9:38 am

Joined: Mon Jun 19, 2006 2:47 pm
Posts: 13380
Location: The far western part of south east North Dakota
pizza_Place: Boboli

Denied.

Anyone who expects anything other than the least amount of customer appreciation possible at a Kmart is more deserving of this nomination.

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Ugueth Will Shiv You

Post subject: Re: K MART

Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2012 9:44 am

1000 CLUB

Joined: Tue Feb 21, 2006 5:12 pm
Posts: 17980
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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: K MART

Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2012 10:27 am

Joined: Thu Apr 06, 2006 12:38 pm
Posts: 39560
Location: Barfagloggle, Indiana
pizza_Place: Pizza Hut

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Colonel Angus

Post subject: Re: K MART

Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2012 10:40 am

Joined: Sat Jul 28, 2007 1:23 pm
Posts: 16779
pizza_Place: Little Caesar's

bigfan wrote:

This is about as sleezy as the Illinois Lottery, trying to make your shoppers think someone is going to come in and pay for their shit! wow..

Some people thought Obama would pay their bills for them, too.

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bigfan

Post subject: Re: K MART

Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2012 11:12 am

Joined: Wed Dec 31, 1969 7:00 pm
Posts: 40983
Location: Chicago
pizza_Place: Lou Malanati's

Colonel Angus wrote:

bigfan wrote:

This is about as sleezy as the Illinois Lottery, trying to make your shoppers think someone is going to come in and pay for their shit! wow..

Some people thought Obama would pay their bills for them, too.

He does, it's called ACORN....

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T-Bone

Post subject: Re: K MART

Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2012 11:56 am

Joined: Mon Apr 21, 2008 7:35 pm
Posts: 18202
Location: Headed to the 19th hole
pizza_Place: Kaisers

bigfan wrote:

Colonel Angus wrote:

bigfan wrote:

This is about as sleezy as the Illinois Lottery, trying to make your shoppers think someone is going to come in and pay for their shit! wow..

Some people thought Obama would pay their bills for them, too.

He does, it's called ACORN....

A Corn?

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Colonel Angus

Post subject: Re: K MART

Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2012 12:24 pm

Joined: Sat Jul 28, 2007 1:23 pm
Posts: 16779
pizza_Place: Little Caesar's

bigfan wrote:

Colonel Angus wrote:

bigfan wrote:

This is about as sleezy as the Illinois Lottery, trying to make your shoppers think someone is going to come in and pay for their shit! wow..

Some people thought Obama would pay their bills for them, too.

He does, it's called ACORN....

And he was born in Kenya to a black muslim woman.

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