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24_Guy

Post subject: Diary of a Wimpy Piece of Shit

Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2013 9:14 pm

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What the hell.

I had heard of these "Wimpy Kid" books, but I knew nothing about them until my 6 year old came home - from school - with one. He's been reading it on his own. Suddenly, he starts calling everyone dumb morons, puts boogers all over the house, talks about poop, and about wishing people's mothers were dead, and about how funny it is to get in trouble at school. So I take a look at the book, and pretty much, that's all the book is. A bunch of crude jokes and bad behavior, revolving around a mean, vulgar kid that just does one mean, vulgar thing after another. And it's not even funny - it just sucks.

So then I went to Amazon to read reviews of the books, expecting to find legions of parents that agreed with me about how disgusting the books are. But no, it's almost exclusively 5 star reviews. Parents think they are hilarious.

Wow, Americans are dumb. I have no problem climbing on my high horse here and saying that these books suck, and that parents and TEACHERS who think they are quality reading, must have the IQ of a doorknob.

Last edited by 24_Guy on Wed Jan 09, 2013 9:17 pm, edited 1 time in total.

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lipidquadcab

Post subject: Re: Dairy of a Wimpy Piece of Shit

Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2013 9:16 pm

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I can't stomach wimpy piece of shit milk unless it's skim...the two percent is too rich.

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24_Guy

Post subject: Re: Dairy of a Wimpy Piece of Shit

Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2013 9:18 pm

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lipidquadcab wrote:

I can't stomach wimpy piece of shit milk unless it's skim...the two percent is too rich.

D'oh

So, pretty much a parody thread of my own crappy thread, all in one. Nicely done by me.

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Diary of a Wimpy Piece of Shit

Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2013 9:20 pm

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24_Guy wrote:

My son has the books. He's 7. Hasn't been a problem for us.

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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: Diary of a Wimpy Piece of Shit

Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2013 9:33 pm

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

24_Guy wrote:

My son has the books. He's 7. Hasn't been a problem for us.

If he were here, spmack would've wrote:

You gonna take that from him, 24_Guy?

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Diary of a Wimpy Piece of Shit

Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2013 9:38 pm

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I love Kamps, but I don't miss the instigating at all by the way.

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SomeGuy

Post subject: Re: Diary of a Wimpy Piece of Shit

Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2013 9:39 pm

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

I love Kamps, but I don't miss the instigating at all by the way.

I loved it.

Has he left the board or something?

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Diary of a Wimpy Piece of Shit

Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2013 9:41 pm

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SomeGuy wrote:

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

I love Kamps, but I don't miss the instigating at all by the way.

I loved it.

Has he left the board or something?

He'll be back. Life is busy right now.

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lipidquadcab

Post subject: Re: Diary of a Wimpy Piece of Shit

Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2013 9:41 pm

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SomeGuy

Post subject: Re: Diary of a Wimpy Piece of Shit

Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2013 9:53 pm

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

SomeGuy wrote:

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

I love Kamps, but I don't miss the instigating at all by the way.

I loved it.

Has he left the board or something?

He'll be back. Life is busy right now.

What's goin' on?

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Diary of a Wimpy Piece of Shit

Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2013 9:54 pm

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Just stuff. It's all good.

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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: Diary of a Wimpy Piece of Shit

Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2013 9:56 pm

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Just stuff. It's all good.

Tell him I don't even expect an apology if he wants to come back.

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newper

Post subject: Re: Diary of a Wimpy Piece of Shit

Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2013 9:56 pm

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Looks like SomeGuy isn't in the PM Club.

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SomeGuy

Post subject: Re: Diary of a Wimpy Piece of Shit

Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2013 9:59 pm

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newper wrote:

Looks like SomeGuy isn't in the PM Club.

Nope.

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Big Chicagoan

Post subject: Re: Diary of a Wimpy Piece of Shit

Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2013 10:01 pm

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Get that kid some Encyclopedia Brown.

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Diary of a Wimpy Piece of Shit

Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2013 10:02 pm

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SomeGuy wrote:

newper wrote:

Looks like SomeGuy isn't in the PM Club.

Nope.

Neither am I.

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Seacrest

Post subject: Re: Diary of a Wimpy Piece of Shit

Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2013 10:03 pm

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Big Chicagoan wrote:

Get that kid some Encyclopedia Brown.

The Great Brain

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RFDC

Post subject: Re: Diary of a Wimpy Piece of Shit

Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2013 10:07 pm

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So RPB ran spmack off. Another notch on his bedpost. I am guessing he is now a first ballot hall of famer

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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: Diary of a Wimpy Piece of Shit

Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2013 10:10 pm

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RFDC wrote:

So RPB ran spmack off. Another notch on his bedpost. I am guessing he is now a first ballot hall of famer

That wasn't very nice.

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badrogue17

Post subject: Re: Diary of a Wimpy Piece of Shit

Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2013 10:11 pm

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immessedup17 wrote:

That doesn't work? Book BBQ.

Andy Patridge wrote:

Where they burn books, people are next.

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Diary of a Wimpy Piece of Shit

Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2013 10:12 pm

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RFDC wrote:

So RPB ran spmack off. Another notch on his bedpost. I am guessing he is now a first ballot hall of famer

You're not serious are you?

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Seacrest

Post subject: Re: Diary of a Wimpy Piece of Shit

Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2013 10:14 pm

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

RFDC wrote:

So RPB ran spmack off. Another notch on his bedpost. I am guessing he is now a first ballot hall of famer

You're not serious are you?

Hmmmmmmmmmm

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RFDC

Post subject: Re: Diary of a Wimpy Piece of Shit

Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2013 10:19 pm

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

RFDC wrote:

So RPB ran spmack off. Another notch on his bedpost. I am guessing he is now a first ballot hall of famer

You're not serious are you?

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lipidquadcab

Post subject: Re: Diary of a Wimpy Piece of Shit

Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2013 10:19 pm

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Seacrest wrote:

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

RFDC wrote:

So RPB ran spmack off. Another notch on his bedpost. I am guessing he is now a first ballot hall of famer

You're not serious are you?

Hmmmmmmmmmm

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Seacrest

Post subject: Re: Diary of a Wimpy Piece of Shit

Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2013 10:27 pm

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RFDC wrote:

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

RFDC wrote:

So RPB ran spmack off. Another notch on his bedpost. I am guessing he is now a first ballot hall of famer

You're not serious are you?

Let the record show, I'm with the cat

I don't think RPB is a hall of famer. Ever.

He was an overly excessive Multer. And in the multer era, he was our Barry Bonds.

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: Diary of a Wimpy Piece of Shit

Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2013 8:50 am

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

24_Guy wrote:

My son has the books. He's 7. Hasn't been a problem for us.

Agree with Kid, my son is now 14 and he had all of the books and it was never a problem.

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Bagels

Post subject: Re: Diary of a Wimpy Piece of Shit

Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2013 8:52 am

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Seacrest wrote:

Let the record show, I'm with the cat

I don't think RPB is a hall of famer. Ever.

He was an overly excessive Multer. And in the multer era, he was our Barry Bonds.

pump the breaks Seacrest.....RPB had some of the best mults ever....Chuance was the GOAT

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Brick

Post subject: Re: Diary of a Wimpy Piece of Shit

Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2013 8:52 am

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Your kid sounds hilarious.

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Diary of a Wimpy Piece of Shit

Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2013 9:33 am

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

SomeGuy wrote:

newper wrote:

Looks like SomeGuy isn't in the PM Club.

Nope.

Neither am I.

Yes, you are.

SomeGuy is as well.

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Diary of a Wimpy Piece of Shit

Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2013 9:35 am

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Seacrest wrote:

I don't think RPB is a hall of famer. Ever.

He was an overly excessive Multer. And in the multer era, he was our Barry Bonds.

That you feel the need to make the case that Im overrated, twice in a month, is flattering.

Thank you.

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