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Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Tue Feb 19, 2013 12:46 pm ]
Post subject:  Beau Chevassu

Quote:
Beau Chevassus, along with the help of staff at his local Washington State Starbucks, put together the record-breaking coffee drink for his 27th birthday.

UPI reports Chevassus’ "Quadriginoctuple Frap" set him back $47.30. His concoction shattered last year’s record of $23.60, a drink with 16 shots of espresso, according to Mashable.

The drink contained 48 shots of espresso in a mocha Frappuccino, including extras like soy mocha drizzle, protein powder, caramel brulee topping, strawberries, bananas, caramel drizzle, frappuccino chips and vanilla bean
http://eater.com/archives/2013/02/14/su ... s-4730.php


I hope you used all of that caffeine to run around and play in a trainyard, you stupid fuck.

Author:  Northside_Dan [ Tue Feb 19, 2013 12:48 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Beau Chevassu

Add on to his parents for naming him Beau. The kid had no chance in life.

Author:  Chus [ Tue Feb 19, 2013 12:50 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Beau Chevassu

This does not please BRick.

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Tue Feb 19, 2013 12:51 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Beau Chevassu

There is only one Beau that I know if who is cool, and thats because he's a big, dumb, friendly dog.

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Tue Feb 19, 2013 12:52 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Beau Chevassu

Denied.

Im sure you've wasted 48 dollars on something worse in your life.

All of you.

Author:  Brick [ Tue Feb 19, 2013 12:53 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Beau Chevassu

Chus wrote:
This does not please BRick.
Caffeine is a moral drug. I'm fine with this.

Author:  Dallas Winston [ Tue Feb 19, 2013 12:58 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Beau Chevassu

rogers park bryan wrote:
Denied.

Im sure you've wasted 48 dollars on something worse in your life.

All of you.


Many, many, many times. I remember spending $40 on a bag of ditch weed in high school. He's still a DB for being named Beau though.

Author:  Chus [ Tue Feb 19, 2013 1:09 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Beau Chevassu

Boilermaker Rick wrote:
Chus wrote:
This does not please BRick.
Caffeine is a moral drug. I'm fine with this.


Can you breakdown for me which drugs are moral, and which are immoral?

Author:  Brick [ Tue Feb 19, 2013 1:31 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Beau Chevassu

Chus wrote:
Boilermaker Rick wrote:
Chus wrote:
This does not please BRick.
Caffeine is a moral drug. I'm fine with this.


Can you breakdown for me which drugs are moral, and which are immoral?
That's not for me to decide. It's for the government to decide.

Author:  bigfan [ Tue Feb 19, 2013 2:24 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Beau Chevassu

which government?

Author:  Apologist [ Tue Feb 19, 2013 2:26 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Beau Chevassu

I still have no idea how to order correctly at Starbucks. Usually I just say "Give me a big-ass coffee."

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Tue Feb 19, 2013 2:28 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Beau Chevassu

Apologist wrote:
I still have no idea how to order correctly at Starbucks. Usually I just say "Give me a big-ass coffee."

I understand they ask for your name now and write it on the cup

I dont care how much easier that makes it for them, its too much. Make me my coffee, take my money, hand me the coffee and pretend we never met. That's how I like it.

Author:  Chus [ Tue Feb 19, 2013 2:58 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Beau Chevassu

rogers park bryan wrote:
Apologist wrote:
I still have no idea how to order correctly at Starbucks. Usually I just say "Give me a big-ass coffee."

I understand they ask for your name now and write it on the cup

I dont care how much easier that makes it for them, its too much. Make me my coffee, take my money, hand me the coffee and pretend we never met. That's how I like it.


Make up a false name. Tell them you are Mike Hunt.

Author:  Don Tiny [ Tue Feb 19, 2013 4:27 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Beau Chevassu

He only deserves the d-bag title for being a full-on fruitbag for using "soy".

Author:  Krazy Ivan [ Tue Feb 19, 2013 4:31 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Beau Chevassu

Don Tiny wrote:
He only deserves the d-bag title for being a full-on fruitbag for using "soy".



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zB4ItYcX4I

Author:  Telegram Sam [ Tue Feb 19, 2013 4:37 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Beau Chevassu

So you order a 48 espresso shot drink and then dillute it with stawberries, brulee topping, jizz et al. because (I can only assume) you don't like the taste of coffee?

Author:  Darkside [ Tue Feb 19, 2013 7:21 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Beau Chevassu

Boilermaker Rick wrote:
Chus wrote:
Boilermaker Rick wrote:
Chus wrote:
This does not please BRick.
Caffeine is a moral drug. I'm fine with this.


Can you breakdown for me which drugs are moral, and which are immoral?
That's not for me to decide. It's for the government to decide.

So you blindly do whatever the government tells you?

Thank god you were born here in America and not in 1920's Germany.

Author:  Colonel Angus [ Tue Feb 19, 2013 7:53 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Beau Chevassu

Darkside wrote:
Boilermaker Rick wrote:
That's not for me to decide. It's for the government to decide.

So you blindly do whatever the government tells you?

Thank god you were born here in America and not in 1920's Germany.

If he were, he'd be the Pope.

Author:  Darkside [ Tue Feb 19, 2013 7:54 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Beau Chevassu

Colonel Angus wrote:
Darkside wrote:
Boilermaker Rick wrote:
That's not for me to decide. It's for the government to decide.

So you blindly do whatever the government tells you?

Thank god you were born here in America and not in 1920's Germany.

If he were, he'd be the Pope.

:lol:
nice.

Author:  donspiracy [ Tue Feb 19, 2013 7:57 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Beau Chevassu

rogers park bryan wrote:
Denied.

Im sure you've wasted 48 dollars on something worse in your life.

All of you.

That bag at least lasted a couple days. That coffee buzz wouldn't make it through the night.

Author:  sjboyd0137 [ Wed Feb 20, 2013 12:28 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Beau Chevassu

Frank Coztansa wrote:
There is only one Beau that I know if who is cool, and thats because he's a big, dumb, friendly dog.


Image

And for the record, he is terrible at Madden.

rogers park bryan wrote:
I understand they ask for your name now and write it on the cup

I dont care how much easier that makes it for them, its too much. Make me my coffee, take my money, hand me the coffee and pretend we never met. That's how I like it.

This only happens if you order a burrito coffee.

Regular coffee gets poured by the cashier and handed to you straight away.

Author:  redskingreg [ Wed Feb 20, 2013 12:44 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Beau Chevassu

http://youtu.be/lQKdEdzHnfU

Author:  Drop In [ Wed Feb 20, 2013 1:14 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Beau Chevassu

sjboyd0137 wrote:
Frank Coztansa wrote:
There is only one Beau that I know if who is cool, and thats because he's a big, dumb, friendly dog.


Image

And for the record, he is terrible at Madden.

Outstanding.

Author:  Brick [ Wed Feb 20, 2013 7:41 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Beau Chevassu

Darkside wrote:
So you blindly do whatever the government tells you?

Thank god you were born here in America and not in 1920's Germany.
I'm pretty sure if I was born in 1920's Germany I'd also do whatever the government told me.

Author:  SpiralStairs [ Wed Feb 20, 2013 8:36 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Beau Chevassu

Boilermaker Rick wrote:
Darkside wrote:
So you blindly do whatever the government tells you?

Thank god you were born here in America and not in 1920's Germany.
I'm pretty sure if I was born in 1920's Germany I'd also do whatever the government told me.


What about if you were born in 1930s Germany but you had a hook for a hand and a slight lisp?

Author:  Brick [ Wed Feb 20, 2013 8:37 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Beau Chevassu

SpiralStairs wrote:
Boilermaker Rick wrote:
Darkside wrote:
So you blindly do whatever the government tells you?

Thank god you were born here in America and not in 1920's Germany.
I'm pretty sure if I was born in 1920's Germany I'd also do whatever the government told me.


What about 1930s Germany?
I don't know. I don't speak German.

Author:  SpiralStairs [ Wed Feb 20, 2013 8:39 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Beau Chevassu

Boilermaker Rick wrote:
SpiralStairs wrote:
Boilermaker Rick wrote:
Darkside wrote:
So you blindly do whatever the government tells you?

Thank god you were born here in America and not in 1920's Germany.
I'm pretty sure if I was born in 1920's Germany I'd also do whatever the government told me.


What about 1930s Germany?
I don't know. I don't speak German.


Dammit man you responded too quickly!

Author:  Darkside [ Wed Feb 20, 2013 6:53 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Beau Chevassu

SpiralStairs wrote:
Boilermaker Rick wrote:
Darkside wrote:
So you blindly do whatever the government tells you?

Thank god you were born here in America and not in 1920's Germany.
I'm pretty sure if I was born in 1920's Germany I'd also do whatever the government told me.


What about if you were born in 1930s Germany but you had a hook for a hand and a slight lisp?

Then he'd be Hub Arkush, or, as he was origninally named, Hans Arkush.

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