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Author: | RFDC [ Fri Mar 15, 2013 9:04 am ] |
Post subject: | Chicken Man |
wtf is wrong with people... ![]() Quote: In 1992, then-Lake County Superior Court Judge Bernard Carter ordered psychiatrists to examine a St. John Township man accused of “bizarre crimes against animals.” The 21-year-old man stole a Rottweiller dog and broke its neck even though he was on probation for pleading guilty the previous year to killing a rooster and a goose in separate incidents. Previous to that, the man’s neighbors suspected he was behind a series of disappearances of sheep, goats, a calf, and other pets from the rural area. And he always rode his bicycle to conduct his twisted acts of perversion with animals. Have you guessed the identity of this obviously mentally ill man? Yes, of course, it’s Michael Bessigano, the now 42-year-old headline-grabber from New Chicago. Last week, he was arrested yet again on felony charges of bestiality, killing a domestic animal, and mutilating a vertebrate animal. When cops searched his home, they found feathers from a dead bird, bestiality pornography, a rubber wolf-head mask, and an altar surrounded by candles. “And the pants he was wearing were covered in blood,” added Lake County Sheriff’s Police Detective Michelle Dvorsack, the lead investigator in Bessigano’s case since 2007. Go ahead and snicker before we collectively shake our heads in disbelief. Again, after 20-plus years of reading about his misdeeds. We do it every time we hear about this guy, the “chicken man,” whose most infamous act was having sex with a live chicken in a hotel room back in 2001. http://posttrib.suntimes.com/18808510-5 ... a-fox.html |
Author: | Hatchetman [ Fri Mar 15, 2013 9:05 am ] |
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I thought they blew him up in Philly years ago. |
Author: | SpiralStairs [ Fri Mar 15, 2013 9:06 am ] |
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Intense mental illness? |
Author: | TurdFerguson [ Fri Mar 15, 2013 9:08 am ] |
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This mean Terry won't being flying solo today? |
Author: | rogers park bryan [ Fri Mar 15, 2013 9:09 am ] |
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RFDC wrote: “And the pants he was wearing were covered in blood,” The very pants he was going to return |
Author: | RFDC [ Fri Mar 15, 2013 9:10 am ] |
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Quote: When cops searched his home, they found feathers from a dead bird, bestiality pornography, a rubber wolf-head mask, and an altar surrounded by candles ![]() I hope there was no wine fridge in his home... |
Author: | Chus [ Fri Mar 15, 2013 9:13 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Chicken Man |
rogers park bryan wrote: RFDC wrote: “And the pants he was wearing were covered in blood,” The very pants he was going to return KRAMER: I slipped, and fell in the mud. Ruining the very pants I was about to return. ELAINE: I don't understand.. you were wearing the pants you were returning? KRAMER: Well, I guess I was.. ELAINE: What were you gonna wear on the way back? KRAMER: Elaine, are you listening?! I didn't even get there! |
Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Fri Mar 15, 2013 9:17 am ] |
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Hatchetman wrote: I thought they blew him up in Philly years ago. WELL played!
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Author: | rogers park bryan [ Fri Mar 15, 2013 9:18 am ] |
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So, who's having sex with the Hen? |
Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Fri Mar 15, 2013 9:21 am ] |
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Quote: whose most infamous act was having sex with a live chicken in a hotel room back in 2001. Well, that would explain Little Jerry's poor egg production.
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Author: | Chus [ Fri Mar 15, 2013 9:30 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Chicken Man |
rogers park bryan wrote: So, who's having sex with the Hen? Mr. Ross: They're all chickens. The rooster has sex with all of them. Frank: That's perverse! |
Author: | ontiveros [ Fri Mar 15, 2013 9:53 am ] |
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() well played, everyone. |
Author: | rogers park bryan [ Fri Mar 15, 2013 9:58 am ] |
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Maybe the guy is a vet Oh, I'll take a vet over an M.D. any day. They gotta be able to cure a (Snaps his fingers in rhythm with his words) lizard, a chicken, a pig, a frog (Stops snapping) - all on the same day. |
Author: | Chus [ Fri Mar 15, 2013 10:01 am ] |
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Jerry: May cause excessive panting, and loss of fur? These pills are for a dog! Kramer: Jerry, we have the same symptoms. |
Author: | rogers park bryan [ Fri Mar 15, 2013 10:17 am ] |
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When cops searched his home, they found feathers from a dead bird Fredo is dead |
Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Fri Mar 15, 2013 10:22 am ] |
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Hey Kramer, Elaine is a afraid of Snowball! Snowball?! He runs on batteries! |
Author: | jimmypasta [ Fri Mar 15, 2013 2:01 pm ] |
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Author: | Colonel Angus [ Fri Mar 15, 2013 7:05 pm ] |
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Author: | Curious Hair [ Fri Mar 15, 2013 7:07 pm ] |
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I said to myself "there's no St. John Township in Lake County that I know of is ther--OH YES OF COURSE NOW IT ALL MAKES SENSE" |
Author: | Irish Boy [ Fri Mar 15, 2013 7:40 pm ] |
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Wait a second. There's a New Chicago? |
Author: | RFDC [ Fri Mar 15, 2013 8:03 pm ] |
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Irish Boy wrote: Wait a second. There's a New Chicago? Yes sir. Spent the first 20 yrs of my life there. |
Author: | Irish Boy [ Fri Mar 15, 2013 8:20 pm ] |
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RFDC wrote: Irish Boy wrote: Wait a second. There's a New Chicago? Yes sir. Spent the first 20 yrs of my life there. Man, I spent the first 25 years of my life in regular Chicago and never heard that once. I know East Chicago, of course. And North Chicago. Google Maps tells me there is a New Chicago, California as well. If my reading of the satellite is accurate, there are exactly five houses there. |
Author: | RFDC [ Fri Mar 15, 2013 8:22 pm ] |
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Irish Boy wrote: RFDC wrote: Irish Boy wrote: Wait a second. There's a New Chicago? Yes sir. Spent the first 20 yrs of my life there. Man, I spent the first 25 years of my life in regular Chicago and never heard that once. I know East Chicago, of course. And North Chicago. Google Maps tells me there is a New Chicago, California as well. If my reading of the satellite is accurate, there are exactly five houses there. Yeah don't really surprise me. It is a strange deal as the physical address was not listed as New Chicago. My parents house had an address listed as in Hobart, the phone was a Lake Station #, but the actual house was in a town known as New Chicago. |
Author: | 24_Guy [ Fri Mar 15, 2013 11:44 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Chicken Man |
Jonathan Mardukas: You ever had sex with an animal Jack? Remember those chickens on the Indian reservation? There were some good looking chickens there Jack. You know, between us... Jack Walsh: Yeah, there were a couple there I wouldn't mind taking a shot at. |
Author: | newper [ Fri Mar 15, 2013 11:59 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Chicken Man |
On which side does a chicken have the most feathers? On the outside. Why Couldn't The Chicken Find Her Eggs? Because She Mislaid Them. Diner: I can't eat this chicken. Call the manager. Waiter: It's no use. He can't eat it either. Psychiatrist: What's your problem? Patient: I think I'm a chicken. Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on? Patient: Ever since I was an egg! What happened to the baby chicken that misbehaved at school? It was eggspelled. Why didn't the chicken skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have enough guts Why did the chick disappoint his mother? He wasn't what he was cracked up to be! |
Author: | Colonel Angus [ Sat Mar 16, 2013 12:51 am ] |
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