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Author:  good dolphin [ Thu Mar 28, 2013 8:32 am ]
Post subject:  Kaner

trying to hide your prematurely bald spot with a Cubs cap on the cover of the sun times while shaking Lebron James hand before the Bulls beat him. I believe the young hipsters would call that a triple fail.

Author:  The Original Kid Cairo [ Thu Mar 28, 2013 8:35 am ]
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Image

Author:  bigfan [ Thu Mar 28, 2013 8:46 am ]
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good dolphin wrote:
trying to hide your prematurely bald spot with a Cubs cap on the cover of the sun times while shaking Lebron James hand before the Bulls beat him. I believe the young hipsters would call that a triple fail.


Maybe bald spots are what he and LBJ discussed. Of course LBJ is just drastically receding. Need the big headband.

Author:  Northside_Dan [ Thu Mar 28, 2013 8:47 am ]
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bigfan wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
trying to hide your prematurely bald spot with a Cubs cap on the cover of the sun times while shaking Lebron James hand before the Bulls beat him. I believe the young hipsters would call that a triple fail.


Maybe bald spots are what he and LBJ discussed. Of course LBJ is just drastically receding. Need the big headband.


Surprised he hasn't gone ahead and shave that thing off. Especially considering all black dudes look good bald.

Author:  spmack [ Thu Mar 28, 2013 8:51 am ]
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What's the deal with you guys always hating on guys with hair loss? Doesn't this affect more than 50% of all men?

Maybe I'm sensitive to it because I'm the first Camps man to make it past 30 (I'll be 34 in 2 months) with all of my hair. I check the mirror everyday. I think I may grow it out a la Kid Cairo because I don't know how long it will last....but Cairo's got that good "juices and berry" hair. Not me.

Author:  Terry's Peeps [ Thu Mar 28, 2013 8:52 am ]
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Northside_Dan wrote:
bigfan wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
trying to hide your prematurely bald spot with a Cubs cap on the cover of the sun times while shaking Lebron James hand before the Bulls beat him. I believe the young hipsters would call that a triple fail.


Maybe bald spots are what he and LBJ discussed. Of course LBJ is just drastically receding. Need the big headband.


Surprised he hasn't gone ahead and shave that thing off. Especially considering all black dudes look good bald.


Remember when Pippen shaved his head?

:shaking:

Author:  The Original Kid Cairo [ Thu Mar 28, 2013 8:54 am ]
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spmack wrote:
What's the deal with you guys always hating on guys with hair loss? Doesn't this affect more than 50% of all men?

Maybe I'm sensitive to it because I'm the first Camps man to make it past 30 (I'll be 34 in 2 months) with all of my hair. I check the mirror everyday. I think I may grow it out a la Kid Cairo because I don't know how long it will last....but Cairo's got that good "juices and berry" hair. Not me.

:lol:

Hey man, if you've made it to 33 without balding, I think you're in pretty good shape. It usually sets in by the time you're 25.

Author:  Douchebag [ Thu Mar 28, 2013 8:55 am ]
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spmack wrote:
What's the deal with you guys always hating on guys with hair loss? Doesn't this affect more than 50% of all men?

Maybe I'm sensitive to it because I'm the first Camps man to make it past 30 (I'll be 34 in 2 months) with all of my hair. I check the mirror everyday. I think I may grow it out a la Kid Cairo because I don't know how long it will last....but Cairo's got that good "juices and berry" hair. Not me.

KURT: Elaine said you would be the best person I could talk to.

GEORGE (examining Kurt's head with a lamp): Yep. Classic horseshoe pattern. I've seen a lot of this.

KURT: Oh, God.

GEORGE: No, no, Kurt - wrong attitude. You should be happy now.

KURT: Happy? Why should I be happy?

GEORGE: You've still got pretty good coverage. Once the enemy advances beyond this perimeter - (points at Kurt's head with a pen) - then you won't be Kurt anymore.

KURT: Who will I be?

(George points at himself. Kurt shudders.)

KURT: How long do I have?

GEORGE (solemnly): 14 months. Maybe 10.

KURT: Is there anything I can do?

GEORGE: Yes. Live, dammit. Live! Every precious moment as if this was the last year of your life. Because in many ways...it is. (There's a knock at the door.) Excuse me.

(George answers the door. Celia enters.)

GEORGE: Celia? W-w-what are you doing here?

CELIA: Well, I didn't get my parole, so I busted out.

GEORGE (nervously): And-and you just decided to pop in...!

Author:  The Original Kid Cairo [ Thu Mar 28, 2013 8:56 am ]
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Terry's Peeps wrote:
Remember when Pippen shaved his head?

:shaking:

Yeah, he had some strange scalp fat going on that year. It's like he was 300 lbs and he suddenly lost half of it and had a bunch of hanging skin left over.

Author:  Terry's Peeps [ Thu Mar 28, 2013 8:57 am ]
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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
Terry's Peeps wrote:
Remember when Pippen shaved his head?

:shaking:

Yeah, he had some strange scalp fat going on that year. It's like he was 300 lbs and he suddenly lost half of it and had a bunch of hanging skin left over.


It looked like Abdullah the Butcher's forehead.

Author:  The Original Kid Cairo [ Thu Mar 28, 2013 9:01 am ]
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immessedup17 wrote:
juices and berry hair...

That was good, wasn't it?

Author:  good dolphin [ Thu Mar 28, 2013 9:13 am ]
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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
spmack wrote:
What's the deal with you guys always hating on guys with hair loss? Doesn't this affect more than 50% of all men?

Maybe I'm sensitive to it because I'm the first Camps man to make it past 30 (I'll be 34 in 2 months) with all of my hair. I check the mirror everyday. I think I may grow it out a la Kid Cairo because I don't know how long it will last....but Cairo's got that good "juices and berry" hair. Not me.

:lol:

Hey man, if you've made it to 33 without balding, I think you're in pretty good shape. It usually sets in by the time you're 25.


I've got the bald spot growing in. I had a nice full head of hair through my 30s. Like Michael Jackson sang "I'll be there"

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Thu Mar 28, 2013 10:06 am ]
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Dolphin saw the Cubs hat and immediately had to build a dbotw around it



Ive got a spot behind my right ear in the back that thinned for some reason when i was 20. That was bad. Been lustrous ever since

Author:  TurdFerguson [ Thu Mar 28, 2013 11:08 am ]
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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
spmack wrote:
What's the deal with you guys always hating on guys with hair loss? Doesn't this affect more than 50% of all men?

Maybe I'm sensitive to it because I'm the first Camps man to make it past 30 (I'll be 34 in 2 months) with all of my hair. I check the mirror everyday. I think I may grow it out a la Kid Cairo because I don't know how long it will last....but Cairo's got that good "juices and berry" hair. Not me.

:lol:

Hey man, if you've made it to 33 without balding, I think you're in pretty good shape. It usually sets in by the time you're 25.


Turned 33 today with a full head. Boom.

Author:  The Original Kid Cairo [ Thu Mar 28, 2013 11:09 am ]
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Happy Birthday Turd!

Author:  redskingreg [ Thu Mar 28, 2013 12:44 pm ]
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Juices and beary hear

Author:  The Original Kid Cairo [ Thu Mar 28, 2013 12:58 pm ]
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:lol: Oh Greg...

Author:  spmack [ Thu Mar 28, 2013 1:48 pm ]
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redskingreg wrote:
Juices and beary hear

Has he blocked you, too? :D

Author:  Crystal Lake Hoffy [ Thu Mar 28, 2013 9:48 pm ]
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Trying to figure out why I have people on my Twitter feed who are angry at Kane for taking a picture with LeBron. Time to start blocking people.

Author:  good dolphin [ Fri Mar 29, 2013 8:07 am ]
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I'm sure they'll be devastated.

This is the thing I really don't get about Twitter: I can see why you might follow someone who provides "necessary" information to you immediately. What is the value of following Crystal Lake Hoffy above what can be gained by just having a conversation with him?

Author:  redskingreg [ Fri Mar 29, 2013 8:50 am ]
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spmack wrote:
redskingreg wrote:
Juices and beary hear

Has he blocked you, too? :D


I've never tweeted Leary, nor do I follow him.

Author:  Crystal Lake Hoffy [ Fri Mar 29, 2013 11:17 pm ]
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good dolphin wrote:
I'm sure they'll be devastated.

This is the thing I really don't get about Twitter: I can see why you might follow someone who provides "necessary" information to you immediately. What is the value of following Crystal Lake Hoffy above what can be gained by just having a conversation with him?


I'm pretty sure you will gain nothing out of conversation with me either.

Author:  Nas [ Fri Mar 29, 2013 11:26 pm ]
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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
spmack wrote:
What's the deal with you guys always hating on guys with hair loss? Doesn't this affect more than 50% of all men?

Maybe I'm sensitive to it because I'm the first Camps man to make it past 30 (I'll be 34 in 2 months) with all of my hair. I check the mirror everyday. I think I may grow it out a la Kid Cairo because I don't know how long it will last....but Cairo's got that good "juices and berry" hair. Not me.

:lol:

Hey man, if you've made it to 33 without balding, I think you're in pretty good shape. It usually sets in by the time you're 25.


I'll be 31 in a couple weeks and my hair is thinning up front. I'm going to the barber every 3 weeks now instead of 2 because I think that's the cause. My head is too big to go bald. I may have to start getting the Obama haircut.

Author:  Regular Reader [ Sat Mar 30, 2013 12:38 am ]
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This thread is damned depressing.... :( :drunken: :(

Memories....

Author:  Crystal Lake Hoffy [ Sat Mar 30, 2013 8:46 am ]
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I thought I'd be lucky. My men on my mom's side of the family goes bald in their early 20s. I don't know anyone on my dad's side other than my dad, but he still has his hair in his 60s. About a year ago, it started falling out. I'd wake up with a piece of hair in my mouth often or have hair on the sink. It sucks, but what can you do. I think part of it is I have really bad flaking on my scalp and the other part was the stress in my life. Not sure if that was doing it or what.

Author:  good dolphin [ Mon Apr 01, 2013 8:58 am ]
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Nas wrote:
The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
spmack wrote:
What's the deal with you guys always hating on guys with hair loss? Doesn't this affect more than 50% of all men?

Maybe I'm sensitive to it because I'm the first Camps man to make it past 30 (I'll be 34 in 2 months) with all of my hair. I check the mirror everyday. I think I may grow it out a la Kid Cairo because I don't know how long it will last....but Cairo's got that good "juices and berry" hair. Not me.

:lol:

Hey man, if you've made it to 33 without balding, I think you're in pretty good shape. It usually sets in by the time you're 25.


I'll be 31 in a couple weeks and my hair is thinning up front. I'm going to the barber every 3 weeks now instead of 2 because I think that's the cause. My head is too big to go bald. I may have to start getting the Obama haircut.


your head is like Goldman Sach- too big to fail

Author:  Dallas Winston [ Mon Apr 01, 2013 10:04 am ]
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Terry's Peeps wrote:
Remember when Pippen shaved his head?

:shaking:


I almost had that memory flushed from my mind. That was a something. :shock: Like a Sharpei's ass.

Author:  Nas [ Mon Apr 01, 2013 11:30 am ]
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good dolphin wrote:
Nas wrote:
The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
spmack wrote:
What's the deal with you guys always hating on guys with hair loss? Doesn't this affect more than 50% of all men?

Maybe I'm sensitive to it because I'm the first Camps man to make it past 30 (I'll be 34 in 2 months) with all of my hair. I check the mirror everyday. I think I may grow it out a la Kid Cairo because I don't know how long it will last....but Cairo's got that good "juices and berry" hair. Not me.

:lol:

Hey man, if you've made it to 33 without balding, I think you're in pretty good shape. It usually sets in by the time you're 25.


I'll be 31 in a couple weeks and my hair is thinning up front. I'm going to the barber every 3 weeks now instead of 2 because I think that's the cause. My head is too big to go bald. I may have to start getting the Obama haircut.


your head is like Goldman Sach- too big to fail


That's what she said.

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