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| Author: | good dolphin [ Thu Mar 28, 2013 9:22 am ] |
| Post subject: | Jesus |
You couldn't have waited just one more day to rise from the dead so that I could get a day off? Now I have to go through all the family shennanigans without the payoff. At least the tournament is on this year. |
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| Author: | Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Thu Mar 28, 2013 12:04 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Jesus |
good dolphin wrote: You couldn't have waited just one more day to rise from the dead . Was that really his call? |
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| Author: | bigfan [ Thu Mar 28, 2013 12:05 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Jesus |
Over Rated! |
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| Author: | denisdman [ Thu Mar 28, 2013 12:06 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Jesus |
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: good dolphin wrote: You couldn't have waited just one more day to rise from the dead . Was that really his call? Because of the trinity (3 in 1), I'd say it's 1/3 his fault. |
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Thu Mar 28, 2013 12:15 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Jesus |
denisdman wrote: Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: good dolphin wrote: You couldn't have waited just one more day to rise from the dead . Was that really his call? Because of the trinity (3 in 1), I'd say it's 1/3 his fault. Yet, concurrently, it's also all His fault. |
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| Author: | Seacrest [ Thu Mar 28, 2013 12:17 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Jesus |
Don Tiny wrote: denisdman wrote: Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: good dolphin wrote: You couldn't have waited just one more day to rise from the dead . Was that really his call? Because of the trinity (3 in 1), I'd say it's 1/3 his fault. Yet, concurrently, it's also all His fault. Everything is God's fault. |
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| Author: | bigfan [ Thu Mar 28, 2013 1:31 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Jesus |
Busy guy that God. D Rose can't even get in to see him! |
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| Author: | MattInTheCrown [ Mon Apr 01, 2013 1:38 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Jesus |
Easter's the anti-Thanksgiving. Whereas Thanksgiving always falls on a Thursday, getting you a day off, Easter always falls on Sunday, spoiling a day off you already have. For this reason, and several others, Easter is the worst holiday. |
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| Author: | Peoria Matt [ Mon Apr 01, 2013 3:14 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Jesus |
Don't crucify the guy. |
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| Author: | Killer V [ Mon Apr 01, 2013 6:21 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Jesus |
Crown his ass! |
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| Author: | Baby McNown [ Mon Apr 01, 2013 6:28 pm ] |
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| Author: | chaspoppcap [ Mon Apr 01, 2013 8:30 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Jesus |
Blasphemers!!!!!!!!!!!! All of you are going to the pits of hell and be the plaything of the First of the Fallen,The Master of Abortions. If I had a rock and a bunch of followers and this where 2000 years ago I would come pay you a visit and chuck rocks at you. But as this is 2013 and I am not some Islamic wack-job. I will just do this |
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| Author: | lipidquadcab [ Mon Apr 01, 2013 8:40 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Jesus |
chaspoppcap wrote: Blasphemers!!!!!!!!!!!! All of you are going to the pits of hell and be the plaything of the First of the Fallen,The Master of Abortions. If I had a rock and a bunch of followers and this where 2000 years ago I would come pay you a visit and chuck rocks at you. But as this is 2013 and I am not some Islamic wack-job. I will just do this Damn...I was really looking forward to seeing you as the lead story on the KWQC news tonight... |
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| Author: | Redneckmommy [ Mon Apr 01, 2013 8:46 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Jesus |
What sucks is some years he decides to die on HRH's birthday....HRH does not share a day with anyone |
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| Author: | Crystal Lake Hoffy [ Mon Apr 01, 2013 8:55 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Jesus |
My office gives us Good Friday as a paid day off. Maybe you guys just need to find a better place to work. |
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| Author: | sjboyd0137 [ Mon Apr 01, 2013 8:58 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Jesus |
Redneckmommy wrote: What sucks is some years he decides to die on HRH's birthday....HRH does not share a day with anyone As someone else who runs into this issue, Easter on your birthday sucks. |
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| Author: | rogers park bryan [ Mon Apr 01, 2013 9:20 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Jesus |
Plus why didn't he just turn water into wine to start the wedding? Had to wait til they were dry and play Captain Save a wedding? |
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| Author: | WhiteAndProud [ Tue Apr 02, 2013 8:46 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Jesus |
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| Author: | good dolphin [ Tue Apr 02, 2013 9:35 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Jesus |
rogers park bryan wrote: Plus why didn't he just turn water into wine to start the wedding? Had to wait til they were dry and play Captain Save a wedding? Wrong. The story clearly states that guests praised the bride and groom for saving the best wine until the end after all the alcoholic mooch in laws had swilled the cheaper stuff and gotten themselves drunk. |
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| Author: | rogers park bryan [ Tue Apr 02, 2013 9:44 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Jesus |
good dolphin wrote: rogers park bryan wrote: Plus why didn't he just turn water into wine to start the wedding? Had to wait til they were dry and play Captain Save a wedding? Wrong. The story clearly states that guests praised the bride and groom for saving the best wine until the end after all the alcoholic mooch in laws had swilled the cheaper stuff and gotten themselves drunk. Still, he was an oppurtunist |
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| Author: | good dolphin [ Tue Apr 02, 2013 12:10 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Jesus |
rogers park bryan wrote: good dolphin wrote: rogers park bryan wrote: Plus why didn't he just turn water into wine to start the wedding? Had to wait til they were dry and play Captain Save a wedding? Wrong. The story clearly states that guests praised the bride and groom for saving the best wine until the end after all the alcoholic mooch in laws had swilled the cheaper stuff and gotten themselves drunk. Still, he was an oppurtunist I would have walked up to him and said "if you really want to impress me, you'll turn this shit into bourbon". |
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| Author: | A7X [ Tue Apr 02, 2013 2:11 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Jesus |
rogers park bryan wrote: Plus why didn't he just turn water into wine to start the wedding? Had to wait til they were dry and play Captain Save a wedding? This reminds me of the D.L. Hughley bit. I don't normally do this, but (snaps fingers) lets keep da party goin'. 
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