You see, that's where you're wrong, Peeps: it has EVERYTHING to do with Scott Foster.

Get it right, Chunky D:

1. A few years ago, I posted a pic of a jizzstache - admitted - and although I believe it was entirely contextual and quite hilarious given the banter I was engaged in, it was not warmly received by the gentry;

2. I INADVERTENTLY posted two pics, one of a human penis, and one of a candle shaped like a penis, after that "FUCK YEAH NOUNS" site switched the original photos that came up upon my initial creation of the two jpegs. I honestly had no idea what was going on, as, for a while, I couldn't even view the offending pic on my comp. When I logged in on a different computer, I saw the offending images and had them removed - right after Don finished jizzing his fruit of the Looms at the accidental spectacle;

3. I posted two pics yesterday (in this thread) of pieces of bread that were, or had elements that were, shaped like a penis, as I was attempting to start a silly "Penisbread" meme. As I was thinking of it, I pictured the Always sunny characters repeating the term over and over for an entire episode. I guess that one fell short, so I doctored the images in an attempt to make them a bit more humorous, but appreciation for that effort was lost as well.

That's pretty much it. Nothing much to write home about.

This thread sucks.

Oh man. A thread that was supposed to be about Conspiracy and ended up about Frank's junk

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