Little Johnny and Susie are only days away from walking across the stage in their cap and gown. The tee-ball superstar in your family just hit a home run in his final game. Your cheerleader daughter and all her friends are like, TOTALLY GOING DOWN TO STATE!!

So let's grab some soap and write all about it on the windows of your gas guzzling SUV. It's like a Facebook wall on the road, only I can't comment on it. But I can still throw rocks.

You know what I like to celebrate? Unobstructed lines of sight while driving.

You know what I like to celebrate? Unobstructed lines of sight while driving.

Why? So you can creep in on their SUV? Weird man. Weird.

Threesomes are the bee's knees these days, brometheus.

Little Johnny and Susie are only days away from walking across the stage in their cap and gown. The tee-ball superstar in your family just hit a home run in his final game. Your cheerleader daughter and all her friends are like, TOTALLY GOING DOWN TO STATE!!

So let's grab some soap and write all about it on the windows of your gas guzzling SUV. It's like a Facebook wall on the road, only I can't comment on it. But I can still throw rocks.

You know what I like to celebrate? Unobstructed lines of sight while driving.

Whatever bro. Do you know whether that soccer mom is DTF? Threesomes are the bee's knees these days, brometheus.

How is this getting them closer to a championship?

Hard to write much when you have these already obstructing the back window first.

You forgot these also:

I hate people that distribute hazardous materials on the highway.
You hate soap writing people.

It's a funny world.