FavreFan wrote:
I'm gonna walk a goat across the country to raise thoughts and prayers for Oklahoma.
"Walk" a goat .... sure ........
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| Author: | the ghost of t-dub [ Fri May 31, 2013 8:57 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Little Danny Bern-stine |
Just had this roll across my Twitter feed: Dan Bernstein @dan_bernstein 14m Damaged OK communities do not need worthless "thoughts and prayers." They need our actual money. Hey Dan, Fuck you. If someone wants to put the people of this ravaged state in their thoughts and prayers and feels like it will help in some way let them do it. They don't need some all-knowing douche telling them to do otherwise. I'll bet there are thousands of people there who would gladly take those thoughts and prayers you miserable bastard. Not everybody makes the dinero Lil Danny makes at The Score. I'm obviously not some Holy Roller who wears his religious beliefs on my sleeves but maybe thoughts and prayers are all some people can offer. |
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| Author: | SpiralStairs [ Fri May 31, 2013 9:41 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Little Danny Bern-stine |
Is it worse to wish people the people of OK well, or to bloviate about how useless such wishes are on Twitter? |
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| Author: | redskingreg [ Fri May 31, 2013 9:43 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Little Danny Bern-stine |
SpiralStairs wrote: Is it worse to wish people the people of OK well, or to bloviate about how useless such wishes are on Twitter? Exactly. His tweet and those "thoughts and prayers" yielded the same amount of $$$$ to OK. |
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| Author: | veganfan21 [ Fri May 31, 2013 9:58 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Little Danny Bern-stine |
the ghost of t-dub wrote: Just had this roll across my Twitter feed: Dan Bernstein @dan_bernstein 14m Damaged OK communities do not need worthless "thoughts and prayers." They need our actual money. Hey Dan, Fuck you. If someone wants to put the people of this ravaged state in their thoughts and prayers and feels like it will help in some way let them do it. They don't need some all-knowing douche telling them to do otherwise. I'll bet there are thousands of people there who would gladly take those thoughts and prayers you miserable bastard. Not everybody makes the dinero Lil Danny makes at The Score. I'm obviously not some Holy Roller who wears his religious beliefs on my sleeves but maybe thoughts and prayers are all some people can offer. +1 This is indefensible, irrespective of your beliefs on prayer. Like t dub says, maybe keeping OK in one's thoughts and/or prayers is all one can do. It's a basic expression of human sympathy, something Dan failed to display when writing this callous tweet. |
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| Author: | Curious Hair [ Fri May 31, 2013 10:00 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Little Danny Bern-stine |
What I want to know is why Dan dredged up this same thought at what I'm to believe is 8:30 p.m. on the 31st of May, thus apropos of relatively nothing. What else does he tweet at random hours of evenings? "I'm bored and nothing's on the Food Network. You know who's an asshole? Lance Armstrong!" |
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| Author: | Curious Hair [ Fri May 31, 2013 10:01 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Little Danny Bern-stine |
Dan Bernstein @dan_bernstein 14m Just made lamb shanks w/sriracha when I remembered that some irretrievable idiots still like fighting in hockey. |
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| Author: | Drop In [ Fri May 31, 2013 10:03 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Little Danny Bern-stine |
First, I think someone started a thread about nicknames. If you have to do the BernStine thing, you already lose. However, this is a worthy DB thread. It's not worth being part of the "block party" to debate it on Twitter, so we'll have at it. His premise is correct. The same people come out with the same verbiage during every occurrence. If my house gets hit by a tornado, I'm going to appreciate the people that said they were thinking about it negatively. Shocking. I'm going to remember the people that helped pick up whatever belongings I have left, or saved my family. The same can be said about donations, as opposed to thoughts and prayers to whatever you pray to at night. But there are many people that would donate if they could, but, as Jason Goff would say, need to keep the light bill on. Dan, take your absolute arguments and shove them up your giggy. I'm glad I'm in a position to offer sentiment and financial generosity, but that doesn't represent everyone. |
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| Author: | FavreFan [ Fri May 31, 2013 10:27 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Little Danny Bern-stine |
I'm gonna walk a goat across the country to raise thoughts and prayers for Oklahoma. |
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Fri May 31, 2013 10:32 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Little Danny Bern-stine |
FavreFan wrote: I'm gonna walk a goat across the country to raise thoughts and prayers for Oklahoma. "Walk" a goat .... sure ........
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| Author: | Peoria Matt [ Fri May 31, 2013 10:48 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Little Danny Bern-stine |
FavreFan wrote: I'm gonna walk a goat across the country to raise thoughts and prayers for Oklahoma. While fighting with a hockey player. |
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| Author: | Terry's Peeps [ Fri May 31, 2013 10:50 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Little Danny Bern-stine |
FavreFan wrote: I'm gonna walk a goat across the country to raise thoughts and prayers for Oklahoma. If I get 12 other CSFMB members to donate thoughts and prayers, I will match EACH AND EVERY ONE! |
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| Author: | Nas [ Fri May 31, 2013 10:54 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Little Danny Bern-stine |
How do those thoughts and prayers get you closer to rebuilding? You can never rebuild with thoughts and prayers. Unfollow yourself, Idiot! |
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| Author: | Drop In [ Fri May 31, 2013 10:57 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Little Danny Bern-stine |
Terry's Peeps wrote: FavreFan wrote: I'm gonna walk a goat across the country to raise thoughts and prayers for Oklahoma. If I get 12 other CSFMB members to donate thoughts and prayers, I will match EACH AND EVERY ONE! I don't hold the same contempt for the charity match. It wouldn't surprise me if Dan was the mystery 10k provider. But I would like to make a hat out of your sarcasm. It would be snazzy, and include a picture of us doing a fist bump. |
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| Author: | denisdman [ Fri May 31, 2013 11:02 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Little Danny Bern-stine |
Just another reason to dislike this guy. |
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| Author: | Scorehead [ Sat Jun 01, 2013 12:51 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Little Danny Bern-stine |
What a fucking jagoff. Small minded spiteful & insecure people live their lives belittling others. Berns is their poster child. |
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| Author: | Drop In [ Sat Jun 01, 2013 12:59 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Little Danny Bern-stine |
Scorehead wrote: What a fucking jagoff. Small minded spiteful & insecure people live their lives belittling others. Berns is their poster child. Difficult to dispute. I would be willing to bet he puts five percent of his gross income to charity. Not a horrible guy. But it sure seems like he is these days. |
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| Author: | SpiralStairs [ Sat Jun 01, 2013 1:16 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Little Danny Bern-stine |
Curious Hair wrote: Dan Bernstein @dan_bernstein 14m Just made lamb shanks w/sriracha when I remembered that some irretrievable idiots still like fighting in hockey. Who the fuck favorites this shit? Like I have a certain amount of respect for trolls because it at least involves a bit of nuance this is just pulling one's buttcheeks apart and unloading a sad torrent of inane diarrhea. |
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| Author: | Curious Hair [ Sat Jun 01, 2013 1:28 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Little Danny Bern-stine |
He didn't actually say that, but the fact that I fooled you gives me pause. ♫ Let's Fabricate Bernstein's Tweets ♫ |
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| Author: | SomeGuy [ Sat Jun 01, 2013 7:32 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Little Danny Bern-stine |
He's right, you can't do both. If you give thoughts and prayers you are no longer able to give monetary donations. Fuckin' BernSTINE. |
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| Author: | Baby McNown [ Sat Jun 01, 2013 8:32 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Little Danny Bern-stine |
Scorehead wrote: What a fucking jagoff. Small minded spiteful & insecure people live their lives belittling others. Berns is their poster child. Said in a thread ripping Dan B. Said by somebody who has no issue ripping anybody who disagrees with him on an anonymous message board. Get over yourself man. |
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| Author: | Rod [ Sat Jun 01, 2013 8:47 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Little Danny Bern-stine |
https://www.facebook.com/weneedyourprayers |
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| Author: | Mini Ditka [ Sat Jun 01, 2013 8:50 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Little Danny Bern-stine |
Clearly Bernstein believes in things he can see (i.e. money), but does not believe in things he cannot see (i.e. God). It's best to just ignore him and his radio show. |
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| Author: | Rod [ Sat Jun 01, 2013 8:53 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Little Danny Bern-stine |
Mini Ditka wrote: Clearly Bernstein believes in things he can see (i.e. money), but does not believe in things he cannot see (i.e. God). Don't. Talk. To me. About intangibles. |
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| Author: | Chus [ Sat Jun 01, 2013 9:07 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Little Danny Bern-stine |
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote: Mini Ditka wrote: Clearly Bernstein believes in things he can see (i.e. money), but does not believe in things he cannot see (i.e. God). Don't. Talk. To me. About intangibles. Bernsie is just disappointed with God's WAR value. His weighted on base average is down this year. |
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| Author: | Rod [ Sat Jun 01, 2013 9:10 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Little Danny Bern-stine |
If you really look at the numbers, you'll find that since 9-11-2001, Allah has more wins over replacement Gods than anyone. |
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| Author: | sinicalypse [ Sat Jun 01, 2013 9:28 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Little Danny Bern-stine |
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote: If you really look at the numbers, you'll find that since 9-11-2001, Allah has more wins over replacement Gods than anyone. what i like about god is that he's a TRUE three outcome guy: you're going to heaven/paradise, you're going to hell/infinite-bad, or he doesn't exist in the first place. |
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| Author: | SpiralStairs [ Sat Jun 01, 2013 9:58 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Little Danny Bern-stine |
Curious Hair wrote: He didn't actually say that, but the fact that I fooled you gives me pause. ♫ Let's Fabricate Bernstein's Tweets ♫  Though sriracha and lamb did strike me as an odd combination. |
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| Author: | Keyser Soze [ Sat Jun 01, 2013 10:06 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Little Danny Bern-stine |
Chus wrote: Bernsie is just disappointed with God's WAR value. His weighted on base average is down this year. HIS VELOCITY HAS GONE DOWN THE LAST 3 CENTURIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| Author: | W_Z [ Sat Jun 01, 2013 10:08 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Little Danny Bern-stine |
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote: If you really look at the numbers, you'll find that since 9-11-2001, Allah has more wins over replacement Gods than anyone. god runs the triangle offense while allah has the run-and-gun method. and you didn't even have to pay to hear that bad joke. snx. |
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| Author: | the ghost of t-dub [ Sat Jun 01, 2013 10:33 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Little Danny Bern-stine |
Allah runs good STUFF! |
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