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PostPosted: Wed Dec 19, 2012 11:58 am 
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How do you not notice two inmates tie a bunch of sheets together, break the window, and scale down 20 stories to escape? And on top of that, you didn't notice for several hours and now they cannot be found. What a fucking joke.

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 19, 2012 11:59 am 
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This story is awesome. Props to these dudes. They climbed down about 20 stories to escape. Takes some balls.

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On top of that I don't understand how no one on the outside saw it....it's not like they did it in some secluded wooded area


if i was walking by and saw someone repelling down a 15 story building that happens to be a correctional center, I might get a little suspicious


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Apparently they were in Tinley Park for quite awhile yesterday afternoon. I mean, who can blame them? ThunderBowl is the mad note.


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How do you not notice two inmates tie a bunch of sheets together, break the window, and scale down 20 stories to escape? And on top of that, you didn't notice for several hours and now they cannot be found. What a fucking joke.

http://www.dailyherald.com/article/20121219/news/712199902/

Aren't you always complaining about high taxes? So you want to spend more on Prisons? This was only the second escape from this place ever. I think they are doing okay.

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How do you not notice two inmates tie a bunch of sheets together, break the window, and scale down 20 stories to escape? And on top of that, you didn't notice for several hours and now they cannot be found. What a fucking joke.

http://www.dailyherald.com/article/20121219/news/712199902/

Aren't you always complaining about high taxes? So you want to spend more on Prisons? This was only the second escape from this place ever. I think they are doing okay.


Cut taxes and take away their bed sheets!


But seriously, the only reason there have only been two escapes is because the inmates obviously didn't realize how easy it was to escape.


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They reportedly broke through a wall using prison-issued dumbbells.

WE NEED TO FOCUS ON DUMBBELL CONTROL, PEOPLE.


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I work two blocks from there. Would've been cool to witness something like that.

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 19, 2012 12:16 pm 
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But seriously, the only reason there have only been two escapes is because the inmates obviously didn't realize how easy it was to escape.

Easy? Dropping yourself down 20 stories with only a bed sheet to support you is not exactly easy. This could have easily ended with these dopes splattering themselves all over the street below.

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But seriously, the only reason there have only been two escapes is because the inmates obviously didn't realize how easy it was to escape.

Easy? Dropping yourself down 20 stories with only a bed sheet to support you is not exactly easy. This could have easily ended with these dopes splattering themselves all over the street below.

Which would have been a better result.

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the one guy that robbed 20 banks i can see, he's made off with a shit ton of money

the other dope apparently only got like 3-4K from the bank he robbed. doesn't seem exactly worth it to risk what now is probably going to be decades in federal pound me in the ass prison


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the one guy that robbed 20 banks i can see, he's made off with a shit ton of money

the other dope apparently only got like 3-4K from the bank he robbed. doesn't seem exactly worth it to risk what now is probably going to be decades in federal pound me in the ass prison

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A bank robber named banks.....that's like an ice cream man named Cone.

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During trial, he had to be restrained because he threatened to walk out of the courtroom. He acted as his own attorney and verbally sparred with the prosecutor, at times arguing that U.S. law didn't apply to him because he was a sovereign citizen of a group that was above state and federal law.

After he was convicted by U.S. District Judge Rebecca Pallmeyer, he said he would "be seeking retribution as well as damages," the Chicago Sun-Times and Chicago Tribune reported.

When the judge asked how long he needed to submit a filing, Banks replied: "No motion will be filed, but you'll hear from me."
:lol: :lol: This guy is fucking nuts, but thats funny.

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On top of that I don't understand how no one on the outside saw it....it's not like they did it in some secluded wooded area


if i was walking by and saw someone repelling down a 15 story building that happens to be a correctional center, I might get a little suspicious


There is not a lot of people in the Loop in the middle of the night when they escaped.

I wonder how they ended up being able to hoard enough bedsheets to be able to repel down 21 floors.

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The best part of the story:

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Banks was an aspiring clothing designer who claimed to be a "sovereign citizen" who could not be tried in a federal court. He acted as his own attorney and had to be restrained during his trial.


Usually, the people who think that the laws of the United States do not apply to them are bearded, bomb-building white guys in the most remote, shit-in-the-woods corners of Montana and Idaho. Not "aspiring clothing designers" from Chicago!

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On top of that I don't understand how no one on the outside saw it....it's not like they did it in some secluded wooded area


if i was walking by and saw someone repelling down a 15 story building that happens to be a correctional center, I might get a little suspicious


There is not a lot of people in the Loop in the middle of the night when they escaped.

I wonder how they ended up being able to hoard enough bedsheets to be able to repel down 21 floors.


that's true, originally the store said they were accounted for at the 5am headcount then missing at like 7:30-8 but now it appears the stuffed things under their blankets to make it appear they were there so we don't really know what happened in the middle of the night and that probably is when they escaped.


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A bank robber named banks.....that's like an ice cream man named Cone.


:lol:


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Douchebag wrote:
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But seriously, the only reason there have only been two escapes is because the inmates obviously didn't realize how easy it was to escape.

Easy? Dropping yourself down 20 stories with only a bed sheet to support you is not exactly easy. This could have easily ended with these dopes splattering themselves all over the street below.


Yes. Climbing out a window is easy. The only easier way to break out would be walking out the front door.


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Bagels wrote:
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:lol:

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Big Chicagoan wrote:
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But seriously, the only reason there have only been two escapes is because the inmates obviously didn't realize how easy it was to escape.

Easy? Dropping yourself down 20 stories with only a bed sheet to support you is not exactly easy. This could have easily ended with these dopes splattering themselves all over the street below.


Yes. Climbing out a window is easy. The only easier way to break out would be walking out the front door.

Climb down a 20 story building with only a bed sheet. Please...

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Douchebag wrote:
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But seriously, the only reason there have only been two escapes is because the inmates obviously didn't realize how easy it was to escape.

Easy? Dropping yourself down 20 stories with only a bed sheet to support you is not exactly easy. This could have easily ended with these dopes splattering themselves all over the street below.


Yes. Climbing out a window is easy. The only easier way to break out would be walking out the front door.

Climb down a 20 story building with only a bed sheet. Please...


I have no idea why you think this is difficult other than that you must be afraid of heights.


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BC, you're obviously only discounting their efforts because you disagree with the act. I also disagree with the act, but it doesn't make it any less ballsy.

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i can guarantee you this wouldn't have happened at Cobb County correctional center

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BC, you're obviously only discounting their efforts because you disagree with the act. I also disagree with the act, but it doesn't make it any less ballsy.


Being dangerous does not negate the fact that all a prisoner at this facility needs to do to escape is tie his bed sheets together and climb out the window.

This is how cartoons depict escapes. It has to be at the top of the list of things that need to be prevented in a prison. It is ridiculously simple. To say it was a difficult escape is to almost excuse the facility for allowing it to happen.


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I wonder how they ended up being able to hoard enough bedsheets to be able to repel down 21 floors.


That's what I kept wondering.

I would not trust my knot-tying ability.

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The window they got out of was 6" wide.

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The window they got out of was 6" wide.


That's impossible. Is this where Manute Bol has been all this time?

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BC, you're obviously only discounting their efforts because you disagree with the act. I also disagree with the act, but it doesn't make it any less ballsy.


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The window they got out of was 6" wide.


That's impossible. Is this where Manute Bol has been all this time?


In his current condition, Manute Bol would need only a half inch window from which to escape.

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