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Kirkwood

Post subject: NFL

Posted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 10:22 pm

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Funny coincidence with JORR's weird argument with fandom. With policies like this no wonder staying home is preferable.

http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/blog/eye-on-football/22404404/nfl-implements-new-bag-policy-leave-the-purses-at-home

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The NFL announced a change to its bag policy Thursday and beginning with the 2013 season, only clear plastic, vinyl or PVC bags will be permitted inside NFL stadiums.
Under the new policy, fans will be allowed to bring one bag into stadiums and that bag must be clear and not exceed 12 inches by six inches by 12 inches.

Chanel, Prada and Gucci might not be on board with the new policy, which will prohibit purses from NFL stadiums. Small clutch bags are still permitted, as long they're no bigger than "the size of a hand."

"Our fans deserve to be in a safe and secure environment," NFL vice president and chief security officer Jeffrey Miller said in a statement. "Public safety is our top priority. This will make the job of checking items much more efficient and effective. We will be able to deliver a better and quicker experience at the gates and also provide a safer environment. We appreciate our fans' cooperation."

Here's a list of items from the NFL that you will not be allowed to bring into stadiums: purses larger than a clutch bag, coolers, briefcases, backpacks, fanny packs, cinch bags, seat cushions, luggage of any kind, computer bags and camera bags or any bag larger than the permissible size.

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veganfan21

Post subject: Re: NFL

Posted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 10:32 pm

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I'm cool with it. It may be a nuisance to women perhaps who carry large purses, or parents with diaper bags, but it's about the safety of mass-congregation spaces.

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Post subject: Re: NFL

Posted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 11:02 pm

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This is absolutely ridiculous.

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Post subject: Re: NFL

Posted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 11:11 pm

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COVER STORY: THIS IS FOR YOUR SAFETY

TRUTH: heh heh now they're more likely to buy our beer.

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conns7901

Post subject: Re: NFL

Posted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 11:17 pm

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sinicalypse wrote:

COVER STORY: THIS IS FOR YOUR SAFETY

TRUTH: heh heh now they're more likely to buy our beer.

This.

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312player

Post subject: Re: NFL

Posted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 11:41 pm

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Cmon now,

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You really think the owners give a fuck about a couple dozen scrubs sneaking beer in? NFL is the Biggest sport in the country ..its not unthinkable for some crazy sick fuck to try something.

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conns7901

Post subject: Re: NFL

Posted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 11:55 pm

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312player wrote:

Cmon now,

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You really think the owners give a fuck about a couple dozen scrubs sneaking beer in? NFL is the Biggest sport in the country ..its not unthinkable for some crazy sick fuck to try something.

You think this bag policy will actually keep a bomb out?

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No Clever Moniker

Post subject: Re: NFL

Posted: Mon Jun 17, 2013 2:56 am

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They'll do promo giveaways of the type of acceptable bag early in the season. I wear cargo pants already. Alcohol in soft packs, although I just drink better before the game. No surprise here as this has been trending for some time.

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Killer V

Post subject: Re: NFL

Posted: Mon Jun 17, 2013 5:20 am

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Seat cushions? Really?

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Dewskie

Post subject: Re: NFL

Posted: Mon Jun 17, 2013 5:24 am

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Colonel Angus

Post subject: Re: NFL

Posted: Mon Jun 17, 2013 5:47 am

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This is the slippery-slope towards mandated nudeness. Be warned!

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Curious Hair

Post subject: Re: NFL

Posted: Mon Jun 17, 2013 6:16 am

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Maybe during Buy Pink Shit Month, they can sell NFL Security-compliant bags so that girls who are just one of the guys can still go to games and have their purses. Purses that have Indianapolis Colts logos on 'em!

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RFDC

Post subject: Re: NFL

Posted: Mon Jun 17, 2013 8:23 am

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Killer V wrote:

Seat cushions? Really?

yeah those seat cushions are dangerous. :roll:

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bigfan

Post subject: Re: NFL

Posted: Mon Jun 17, 2013 8:45 am

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Yeah, I am not going to games now because I cant bring my man purse!

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: NFL

Posted: Mon Jun 17, 2013 8:49 am

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RFDC wrote:

Killer V wrote:

Seat cushions? Really?

yeah those seat cushions are dangerous. :roll:

Who is bringing seat cushions to an NFL game?

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: NFL

Posted: Mon Jun 17, 2013 8:50 am

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I would think the big issue for people who go to games here, Green Bay, Buffalo, New York, etc is that sometimes you bring a bag in not for booze or food, but with blankets, extra coats, hats, and gloves.

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: NFL

Posted: Mon Jun 17, 2013 8:54 am

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Douchebag wrote:

RFDC wrote:

Killer V wrote:

Seat cushions? Really?

yeah those seat cushions are dangerous. :roll:

Who is bringing seat cushions to an NFL game?

Tons of people.

A lot of people cant sit on hard surfaces like that for three hours if they have back problems

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312player

Post subject: Re: NFL

Posted: Mon Jun 17, 2013 10:28 am

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I think it would it make it harder but anything is possible . I don't really care one way or the other. I prefer watching NFL on HD bigscreens.

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