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Author:  Douchebag [ Mon Jul 01, 2013 9:08 am ]
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I made my morning coffee a few minutes ago, and I just noticed the office is out of Sugar, so I had to throw in some Equal. WTF is this garbage? How could anyone use this shit? Bad.

Sugar substitute my ass!

Author:  Dallas Winston [ Mon Jul 01, 2013 9:15 am ]
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Any of that sugar substitute shit is far much worse for you than the real thing.

Author:  pittmike [ Mon Jul 01, 2013 9:18 am ]
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Sugar in coffee is for chicks.

Author:  Dallas Winston [ Mon Jul 01, 2013 9:21 am ]
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pittmike wrote:
Sugar in coffee is for chicks.


+1

These fuckers in AA meetings are ridiculous. 10 sugars and half a bottle of creamer per cup! Just eat a fucking candy bar!!!!

Author:  pittmike [ Mon Jul 01, 2013 9:26 am ]
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Dallas Winston wrote:
pittmike wrote:
Sugar in coffee is for chicks.


+1

These fuckers in AA meetings are ridiculous. 10 sugars and half a bottle of creamer per cup! Just eat a fucking candy bar!!!!


:lol:

Author:  Douchebag [ Mon Jul 01, 2013 9:27 am ]
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pittmike wrote:
Sugar in coffee is for chicks.

I usually go very light on the cream or sugar. I barely put any Equal in, and I taste it way more than actual sugar.

Author:  Douchebag [ Mon Jul 01, 2013 9:29 am ]
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immessedup17 wrote:
When drinking coffee....black.

When I'm in the mood for a dessert...vanilla or hazelnut latte.

Hazelnut is dogshit.

Author:  SpiralStairs [ Mon Jul 01, 2013 9:35 am ]
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When I was a kid I made the mistake of pouring one of those Sweet n' Low sugar packets into my mouth expecting a nice pre-dinner desert at TGI Fridays.

Author:  Hatchetman [ Mon Jul 01, 2013 9:35 am ]
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I recall waiting in an insurance office on Milwaukee Ave in about 1975, when I was about 4, while my parents were doing their insurance thing. I was familiar with sugar packets, those tasted pretty good. But what was in this beautiful pink packet? Must be pretty good, no? Why not give it a little try?


AAAAACKKKKK!!!! I'm DYING!! I'VE BEEN POISONED! HELP!!

Author:  leashyourkids [ Mon Jul 01, 2013 9:51 am ]
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I like it black. No other way.

Author:  Bagels [ Mon Jul 01, 2013 10:15 am ]
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leashyourkids wrote:
I like it black. No other way.


black is fine if its good quality, but you can't drink that shit in the auto mechanic waiting room straight up....
but regardless, sweetener of any kind in coffee is gross
just a bit of cream, that's all

Author:  leashyourkids [ Mon Jul 01, 2013 10:16 am ]
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Bagels wrote:
leashyourkids wrote:
I like it black. No other way.


black is fine if its good quality, but you can't drink that shit in the auto mechanic waiting room straight up....
but regardless, sweetener of any kind in coffee is gross
just a bit of cream, that's all


We are talking about coffee? My bad.

Author:  SomeGuy [ Mon Jul 01, 2013 10:24 am ]
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leashyourkids wrote:
I like it black. No other way.


Same with me.

Black, that's it and that's all.

Author:  KDdidit [ Mon Jul 01, 2013 10:58 am ]
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6 sugars and 4 creams. It's like dessert with free refills.

Author:  good dolphin [ Mon Jul 01, 2013 11:47 am ]
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I like my coffee like I like my women...not at all.

Author:  Bagels [ Mon Jul 01, 2013 12:30 pm ]
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good dolphin wrote:
I like my coffee like I like my women...not at all.


and another piece of the puzzle is revealed...

Author:  Big Chicagoan [ Mon Jul 01, 2013 12:33 pm ]
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leashyourkids wrote:
Bagels wrote:
leashyourkids wrote:
I like it black. No other way.


black is fine if its good quality, but you can't drink that shit in the auto mechanic waiting room straight up....
but regardless, sweetener of any kind in coffee is gross
just a bit of cream, that's all


We are talking about coffee? My bad.


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Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Mon Jul 01, 2013 1:43 pm ]
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Why does it matter how somebody else takes their coffee?

Author:  RFDC [ Mon Jul 01, 2013 1:45 pm ]
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
Why does it matter how somebody else takes their coffee?

Because you have to eat the right things, drink the right things the right way, and listen to the right things in order to be in the cool club.

Author:  Terry's Peeps [ Mon Jul 01, 2013 1:48 pm ]
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
Why does it matter how somebody else takes their coffee?


If we let people put sugar in their coffee, how long until they're putting cocaine in there? What about heroin?

Sugar is a slippery slope.

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Mon Jul 01, 2013 1:50 pm ]
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These are the same idiots that yell at people who use ketchup on a steak. I wouldn't do that, but to each their own. It isn't my food/drink so do whatever you want.

Author:  SomeGuy [ Mon Jul 01, 2013 1:51 pm ]
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leads directly to...


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Author:  Brick [ Mon Jul 01, 2013 1:53 pm ]
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Douchebag wrote:
I made my morning coffee a few minutes ago, and I just noticed the office is out of Sugar, so I had to throw in some Equal. WTF is this garbage? How could anyone use this shit? Bad.

Sugar substitute my ass!
You may trick the other people here, but I can see this is simply a way to bash gay marriage.

Author:  Terry's Peeps [ Mon Jul 01, 2013 1:53 pm ]
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
These are the same idiots that yell at people who use ketchup on a steak. I wouldn't do that, but to each their own. It isn't my food/drink so do whatever you want.


Societies throughout history that have tried to change how we eat and drink things have always failed.

Fact.

Author:  Furious Styles [ Mon Jul 01, 2013 2:33 pm ]
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
Why does it matter how somebody else takes their coffee?


I have a big problem with these fuckers who set up camp at the creamer/sweetener station and turn it into a big production. Move along already!

Author:  Telegram Sam [ Mon Jul 01, 2013 2:59 pm ]
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I bet Elmhurst Steve puts Separate but Equal in his coffee...

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Author:  Kirkwood [ Mon Jul 01, 2013 3:03 pm ]
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Furious Styles wrote:
Frank Coztansa wrote:
Why does it matter how somebody else takes their coffee?

Why do you care what bigfan says about the sox?
B/c it's fun to complain about shit.

Author:  Dewskie [ Mon Jul 01, 2013 3:14 pm ]
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I put a splenda packet in my coffee because our office coffee tastes like metal. I only drink it black if I pay for it somewhere that makes good coffee.

Saying this is as blasphemous as ketchup on a steak isn't comparable. Not at all. Ketchup on steak should result in being barred from the establishment.

Author:  Chus [ Mon Jul 01, 2013 3:26 pm ]
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Telegram Sam wrote:
I bet Elmhurst Steve puts Separate but Equal in his coffee...

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I doubt that he even drinks coffee. Milk all the way.

Author:  Houston Homer [ Mon Jul 01, 2013 3:48 pm ]
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immessedup17 wrote:
Frank Coztansa wrote:
These are the same idiots that yell at people who use ketchup on a steak. I wouldn't do that, but to each their own. It isn't my food/drink so do whatever you want.

Ketchup on a steak is far worse. Jesus Christ this country blows.


I'm not sure why (perhaps the painkiller is kicking in with the garage time) but that made me :lol: :lol: :lol:

3 Sweet & Lows and milk/half & half/creamer (HAS to be a liquid....DON'T GO THERE!)


I'M NOT KIDDING! :twisted:

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