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Author:  Drop In [ Sun Sep 22, 2013 5:21 pm ]
Post subject:  CVS

I know this has been discussed before, but I'm done with CVS. I'm first in line with two people behind me. Everyone looking around for a gosh darn employee. When the cashier who's in charge of facing cosmetics, and loading the bottled water to aisle three pops up, she yells that we need to ring the bell. No, your company needs to realize it's not 1956. Frankly, I feel like a self-important douche ringing a bell to "ring" my items. It's like starting a thread whenever something pops in your head. I'd also like to address the employee in question. When I have to tell you to "have a nice day" you probably suck at your job.

Author:  jimmypasta [ Sun Sep 22, 2013 5:25 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: CVS

That last line in your diatribe rings true with me. I get pissed when I have to say it first. I have to be nice? How about if I'm a customer who rips you a new asshole? will that get your attention?

Oh yeah,stick to Walgreens! It just looks cleaner.

Author:  W_Z [ Sun Sep 22, 2013 5:26 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: CVS

you'll be back.

Author:  Darkside [ Sun Sep 22, 2013 5:27 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: CVS

But they have vans that help people who are too stupid to change their own tires.

Author:  Mr. Reason [ Sun Sep 22, 2013 5:29 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: CVS

jimmypasta wrote:
Oh yeah,stick to Walgreens! It just looks cleaner.

Walgreens cost code was BRUSHCLEAN. So, that only stands to reason.

Osco's cost code was CHARELSTON.

Author:  jimmypasta [ Sun Sep 22, 2013 5:32 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: CVS

Darkside wrote:
But they have vans that help people who are too stupid to change their own tires.


How about people too dumb to have a mini-air compressor. 99% of my flats were able to get filled with air until I drove into a tire store to have them patch it.

Author:  Darkside [ Sun Sep 22, 2013 5:39 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: CVS

jimmypasta wrote:
Darkside wrote:
But they have vans that help people who are too stupid to change their own tires.


How about people too dumb to have a mini-air compressor. 99% of my flats were able to get filled with air until I drove into a tire store to have them patch it.

Yuup.
I got a first aid kit, a 120v compressor, inverter, 25 ft extension cord, 20 feet of 5000lb chain, 2 5000 lb shackles, 2 5000 lb carabiners, 4 rubber bungees, 8 fiber bungees, a multitool, flashlight, tire gauge, and an 8 in one screwdriver in my truck at all times.
Oh and a 100 bucks. Hidden just in case.

Author:  Drop In [ Sun Sep 22, 2013 5:42 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: CVS

jimmypasta wrote:
Darkside wrote:
But they have vans that help people who are too stupid to change their own tires.


How about people too dumb to have a mini-air compressor. 99% of my flats were able to get filled with air until I drove into a tire store to have them patch it.


Fix-a-Flat is smaller and does the job. But it smells funny. #FCVS

Author:  Mr. Reason [ Sun Sep 22, 2013 5:42 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: CVS

Darkside wrote:
jimmypasta wrote:
Darkside wrote:
But they have vans that help people who are too stupid to change their own tires.


How about people too dumb to have a mini-air compressor. 99% of my flats were able to get filled with air until I drove into a tire store to have them patch it.

Yuup.
I got a first aid kit, a 120v compressor, inverter, 25 ft extension cord, 20 feet of 5000lb chain, 2 5000 lb shackles, 2 5000 lb carabiners, 4 rubber bungees, 8 fiber bungees, a multitool, flashlight, tire gauge, and an 8 in one screwdriver in my truck at all times.
Oh and a 100 bucks. Hidden just in case.

Sounds more like a serial killer tool kit to me.

Author:  jimmypasta [ Sun Sep 22, 2013 5:42 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: CVS

Wow! Do you also have 8 cases of water and 6 months worth of slim jims? :lol:

"Enjoy the best of life but be prepared for the worst." Quote from the movie "Prisoners"

Author:  Darkside [ Sun Sep 22, 2013 5:45 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: CVS

Mr. Reason wrote:
Darkside wrote:
jimmypasta wrote:
Darkside wrote:
But they have vans that help people who are too stupid to change their own tires.


How about people too dumb to have a mini-air compressor. 99% of my flats were able to get filled with air until I drove into a tire store to have them patch it.

Yuup.
I got a first aid kit, a 120v compressor, inverter, 25 ft extension cord, 20 feet of 5000lb chain, 2 5000 lb shackles, 2 5000 lb carabiners, 4 rubber bungees, 8 fiber bungees, a multitool, flashlight, tire gauge, and an 8 in one screwdriver in my truck at all times.
Oh and a 100 bucks. Hidden just in case.

Sounds more like a serial killer tool kit to me.

I've needed everything there at one time or another. Pulled some poor bastatd out of a.ditch last winter with the chains, use the compressor several times a.year, the bungees all the time, multitool all the time, only thing I've not busted into is the first aid kit yet. They have them for like 12 bucks at menards. Good shit to keep in the truck.

Author:  Darkside [ Sun Sep 22, 2013 5:49 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: CVS

jimmypasta wrote:
Wow! Do you also have 8 cases of water and 6 months worth of slim jims? :lol:

"Enjoy the best of life but be prepared for the worst." Quote from the movie "Prisoners"

No. Water doesn't do well in the truck in winter really. But I do have a case of MREs. Maybe I shpuld put a couple in the truck.

Author:  Drop In [ Sun Sep 22, 2013 5:59 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: CVS

Mr. Reason wrote:
Darkside wrote:
jimmypasta wrote:
Darkside wrote:
But they have vans that help people who are too stupid to change their own tires.


How about people too dumb to have a mini-air compressor. 99% of my flats were able to get filled with air until I drove into a tire store to have them patch it.

Yuup.
I got a first aid kit, a 120v compressor, inverter, 25 ft extension cord, 20 feet of 5000lb chain, 2 5000 lb shackles, 2 5000 lb carabiners, 4 rubber bungees, 8 fiber bungees, a multitool, flashlight, tire gauge, and an 8 in one screwdriver in my truck at all times.
Oh and a 100 bucks. Hidden just in case.

Sounds more like a serial killer tool kit to me.


Do you really think it doesn't solve both needs?

Author:  Mr. Reason [ Sun Sep 22, 2013 6:02 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: CVS

Darkside wrote:
Mr. Reason wrote:
Darkside wrote:

I got a first aid kit, a 120v compressor, inverter, 25 ft extension cord, 20 feet of 5000lb chain, 2 5000 lb shackles, 2 5000 lb carabiners, 4 rubber bungees, 8 fiber bungees, a multitool, flashlight, tire gauge, and an 8 in one screwdriver in my truck at all times.
Oh and a 100 bucks. Hidden just in case.

Sounds more like a serial killer tool kit to me.

I've needed everything there at one time or another. Pulled some poor bastatd out of a.ditch last winter with the chains, use the compressor several times a.year, the bungees all the time, multitool all the time, only thing I've not busted into is the first aid kit yet. They have them for like 12 bucks at menards. Good shit to keep in the truck.

I'm sure the cops will buy that. Tell it to them when they pull their penny out to measure your tread. They'll let you go for sure.

Author:  Drop In [ Sun Sep 22, 2013 6:09 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: CVS

Darkside wrote:
jimmypasta wrote:
Darkside wrote:
But they have vans that help people who are too stupid to change their own tires.


How about people too dumb to have a mini-air compressor. 99% of my flats were able to get filled with air until I drove into a tire store to have them patch it.

Yuup.
I got a first aid kit, a 120v compressor, inverter, 25 ft extension cord, 20 feet of 5000lb chain, 2 5000 lb shackles, 2 5000 lb carabiners, 4 rubber bungees, 8 fiber bungees, a multitool, flashlight, tire gauge, and an 8 in one screwdriver in my truck at all times.
Oh and a 100 bucks. Hidden just in case.


Beardown wrote: Let's PM.

Author:  Don Tiny [ Sun Sep 22, 2013 6:17 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: CVS

Darkside wrote:
jimmypasta wrote:
Wow! Do you also have 8 cases of water and 6 months worth of slim jims? :lol:

"Enjoy the best of life but be prepared for the worst." Quote from the movie "Prisoners"

No. Water doesn't do well in the truck in winter really. But I do have a case of MREs. Maybe I shpuld put a couple in the truck.


A couple Gatorades - or any sports-type drink - will do a tad better because of the salinity (and not, like Reason, senility).

I'm of like mind with your exhaustive list .... just not like pocketbook. :lol: :(

Author:  bigfan [ Sun Sep 22, 2013 6:50 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: CVS

Drop In wrote:
I know this has been discussed before, but I'm done with CVS. I'm first in line with two people behind me. Everyone looking around for a gosh darn employee. When the cashier who's in charge of facing cosmetics, and loading the bottled water to aisle three pops up, she yells that we need to ring the bell. No, your company needs to realize it's not 1956. Frankly, I feel like a self-important douche ringing a bell to "ring" my items. It's like starting a thread whenever something pops in your head. I'd also like to address the employee in question. When I have to tell you to "have a nice day" you probably suck at your job.

Little know law, when stupidity creates a delay in all retail situations, you are entitled to a free soda while waiting!

Author:  Drop In [ Sun Sep 22, 2013 6:57 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: CVS

bigfan wrote:
Drop In wrote:
I know this has been discussed before, but I'm done with CVS. I'm first in line with two people behind me. Everyone looking around for a gosh darn employee. When the cashier who's in charge of facing cosmetics, and loading the bottled water to aisle three pops up, she yells that we need to ring the bell. No, your company needs to realize it's not 1956. Frankly, I feel like a self-important douche ringing a bell to "ring" my items. It's like starting a thread whenever something pops in your head. I'd also like to address the employee in question. When I have to tell you to "have a nice day" you probably suck at your job.

Little know law, when stupidity creates a delay in all retail situations, you are entitled to a free soda while waiting!


I don't do sugar water. It's bad for you.

Author:  Big Chicagoan [ Sun Sep 22, 2013 6:59 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: CVS

$15/hr

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Mon Sep 23, 2013 7:36 am ]
Post subject:  Re: CVS

Big Chicagoan wrote:
$15/hr

No worries.

Its becoming 0 dollars an hour with the self checkout outbreak



I think CVS trains their employees to piss people off.


Ive never seen one that was run well. The employees are always where you dont need them

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