they still have a sports section ?

isn't the paper down to a pamphlet by now?

It does sort of resemble the Mayberry Gazette these days. The auto section keeps getting bigger and the rest of the paper keeps getting smaller.

LOl you are right. Judging from the news the past couple years and my kids schools you'd think there is no more pressing issue in this country than bullying.

Some bitch ass snobby girls tried to bully my daughter the first week of Kinnygarden this year at her new school. . . HOWEVER, little did they know she is an avid practitioner of the martial arts.

The biggest girl, who my daughter had said was trying to be catty with her a few days before, came up to my daughter in the bathroom, after my daughter washed her hands, and tried to push her out of the way of the air dryer. . . so, what did my kid do?

She took the arm, of course, just as she was trained to, and then she slammed that punk bitch into the sink using that same arm.

She got in big trouble when the kid told the teacher, but I couldn't have been prouder.

I literally shed a tear of pride.

. . . flash forward: My kid says the other one has been nice to her ever since that day. When I saw her dad a week or so back, he came up to me and said that his kid can't stop talking about my daughter, in a good way - seems as if their little run-in sorted things out.

It doesn't always work out that way. That being said taking an ass whooping while defending yourself is a lot better than getting smacked and pushed around daily while you do nothing.

LOl you are right. Judging from the news the past couple years and my kids schools you'd think there is no more pressing issue in this country than bullying.

That being said taking an ass whooping while defending yourself is a lot better than getting smacked and pushed around daily while you do nothing.

Bought a Suntimes or read my dads everyday from around march madness 93 to late April 2007. Recently read one laying around at school. I thought it was a shell when I stopped buying it, it has gotten even worse.

I was teased in school because everywhere I went, I had that paper attached to me. And I hated when chicks would ask me for the "Love Is". Get your own damn paper!

Some bitch ass snobby girls tried to bully my daughter the first week of Kinnygarden this year at her new school. . . HOWEVER, little did they know she is an avid practitioner of the martial arts.

The biggest girl, who my daughter had said was trying to be catty with her a few days before, came up to my daughter in the bathroom, after my daughter washed her hands, and tried to push her out of the way of the air dryer. . . so, what did my kid do?

She took the arm, of course, just as she was trained to, and then she slammed that punk bitch into the sink using that same arm.

She got in big trouble when the kid told the teacher, but I couldn't have been prouder.

I literally shed a tear of pride.

. . . flash forward: My kid says the other one has been nice to her ever since that day. When I saw her dad a week or so back, he came up to me and said that his kid can't stop talking about my daughter, in a good way - seems as if their little run-in sorted things out.

I must be missing something. Physically assaulting a classmate shouldn't be applauded. For being catty and bumping? Yikes.

But you've gotta admit, it's a nice little story.

Everything fits, beautiful story arc, happy ending.

I went to school with Marshall Arts..

There is no greater joy than when your child wins their first bathroom brawl.

The front page:
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and web-traffic to suntimes.com has dropped by about 40% under "Ferro's Reign":

Jim O'Donnell loves this thread. I think. To be honest, I have no clue what he's talking about most of the time.

Jim O'Donnell loves this thread. I think. To be honest, I have no clue what he's talking about most of the time.

ZzzzzzSFMB is getting by on operational linguistics and nuetered guest posting, if Telegram Sam isn't the next to go, they're jokin