jimmypasta wrote:
Another Jewish guy
"Stewart" is Scottish. Payne Stewart used to wear the Stewart family plaid every year at the British Open.
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| Author: | jimmypasta [ Thu Nov 14, 2013 10:36 am ] |
| Post subject: | Jon Stewart rips Chicago |
Another Jewish guy handed a job for no apparent reason who has become the darling of all the Left Wingers on the East Coast went on a "Rip Chicago" rant. Hey , all big cities blow but when he tries to rip deep dish pizza, that's taking it too far. I have tried watching this idiot conduct an interview on a number of occasions. He acts like Dick Cavett on coke....no thanks! http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/loca ... 9813.story Deep dish pizza? How about "tomato soup in a bread bowl." Or a "(expletive) casserole" that should be served with "canned onion rings on top." And that was some of the nicer things Jon Stewart had to say about Chicago pizza during a ranting segment on the Daily Show that started with the One World Trade Center in New York City beating out Willis Tower as the country's tallest building. Stewart then knocked one of Chicago's points of pride: deep dish. "When I look at your deep dish (expletive) pizza, I don't know whether to eat it or throw a coin in it and make a wish," Stewart says. "And if I made a wish, it would be that I'd wish for some real (expletive) pizza." Noting how cold and windy Chicago winters can be, Stewart wondered whether we "cut it open and climb inside of it . . .to keep warm." He even took a few swipes at the Chicago hot dog, making fun of -- celery salt. The Daily Show's Facebook page was deluged with reaction this morning, a lot of the posts using unprintable adjectives. But one defender of Chicago did admit, "Actually, crispy onions sounds kinda good on a pizza." |
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| Author: | Curious Hair [ Thu Nov 14, 2013 10:38 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Jon Stewart rips Chicago |
jimmypasta wrote: Another Jewish guy handed a job for no apparent reason um... |
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| Author: | Douchebag [ Thu Nov 14, 2013 10:38 am ] |
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You do realize he was performing a bit, right? |
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| Author: | Curious Hair [ Thu Nov 14, 2013 10:40 am ] |
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Douchebag wrote: You do realize he was performing a bit, right? As a matter of fact, I'm reasonably certain he ganked the line about "tomato soup in a bread bowl" and "it's not a pizza, it's a casserole" from the comment section of that Deadpsin piece on state foods. Was your unwitting paraphrase of Randy Newman's "Rednecks" a bit? |
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| Author: | rogers park bryan [ Thu Nov 14, 2013 10:42 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Jon Stewart rips Chicago |
Jimmy what do you mean by the "another jew handed a job for no reason"? |
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| Author: | Curious Hair [ Thu Nov 14, 2013 10:43 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Jon Stewart rips Chicago |
I don't think it's exactly open to interpretation. http://deadspin.com/thats-exactly-the-p ... 1447249387 Quote: Saposcat3
Chicago pizza isn't pizza at all. It's a casserole, so let's call it that. Pop culture sucksUJoseph Finn1L Just call it a casserole and that will solve everything. It's not pizza. 10/19/13 10:16pm deadlopnik Thank you. Chicago style pizza is like a sauce bowl with some cheese at the bottom. Fuckin gross. |
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| Author: | Northside_Dan [ Thu Nov 14, 2013 10:46 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Jon Stewart rips Chicago |
People take items of 'civic pride' a bit too seriously. You shouldn't give a fuck if someone hates deep dish, likes extra ketchup on their hot dog or thinks the name Windy City is weather related. |
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| Author: | Brick [ Thu Nov 14, 2013 10:49 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Jon Stewart rips Chicago |
If we were really classifying "pizza" then New York style would barely qualify. It's more like bread or a cracker with cheese on it. If they forgot the sauce completely most wouldn't even notice. |
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| Author: | Tad Queasy [ Thu Nov 14, 2013 10:52 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Jon Stewart rips Chicago |
Deep dish pizza displeases me. Celery salt, however, is awesome on a hot dog. |
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| Author: | spmack [ Thu Nov 14, 2013 10:54 am ] |
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Deep dish is overrated. Give me thin crust any day. |
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| Author: | billypootons [ Thu Nov 14, 2013 10:54 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Jon Stewart rips Chicago |
what is his real last name? kind of lame he felt the need to change it |
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| Author: | Brick [ Thu Nov 14, 2013 10:54 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Jon Stewart rips Chicago |
The thing is that even if you don't like deep dish pizza, thin crust pizza in Chicago is far superior to NYC pizza too. Sicilian pizza is good though but not as good as deep dish. |
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| Author: | redskingreg [ Thu Nov 14, 2013 10:56 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Jon Stewart rips Chicago |
Deep dish is crap. Give me thin, wispy crust pie all day. You can keep your hot dogs, too. |
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| Author: | 312player [ Thu Nov 14, 2013 10:56 am ] |
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Tad Queasy wrote: Deep dish pizza displeases me. Celery salt, however, is awesome on a hot dog. Amen sir! |
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| Author: | Furious Styles [ Thu Nov 14, 2013 11:15 am ] |
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spmack wrote: Deep dish is overrated. Give me thin crust any day. Exactly. Deep-dish pizza is for the tourists. |
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| Author: | jimmypasta [ Thu Nov 14, 2013 11:17 am ] |
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Curious Hair wrote: jimmypasta wrote: Another Jewish guy handed a job for no apparent reason um... What? They poke fun at themselves at award shows. Try to find me about 5 Irish Producers in Hollywood. I guess it's all just one amazing coincidence. I do think there are a lot of talented people in Hollywood who happen to be Jewish. Stewart is just an MTV reject who got a job because the people making the decisions (IE:Jewish execs,who run MTV,Comedy Central,etc.) thought he was saying something witty because he yells and talks fast...He Sucks! |
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| Author: | NearWessSideHussra [ Thu Nov 14, 2013 11:18 am ] |
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jimmypasta wrote: Another Jewish guy "Stewart" is Scottish. Payne Stewart used to wear the Stewart family plaid every year at the British Open. |
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| Author: | KDdidit [ Thu Nov 14, 2013 11:23 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Jon Stewart rips Chicago |
Deep dish pizza is great, also ketchup on hot dogs. |
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| Author: | Curious Hair [ Thu Nov 14, 2013 11:23 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Jon Stewart rips Chicago |
Deep-dish is good once or twice a year, preferably in the dead of winter, and no more than that. Thin-crust is best for regular pizzaing. Never had honest-to-god New York pizza but the description of "big floppy soggy cracker" doesn't really get me goin'. |
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| Author: | jimmypasta [ Thu Nov 14, 2013 11:24 am ] |
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NearWessSideHussra wrote: jimmypasta wrote: Another Jewish guy "Stewart" is Scottish. Payne Stewart used to wear the Stewart family plaid every year at the British Open. Jon Stewart (born Jonathan Stuart Leibowitz; November 28, 1962)[ |
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Thu Nov 14, 2013 11:25 am ] |
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spmack wrote: Deep dish is overrated. Give me thin crust any day. Abso-fucking-lutely. |
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| Author: | Hank Scorpio [ Thu Nov 14, 2013 11:25 am ] |
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I enjoy deep dish pizza but I can see why others dont care for it. I love cheese so the more cheese you can deliver into my system the better off I feel. |
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| Author: | Curious Hair [ Thu Nov 14, 2013 11:26 am ] |
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The magic of deep-dish is the crust. Perfect solution: make thin-crust with deep-dish dough. |
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| Author: | jimmypasta [ Thu Nov 14, 2013 11:26 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Jon Stewart rips Chicago |
Deep Dish< stuffed Pizza Are we confusing the two? They are seperate. I prefer stuffed. |
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| Author: | Tad Queasy [ Thu Nov 14, 2013 11:29 am ] |
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jimmypasta wrote: Another Jewish guy handed a job for no apparent reason... Just out of curiosity, if you were compiling a list, who are the Top 5 Jewish guys who have been handed a job for no apparent reason? |
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| Author: | Hank Scorpio [ Thu Nov 14, 2013 11:29 am ] |
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Tad Queasy wrote: jimmypasta wrote: Another Jewish guy handed a job for no apparent reason... Just out of curiosity, if you were compiling a list, who are the Top 5 Jewish guys who have been handed a job for no apparent reason? Light em up like a menorah Chicago!!! |
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| Author: | redskingreg [ Thu Nov 14, 2013 11:32 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Jon Stewart rips Chicago |
I had Pequod's last weekend. I feel like they could make their deep dish dough half as thick, and it would be a much better pizza. |
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| Author: | Dave In Champaign [ Thu Nov 14, 2013 11:34 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Jon Stewart rips Chicago |
jimmypasta wrote: Another Jewish guy handed a job for no apparent reason who has become the darling of all the Left Wingers on the East Coast went on a "Rip Chicago" rant. Hey , all big cities blow but when he tries to rip deep dish pizza, that's taking it too far. I have tried watching this idiot conduct an interview on a number of occasions. He acts like Dick Cavett on coke....no thanks! This paragraph does more to diminish Chicago than anything Jon stewart could ever possibly say. |
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| Author: | jimmypasta [ Thu Nov 14, 2013 11:45 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Jon Stewart rips Chicago |
Tad Queasy wrote: jimmypasta wrote: Another Jewish guy handed a job for no apparent reason... Just out of curiosity, if you were compiling a list, who are the Top 5 Jewish guys who have been handed a job for no apparent reason? 
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| Author: | Brick [ Thu Nov 14, 2013 11:47 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Jon Stewart rips Chicago |
Tad Queasy wrote: jimmypasta wrote: Another Jewish guy handed a job for no apparent reason... Just out of curiosity, if you were compiling a list, who are the Top 5 Jewish guys who have been handed a job for no apparent reason? |
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